Yeknodathon
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Schwerer Speiseeisspähwagen (6-Rad) patrolling the Atlantic Wall
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This image first came to my attention when I worked as an analyst at Hews, Buelle & Cowepat
The Nazi scum industrial-military complex at its most remorseless powered by the water turbines of the Ruhr valley.
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Sturm-Pioniere variant crossing its own bridge.
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388 advancing into the hinterland with its support vehicles in close column, spearhead formation as the town's population are forced to watch German superiority. The crew has detailed multiple detonations on 388's side.
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Dear Battlefront
Due to recent discoveries we are now aware that your German ToE and models are now badly out of date! Please fix or sumfink so that we can deploy the secret SS Speiseeiskampfwagen and variants so that we can tinker with tactical nukes just as the Germans did.
Yeknod
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Detonation at a naval base with nuclear shadow. From the naval silhouettes and markings, Sevastopol during Operation Störfang (Sturgeon Catch). The Speiseeiskampfwagen is deliberately positioned pointing downwind to lessen the effects of any unexpected buffeting.
Caviar after this attack acquired some fizzle upon swallowing and the unnatural size of the roe was hard to pack into cans.
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Triple hatches, did they have any morality?
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Kompanie command vehicle desperately trying to raise their Halo before a seagull attacks.
Note the blast wind rapidly approaching; Johnny seagull better get in there fairly sharpish (or he's going to grow extra legs that make standing a bit challenging) in this compelling wartime action shot.
I fear the photographer may not have survived but stood fast as a paradigm true to the battlefield journalists' raison d'etre.
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Ahem! Operation Sealion happened and Tommy was caught napping in the face of insurmountable and overwhelming forces.
There is quite a lot of debate among Speiseeiskampfwagen experts whether the seagull deflection "halo" or Heiligenschein was a super-weapon too far and properly tested before being issued to untrained crews. Currently there is no data that any of armadas of Scwimmwagen that crossed the channel fell to the seagull threat though strangely two examples have surfaced (the Scwimmwagen not the seagulls) on Easter Island. We may conclude from this that the defence Halo could well have a navigation function such as sonar or radar or combination of both or, more likely some rudimentary cloaking device but by combining these functions some units were lost due to malfunction. We can expect to see a whole platoon or "Zug" in pristine condition parked up somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle with their skeleton crews still at the hatch.
But I digress. The halo is detracted; no seagulls here! Of special note here is the crew's anti-flash suit. He extends a hand-held range detector well outside the safe confines of the hatch in a very perilous situation. Although not specifically trained for this his bravery is quite astounding and although part of the Nazi scum political regime founded on the bones of whole nations one must admire the grit and determination of this fellow. The bow wake is impressive. I calculate it its cruising at sub-sonic speeds towards its target to rip out the heart of the British leadership. Note the crew's personal additions to the camo with slogans such as "Welcome Aboard!" in the native English to terrify any resistance. Welcome was not in the minds of these brutish and dark elite marines.
"Sail by and try one" is a particularly cruel jibe considering what a fully loaded Scwimmwagen could deliver with frightening ease.
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Flabbergasted by the in-depth research being made available to the world for the first time!
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The prison uniforms and caps does give credence to Kettler's escape scenario
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Before any one asks, that dish near the window on the pen is NOT proof that the Nazi's were communicating to extra-terrestrials orbiting the Earth. No, this stretches credulity too far. What it does prove is that the Nazis were far advanced in pay-per-view sporting events than we could ever imagine them to be!
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A snub-nosed low velocity Speiseeiskampfwagen Ausf L. with recoiless KwK hatch emerging from its hardened concrete sunken pen designed to avoid Allied air detection. It is equipped with double jingle jangle. Although not normal doctrine, they could hunt in "ice bear" packs for multiple big boom effects. Timing was important for this and required great crew skill and coordination in their respective "Baren" or detonation might wipe out the other quite unintentionally.
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Here is the shattering truth of Nazi depravity. Political indoctrination of children into the Hitler Youth and the handling of enriched heavy ice, a constituent raw material for the payload, without any protective clothing to a secret, undisclosed processing plant. The transport is SS, marked with secret SS occult runes. The enriched ice has been laser cut and etched to very high tolerances and could not be machined by extant, normally accepted, wartime manufacturing processes to fit their intricate receptacles. This is a shocking revelation and blows away all currently accepted doctrine on wartime nuclear weaponry development as previously accepted until now.
What is even more shocking is the blatant and public display of the heavy ice-carrier's man bag. To do that with such confidence and aplomb demonstrates the elite training needed to carry this off in all situations.
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Of particular interest is the windshield anti-glare apparatus that is still in position above and to the front of the nuke operator's seat. We don't need to detail what sort of glare that was for!
JonS, congratulations. After a shaky start we see you are now doing quite well!
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With such a devastating payload crew error could have catastrophic results. Here we see jingle jangle activation in an enclosed area such as mountain range or constrictive valley head or heavy tree cover. Instant Nazi scum disintegration would have been preferred than capture after which interrogation will have been expected to go on for several days so this may have been a deliberate jingle in full knowledge of imminent death. Note now the immediate vegetation around the wreck is arranged pointing to the origin of jingle. We don't see this anywhere else in nature.
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Only in so far that he has the dots, but needs help connecting them together.
Our investigation is making good progress. In groundbreaking research into newly declassified documents from the former DDR historians are pouring over photos now released into Secret Weapons personnel behind the Project at ease with startling clarity
Although under military supervision we have here a dastardly civilian-disguised nuke preparation rig. Just because it uses French doesn't make it French! The apparatus is clearly loaded and ready for transfer to the Speiseeiskampfwagen while the scientists, who don't appear to be under any duress, are dialing in the final settings. Those who are observant will raise a knowing eyebrow at the strange bell-like features on the chillingly (sic.) efficient and simple means of transfer for such a complex weapons system.
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This has been hidden away for decades but was last seen in Hitlers last Berlin bunker and shows the Project had the highest support and focus from top party officials. The true extent of the preoccupation with the occult is quite threatening and bizarre. Note how the cones "hover"
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Soviet recovered vehicle abandoned by the the crew of Speiseeiskampfwagen attached to an LSSAH Schwere Panzer Abteilungen who tried to destroy it due to lack of petrol as the spear head moved beyond the support of stretched supply lines.
Note the fixed Porsche fighting compartment that enabled hull-down jingle jangle that was replaced later by the Henschel variant to allow for greater crew handling of the nuke.
The wreck was taken by the Soviets to their secret Roswellski Siberian proving grounds but they failed to understand the significance of the capture .
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Gruesome. A sobering reminder that one must read the manuals properly and take great care before attempting to enter the field of advanced physics at the sub-atomic level.
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This is an obvious amateur re-enactment, the sort that makes one cringe due to inaccuracies, or surviving Heer decoy. How can a bakery van be an deadly ice cream van armed for incursion and detonation? Besides, the Nazis never used bunting.
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Is that Elvis at the hatch? If I squint I think it is.
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Bravo, quite remarkable prima facia evidence being shared here. Note the ultra sophisticated camouflaging to break up the silhouette of the incoming delivery vehicle to increase penetration into Soviet lines. As we all suspected the clear colouring forces the fission and resulting pressure waves to maximum effect of the disintegration, something the Manhattan Project never even understood let alone deployed and is a clear indication the Nazi project was several decades ahead of the Allies and confirms the SS had the better uniforms.
If we look closely in left background I detect some orange glowing flecked with deep rouge borders that shows the crushing then expanding pulsating distortion of the magnetic fields from the recent activation of the secret Nazi jingle jangle as the delivery vehicle races past!
Fantastic yet terrifying find!
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From little historical footnotes do whole Civilizations rise and Fall. I should have thought anyone who has purchased Firaxis latest Brave New World expansion and preceding editions would understand this? Just as the acorn rises to full maturity and then brings forth material for very pricey but nicely finished Amish furniture.
To paraphrase a great Merkin entrepreneur, you can have any colour carrot pen as long as it is orange. But I do have limited stocks of the collector's delux edition purple carrot. I wouldn't worry about the ink, like many of the supporting arguments proffered recently as historical fact, it will run out of intelligible meaningfulness very shortly to produce a vacuous ïnk line of absolutely nothing and then then run up its own carrot pen ass in a puff of invisible carrot pen smoke.
You raise an interesting point about censorship and open, liberal, free Internet debate. Unfortunately, I don't have any easy answers but may suggest quite strongly that should a ice cream van with a jingle jangle visit your neighborhood I would strongly suggest that it is thoroughly examined for known Opel Blitz chassis and engine numbers just in case they have found you?
II SS Panzer Corps was where on July 11, '43?
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Fighting through the bocage of N. France was hell enough for the exhausted Allies but faced with a Nazi scum Speiseeiskampfwagen covering their axis of advance would put their plans back by months if not years.