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Boo Radley

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  1. I knew a chick who worked in a museum, and to be near the guy she had a crush on, took part in the process of skinning a chimp carcass and putting the skin into the bug box.

    The bug box was a coffee table size box with a bunch of beetles in it.  You put the skin in the bug box and the beetles ate all the flesh off the skin and left a nice clean chimp skin for stuffing.

    O, the things we do for love.

    Speaking of chimp carcasses, Smack Seanachai in the head, next time you see him and tell him it's from me.

    I Blame Joe Shaw.jpg

  2. My neighbor, Boo Radley, continues to wander aimlessly across the river trying to achieve LOS on my master PanzerTruppen.  The combination of low slung Stugs and bocage has him frothing at the mouth.  He was unable to use the same hacks as Nidan1 and Noba.  He simply dropped his arty on empty roads.  We will still win.

     

    speedbump

    Of course you will. And do you want to know why, Speedbumpkin?

     

    Yabba-dabba-muchado_about_nuffink: As was previously stated, you hacked the initial game to put your forces on the same side of the map as my forces.

     

    Numero Deux: You also hacked the game to give me a non-existant AT gun which may be labeled as an AT gun, but which will not disembark from the HT and another AT gun which only has LOS to your units when it is limbered, not to mention Shermans who, no matter how many times might hit your armor, it's like throwing spit balls at something with the relative density of Joe Shaw's head, while your tanks are able to one-shot my tanks 9 out of 10 times, and

     

    Mitzy Gaynor: Even a blind pig* can find a truffle once in awhile.

     

    *Apologies to blind pigs world-wide.

  3. Update! UpDAte! uPDAte!

     

    Speedbump actually did something correct for a change, by moving his assets up to the fight quickly, instead of dawdling as he is wont to do. By doing so, he actually has been able to knock out some of my Shermies and rattle my men who thought they had plenty of time to set up.

    And apparently he's been able to hack into the game to the point where he's been one-shotting my armor while his Panthers and StuGs are impervious to my guns.

    But he's been trying to slide his HTs along my flanks (I say DOWN Bauhaus!), but fortunately, I can still knock those out.

    On a side note, I also seem to have an invisible AT gun which refuses to unlimber, or even move away from it's HT. BFC says they are aware of the bug and have been since last year. And apparently, that's the end of the story, thank you very much.

     

    Nidan1, who never talks to me, is slowly giving up ground as my battered Brits overrun his positions and whittle him down. It was inevitable.

     

    Costard is AWOL, halfway through the game. Hope he's okay.

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