Yeknodathon
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I am pretty sure that is the point at which Cthulu rips through the space time continuum and eats all our souls.
Or Joe Xia returns. Zimmer frames are probably not as fast but I'd take my chances with a Cthulu over a Mormon banker.
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Red pointy hats are very useful in these situations.
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How challenging can it be to understand delight of being tossed in mayo or facing the existential anxiety of the chipper? Even Joe Xia can fathom the secrets of a potato field?
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Idaho.
Say hello to the potatoes, we know you are comforted by their chatter
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reading his curriculum vitae is not exactly entrancing. I see little future for this one in the M.B.T.
Just reeks of Blackberry I say
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meaning phones are my thing
Can you route yourself back out through the MBT gateway across the network to a Scunthorpe hub and then ping yourself continuously for packet loss?
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Its a Mormon thing. isn't Emrys alluring?
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So, as the Officially appointed Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread I was forced to step in donkey poop and wonder around the thread ... as I've done so many times in the past.
ICCCKKKYYYY!!
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Latch key Justivisit
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I collect fungus for fun. I'm one-ton of prime donkey Petri dish.
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Mung the Mopey.
Mung the Emrysfest
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Emrys is...Emperor Mung
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[standing aghast in utter surprise with a dropped donkey jaw]
Was that a... metaphor? Emrys?
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[meanwhile, along the crest line of Paddock grassy knoll "Emrys" erupts a very satisfying Agent Orange strike that defoliates any standing dandelion or daisy]
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Was that a stenographer? Why would she stenograph a plane?
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The Germans waz just uber and the had best stuff and totally p0rned the rest and were superior in all things like war things and like it was a real close thing and they will come back real soon in War Z nazi zombie tanks and rulz as undead.
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Drainage... land reclamation... history and provenance and herbal cultivation... it doesn't get more exciting than this. Be a good Dutch tulip and polderise the marshy spot just west of the Paddock pond?
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[taking a long, deep drag on one of Netherlands finest rolled spliffs]
Boo Radley carrot and two radish, yomyomyomyomyomyom
You just have to have the best polders and dikes to grow this stuff... crazy man, real crazy
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Can we donate you to Science?
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I'm not mad, I'm Napoleon's squirrel.
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...and in my recording contract it is clearly written that I can have as much white carrot snow as I like
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I've formed a band. Yeknod and the Show Ponies. I've also got my first groupie. Emrys. Yes, he is ecstatic and has signed up for our gigs and says he cannot wait and queues for hours and starts to fling his underwear in every direction before we even start.
I'll invite him backstage later.
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[trepanning a row of sprouts in quick succession]
If I wanted to grab Dorosh I'd put on a crisp Nazi uniform so I could get close and shove a hoof right down his breeches. I'm quite sure that would get his attention.
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This one is a bit feisty, does he growl and show his teeth?
The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
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sburke sounds like a particular kind of tactical spork.