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The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
If I attached jump leads to my nipples will I get a pleasant and stimulating jolt that I might want to repeat or will I get the normal Emrys dull clamp of nipple twisting disappointment? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
If I stab a cathode at one end and an anode in another end will Emrys produce electricity and will he dissolve over time only to be restored to limited use when connected to the National Grid? Can I run him to power my electric egg whisk? Will he be more draining than normal? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
.. I don't think he really needs the assistance from lead -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
[...meanwhile in the Paddock something grey and heavy is putting heavy gauge rubber Gnome down range] *boot* -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Sink plunger, petri dish... the creation of an Emrys Minotaur, the dimmest monster that could never enter a labyrinth under its own power would be quite a sight and would gather crowds. -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
If I catch Emrys staring at his own reflection inside a tea cup, can I deploy artificial insemination? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Your man-boob has an interesting name and even more interesting topography? Would your other man-boob be named Mount Pleasant and does it have a similar depression? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
If Emrys were a glacier I wouldn't like to find myself in his crevasse -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
If you start walking Emrys might have figured out the shrink wrap to share his discs with ample slices of Emrys whipped cream, squirty can wit. -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
I am amazed, I did not know the breadth of his expertise, it is truly quite remarkable. I can barely contain my excitement for more. -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
[powering on the Paddock PC Windows 1.0 with full set of 2 discs that Emrys would love to order and receive] Tap...tap,tap,tap..Return Well, that is just so GOOBER -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Larvae Grog -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Highly significant news from the outre boards: Emrys has a received an email about his disc! OMG, this is of Kettlerian import it deserves it own thread! What next, Amazon tracking?! USPS delivery news? Youtube unwrapping videos?! With the title "On the way" I just had to see if he'd popped a boy, girl or centaur-like donkeyhuman. -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
[electricity brownout as major Merkin cities look-up nipple tassels on Wikipaedia] -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
NOOOOOOO, not you, idjit, the other one. You''re known.. its the small stumpy one I can't quite place a hoof on... Erm, does he have boobies too? Nipple tassels, perchance? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
[Hoofing through a volume of Interesting Visitors] No, not this one, or that, or that.. its a bit tricky, can we have proof of identity? Something.. biometric? Swab from the mouth just to help us along? Its vaguely familiar... -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
[electricity brownout as major Merkin cities look-up Oscar Pistorious on Wikipaedia] -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Who? What? Is this Shaw again? I see a red pointy hat a-bobbing before me, Banquo's ghost or a carbon fibre-challenged Oscar Pistorious circling around, someone set the trap out to see what it is? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Pffffrubbbbleee.....bbbbblllleeee...buububbbbbuuuu bbbbbbble Did I miss anything? -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
[Meanwhile, its a very special Blow Raspberries ín the Paddock Pond Day and with snout below the water line and tail straight out from shredded pink panties] Pffffrubbbbleee.....bbbbblllleeee...buububbbbbuuuubbbbbbble -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
*scratch* *scratch* *scratch* Do you like that? *scratch* *scratch* I like that *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* I like it a lot. If I *scratch* here.. *scratch* *scratch* I get all flushed *scratch* Emrys-babe, you're my necro-man, Emrys-babee... Babe *scratch* *scratch* Gimme your carrot, knobbly carrot *scratch* -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
I'm wearing pink panties, I think he will like that. -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
...just a bit ICKY! GO FIND A CEMETERY MAUSOLEUM! -
The Peng Challenge Thread The Chunder in Red Thunder!
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Man-love necrophillia... not that there is anything wrong with that -
[...how flapping in the wind, the raised dead head Sprout and Crossed Carrots to bring fear on those in waters from Boston to the Spanish Main] Aharrrrr, graaaaaa, plunder ,ahooyyyyy ahaaaaarrr matey... ahaaaaarrrr... I smell Grog and Kettllers in equal measures... ahhaaaaa, careen me barnacles off with a cutlass if there not be booty here me lads... ahaaaaarrr