Yeknodathon
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...though on second thought
Blimey, you get two?
[slow hoof clap]
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I have a backing band in the Paddock shed.
Doesn't it make you want to drown in espresso and force down multiple full butter croissants at the same time and watch art house movies with subtitles and gobble platefuls of land molluscs slathered in garlic butter?
Or would you rather go to Taco Bell for your Goober cultural nourishment?
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[sitting on a stool while deft hooves key the accordion]
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We don't need no education
We want loads of thought control
With dark sarcasm in the Cesspool
Donkey! Leave them Gnomes alone
Oi!, Donkey! leave them Gnomes alone!
All in all it's just another hick in the 'Pool
All in all you're just another hick in the 'Pool
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Oh, gawd, a prog rock fan; bet he's sitting in his Rick Wakeman cape
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I'm still awaiting the Space Lobsters, Battlefront, fix or do sumfink
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The only Global Warming here is the micro-climate between Emrys buttock cheeks
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Let us know when it decides to crawl to the Northwest to do its best destructive borer beetle thing on Emrys?
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I'd wager being kept in sensory deprivation tank with only one's memory and a red pointy hat floating past your thigh would cause some very interesting hallucinations.
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*sniffing the air for red pointy hats*
Er, did something say an awful lot in several volumes that could else be scribbled on a fag packet?
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Yeknod - does that mean ...
It means that
*slap*
when I prance
*slap*
across the Paddock
*slap* *slap*
one can hear
*slap*
the rhythmic slap
*slap* *slap*
of donkey boob on donkey boob
*slap*
but when one trots or canters all hell breaks loose and me donkey boobs jiggle and bounce all over in unpredicted ways that can be quite alarming.
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I've taken on a lot of estrogen and developed a fine set of donkey boobs. Look, see how they sway?
I am now eligible to be Emrys very own, personal Harpy.
*Quack*
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"Michael Emrysnation" tragedy.. not quite the Classical Greek theatre form
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You're a proxy insurgent Reptiloid and no shaking of your fancy pants rail gun is going to change my mind! Go-on, swivel your eyes and blink a lot.
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Er, small correction, think we must include the blonde-scaled, blue-eyed extra-terrestrial Reptilian divisions that were highly effective Nazi scum that trampled across the galaxy and laid waste to whole swathes of somewhere. And continue to do so!
1st SS Freakin' Planet System Draco
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"Golden Girls"
Merkin sitcoms are obviously part of the Kettlerian conspiracy and broadcast into the atmosphere and human brains from A.C. or from further away. That's why the BBC try to strip out the sublimable canned laughter. That''s why Mork and Mindy was an invasion threat.
That's why I stare at Emrys and declare something is not quite right: you are under surveillance and if I see your tongue lash out to swallow a rodent in one gulp...
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If Emrys nose fell off I''d gain some emotional pleasure from forcing it back on in interesting positions.
Emrys Potato Man
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I think I've found an Ahab on my Moby Dick...
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This Kauz pretender, he wants to be a Grog, he struts like a Grog and has all the itty-bitty Grog-like factoids that wobble on Grog-like sticks and he sort of almost sounds like a Grog.
Except he can't quite reach the Grog-like Titan heights of Grogology. No reverse-ferreting, no seamless dissembling with the agile, adept prowl of a hungry jungle kitty needing fresh non-Grog meat and quite obviously doesn't have the complete command over the subject matter that could punch holes in hard cows' cheese. AND if that wasn't enough, non-capitalisation at the start of sentences. I mean, newb Grog wannabe error or wot! Why not wave a flag, "Grog-kitty, gobble me up, I'm frying tonight"?
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I get all warm and fuzzy when I hear Grog. I haven't the faintest idea what it means but I want to slip into something comfortable and nibble the tip of a carrot.
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Akron
*shrug* and *shuffle* and *ear wiggle*
And your point being...?
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Latch key Justicar substitute stand-in... thats Goober Grade
How do i get a hold of Michael Dorosh (MikeyD)
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
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Oh, really? well.. if one must then we'd applaud this selfless act, bravo, bravo!