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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Papa Khann:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />

    Originally posted by athkatla:

    Damn, wish I'd learn to not click on the quote icon when I want to edit!

    Trying ringing a little bell and eating a pretzel every time you remember to do it right (you should need only a very small bag of pretzels). Using this technique, Pavlov was able to work wonders with dogs. And dogs can't be all that much smarter than you.

    Papa</font>

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    Scenarios for Beginners

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by lcm1947:

    Welcome Paul. You are in for the treat of your life. I've been playing this fantastic game for going on 2 years now I guess and still play it each and everyday. I also try to visit this forum at least 2 times. Hell, this forum is as much fun as the game to me. I really enjoy the advice, witt, charm :rolleyes: , fights :D and overall chatting. A better forum you will never find thanks to BF ( Battlefront ). They monitor this board keeping out the undesirables and trouble makers although the members here do a pretty good job of that also. :D Anyway welcome and see you around. Oh and one last thing. If you ever see a topic with the word Peng attached to it in any way - don't go there. Stay away. It's ugly in there. And you will surely get hurt. :D

    Paul Don't be frightened by the Peng posters, they are all willie woofters, who think long words are cool, and they just hate smilies :D Get in there and give them some stick, but be prepared to take lots more back smile.gif
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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Hey BO DIDDLEY when you manage to find out where I am in the fog (which you only just noticed..DUH), give me a call ok? You see, the thing is, I sent half my guys into town for some wine, women and song, I probably won't need them to send your lads home with a flea in their ears, but they will want to be here to have a laugh at your, pathetic excuse for soldiers, expense.

    /Insert taunting black female voice tongue.gif

    Warriors.....where are youuuuu

    Warriors.....where are youuuuuuuu

    [ June 29, 2002, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

    Good Lord, would someone give this guy a shove, I think his needle's caught in a groove.

    And my jack-booted thugs are NOT all dressed in black. This season they're wearing some wonderful greens and browns to contrast with the pink and yellow chiffon ensebles your collection of poufs are touting.

    {Ripped the other rubbish out, just cos I could!! Anyone got a problem with that?}

    Well Bo Diddley I've yet to see what your pathetic excuses for troops are wearing........as you still haven't shown up! I suspect that they are all dressed in yellow, to match the streaks down their backs, get them into battle now, before I am forced to hurl soggy lumps of camel droppings in your general direction, in the vain hope that some of it may find it's way into the biggest orifice in your body, to match that which regularly comes forth from said hole tongue.gif

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla:

    So Mr Boo Hoo, { Sounds of cacaphonous braying, empty posturings, mind-numbingly tepid taunts}......get a beer.......

    Thank you, I believe I will. By George, I knew if I let you prattle on long enough you'd manage to grunt out ONE intelligent thing.

    Million monkeys, million typewriters theory, you know.</font>

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla:

    I assume Mr Boo that this piece of drivel has something to do with the game you call football! I have news for you.............IT IS NOT FOOTBALL...............WE PLAY FOOTBALL WITH A ROUND BALL AND SCORE GOALS.........NOT TOUCHDOWNS OR ANY OTHER DOWNS!!

    There, now I feel better

    My dear AthaThtupidQuethtion-GetAThtupidAnther,

    There's no need to shout. I can quite easily read those close fisted bangings of yours that resemble typing only in that some form of keyboard must be involved.

    Now, as to Soccer, Rugby. Football, what's in a name as long as it provides us with an opportunity to watch microcephalic gorillas pound on each other?</font>

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Pleased to see the rest of the world is finally waking up!

    Hiram Scarem Sedi Jedi

    Up yours old fruit I am an SSN with attitude, if you don't like it take a large dose of smile.gif:(redface.gif:D and stick 'em where the sun don't shine!

    Bo Diddley

    Poor excuse, but one I'll marginally accept, you're only postponing your inevitable demise, have your wife get ready your favourite pyjama's and teddy bear for when you retire licking your wounds to your funereal bed!

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    Very Interesting quote on MG lethality

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by John D Salt:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Capricornelius:

    [snips]I've read about folks unloading gimpies (about 200 rounds) without hitting anyone.

    You *can't* unload a GPMG if you have a competent number two. It fires disintegrating link -- no.2 should be clipping extra lengths onto the belt as long as there is ammo available. I once had the immense pleasure of putting a thousand rounds of belted blank through a GPMG in little more than a minute. Shortly thereafter, I had the slightly less immense pleasure of cleaning the thing.

    All the best,

    John.</font>

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Boo_Radley

    You will meet me on the field of battle.

    I will be the ever popular Jack-Booted Thugs.

    You will be the Cheese-sniffing Surrender Monkeys, known as the French.

    You will provide a QB.

    The parameters are unimportant.

    You will prepare to Die-Alot™

    Ok Bo Diddley I accept your snivelling challenge, and will play as the "yellow-streaks-down-their-backs" wine guzzling frogs. This is a brave challenge on your part, taking on a newbie with no PBEM's to his name and demanding he plays as the French floozies, methinks you hate to lose!! Well be prepared, as the scouts say, feed your humorless pigs their last bockwurst, for they will never eat again, except the lead that awaits them on the battlefield! :cool: The battle will be waiting for you when you eventually decide to rise from your stinking pit you call a bed tongue.gif
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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    An SSN, if you'd read the bloody rules that were posted FOR YOUR BENEFIT, is a Scum Sucking Newbie. YOU are a prime example of that particular growth.

    Ohhhhhh, at last I've been recognised and join the ever decreasing ranks of the SSN's, for how long can a newbie be a newbie! And where are my fellow country men when I need them, leaving me to muster a defence against the pond waders.

    On another point, I don't have much time for you fellows at the moment, as I'm currently playing my first PBEM, isn't it fun? So toodle pip, and rant and rave on (there's a Buddy Holly song in there) for I will return :cool:

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Pooh pooh to you all, I will defy you, and btw the generals don't win the wars, it's us bloody NCO's at the sharp end that comes up with the goods. Joe "old womans" Shawl" too dangerous to bomb Germany at night? (I'd have thought it was far more dangerous during daylight, but who am I to say, I was only a grunt, not a poncy Fly Boy) :D Oh, and just to enlighten me, what the hell is an SSN?? (Not that I give a flying f***)! tongue.gif

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Oh, this is going to be good. This is going to be...delicious. Tie on the bib Martha, we're gonna have lunch!

    OK, Anklebiter. You're on. I've already told you my conditions and I eagerly await your set up (He doesn't know how eagerly, doessss he, My Preciousssss. No, he doesn't. But we will teach him, won't we? WON'T WE!)

    The French!! You want me to play as the bloody French! I wouldn't be seen dead in a French uniform, rumour has it no one has been. Those garlic eating poofters invented the word surrender and used it to good effect throughout their war :eek: . I will play as the Brits, a noble, warlike and valiant force who know nothing about showing the white flag and will proceed to pound you and your bratwurst eating squareheads into the ground.........so there!! smile.gif

    Hurrah for the Brits, for we are fearless and magnificent warriors, we also like tea and toast too :D:D

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    That Olde Peng Challenge Has Me In It's Spell

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla:

    Oh, and do I detect that there may be some Irish blood in you somewhere, the only time I have ever heard the words, " in a handbasket" is from my beautiful Irish wife, and after over 30 years of wedded bliss (!) I still don't know what it means. If there is Irish blood cursing through your bloated veins, then that explains a lot :D To end up, some more faces for you to delete smile.gif:(redface.gif:D;)

    And I did. OK, Atlatl (look it up). I must admit that you are indeed an enigma wrapped in a conundrum wrapped in an especially odiferous pair of Grendel's underpants.

    I was going to say something nasty about the Irish, but then thought that perhaps I shouldn't because I would not want to possibly offend your dear wife, who as we all know must be a saint and has enough of a burden as it is. But then I reread your post and realized that you had already made a backhanded gibe at the Irish. You would say that about your wife, that gentle creature who has YOU as her cross to bear??? You CAD! You CODSWALLOP! You CHICKPEA!

    I know if I ever said anything like that to my beautiful wife, the ever gracious and charming She Who Must Be Obeyed™, there would be Berli to pay!

    You will meet me on the field of battle.

    I will be the ever popular Jack-Booted Thugs.

    You will be the Cheese-sniffing Surrender Monkeys, known as the French.

    You will provide a QB.

    The parameters are unimportant.

    You will prepare to Die-Alot™</font>

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