Yeknodathon
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If I stab a cathode at one end and an anode in another end will Emrys produce electricity and will he dissolve over time only to be restored to limited use when connected to the National Grid?
Can I run him to power my electric egg whisk? Will he be more draining than normal?
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.. I don't think he really needs the assistance from lead
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[...meanwhile in the Paddock something grey and heavy is putting heavy gauge rubber Gnome down range]
*boot*
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Sink plunger, petri dish... the creation of an Emrys Minotaur, the dimmest monster that could never enter a labyrinth under its own power would be quite a sight and would gather crowds.
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If I catch Emrys staring at his own reflection inside a tea cup, can I deploy artificial insemination?
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Your man-boob has an interesting name and even more interesting topography? Would your other man-boob be named Mount Pleasant and does it have a similar depression?
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If Emrys were a glacier I wouldn't like to find myself in his crevasse
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Still waiting for my RT disc to arrive
If you start walking Emrys might have figured out the shrink wrap to share his discs with ample slices of Emrys whipped cream, squirty can wit.
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I am amazed, I did not know the breadth of his expertise, it is truly quite remarkable. I can barely contain my excitement for more.
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[powering on the Paddock PC Windows 1.0 with full set of 2 discs that Emrys would love to order and receive]
Tap...tap,tap,tap..Return
Well, that is just so GOOBER
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Highly significant news from the outre boards: Emrys has a received an email about his disc! OMG, this is of Kettlerian import it deserves it own thread! What next, Amazon tracking?! USPS delivery news? Youtube unwrapping videos?!
With the title "On the way" I just had to see if he'd popped a boy, girl or centaur-like donkeyhuman.
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[electricity brownout as major Merkin cities look-up nipple tassels on Wikipaedia]
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NOOOOOOO, not you, idjit, the other one. You''re known.. its the small stumpy one I can't quite place a hoof on...
Erm, does he have boobies too? Nipple tassels, perchance?
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[Hoofing through a volume of Interesting Visitors]
No, not this one, or that, or that.. its a bit tricky, can we have proof of identity? Something.. biometric? Swab from the mouth just to help us along?
Its vaguely familiar...
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[electricity brownout as major Merkin cities look-up Oscar Pistorious on Wikipaedia]
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Who? What? Is this Shaw again?
I see a red pointy hat a-bobbing before me, Banquo's ghost or a carbon fibre-challenged Oscar Pistorious circling around, someone set the trap out to see what it is?
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Pffffrubbbbleee.....bbbbblllleeee...buububbbbbuuuu bbbbbbble
Did I miss anything?
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[Meanwhile, its a very special Blow Raspberries ín the Paddock Pond Day and with snout below the water line and tail straight out from shredded pink panties]
Pffffrubbbbleee.....bbbbblllleeee...buububbbbbuuuubbbbbbble
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*scratch* *scratch* *scratch*
Do you like that?
*scratch* *scratch*
I like that
*scratch*
*scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch*
I like it a lot. If I
*scratch*
here..
*scratch* *scratch* I get all flushed
*scratch*
Emrys-babe, you're my necro-man, Emrys-babee... Babe
*scratch* *scratch*
Gimme your carrot, knobbly carrot
*scratch*
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Heavy breathing, courtesy of Emrys
I'm wearing pink panties, I think he will like that.
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...just a bit ICKY! GO FIND A CEMETERY MAUSOLEUM!
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Man-love necrophillia... not that there is anything wrong with that
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[...how flapping in the wind, the raised dead head Sprout and Crossed Carrots to bring fear on those in waters from Boston to the Spanish Main]
Aharrrrr, graaaaaa, plunder ,ahooyyyyy ahaaaaarrr matey... ahaaaaarrrr... I smell Grog and Kettllers in equal measures... ahhaaaaa, careen me barnacles off with a cutlass if there not be booty here me lads... ahaaaaarrr
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
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If I attached jump leads to my nipples will I get a pleasant and stimulating jolt that I might want to repeat or will I get the normal Emrys dull clamp of nipple twisting disappointment?