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  1. Originally posted by Herr Oberst:

    Good god, it's true... some thing never die, no matter how much you wish for it.

    A cookie to who can answer this trivia question:

    Name the author of:

    "If all there was to the world was you lot, I'd be rootin for nuclear war and a chance for the cockroaches to show their stuff."

    That would be the UberGnome. I would like a chocolate chip cookie. And it better be freshly baked.
  2. Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    We do have rules here, Abbott, as you've acknowledged. And sometimes mistakes are made. I slammed Bugged pretty hard once and was promptly reminded that she was a "she", something I'd forgotten.

    I apologized ... no big deal, mistakes happen.

    Joe

    First off, I don't remember it being a hard slam. Maybe my skin, like my ankles, is too thick to be overly bothered by these things. But I know the point you're making.

    The thing that bothers me the most, however, is that my name is included not only in the same post as his name, but in the same paragraph! *shudders* Joe Shaw, have you no mercy? </font>

  3. Originally posted by J Ruddy:

    I don't know about Abbott, but I'm sorry that Patch has no twig and berries, though I suspect that in hot muggy weather or when dealing with a bicycle cross-bar accident that might be an advantage. When it comes to gender equality, the glass ceiling and living in a patriarchal society, not so much...

    But I do grow berries. I grow gooseberries, red currants, pink currants, white currants, black currants, red raspberries, black raspberries, blackberries, strawberries and grapes. Are grapes a berry?

    Yum! Berries!

  4. Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by J Ruddy:

    I don't know about Abbott, but I'm sorry that Patch has no twig and berries, though I suspect that in hot muggy weather or when dealing with a bicycle cross-bar accident that might be an advantage. When it comes to gender equality, the glass ceiling and living in a patriarchal society, not so much...

    I think Patchy owes us all an apology for her chromosomes, frankly, and then an explanation for why she would let someone like Joe Shaw call her a friend in public. With friends like Joe, who needs enemies?

    Patch, does he make you dress up in a Snow White costume and pose for pictures the way Seanachai did with my second cousin Myrtle? </font>

  5. Originally posted by Abbott:

    [serious]

    Patchy,

    I apologize if you thought I was referring to you as a bitch, that was not the case. I actually thought you were a man and a Lawyer for some reason which gave double the bite as I am not to fond of Lawyers. However Nidan1 does seem to shine a light where Lawyers are concerned. Good luck with your photographs.

    My apologies.

    Nick Abbott

    [/serious]

    Thanks for the apology.

    I've been mistaken for a man before. It happens in the Cesspool. It's kind of hard to see in all the muck.

    No I'm not a Lawyer....Lawyer is the Lawyer.

  6. Originally posted by **YK2**:

    Happy Birthday To Me....

    Why is it that when I decide to diet someone buys me chocolates... now don't get me wrong I LURVEEEEEEEEEEE chocolate and I can handle the usual box all on my own.. ( they're mine, all mine) but even sharing this box with anyone who happens to be around.. I'm still struggling.. So.... Pengers help yourselves... If I never see another chocolate it will be too soon...I feel sick!

    Here's why...

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    Hmmmm maybe giving someone(who's trying to diet) a HUGE box of choccies is the way to help them achieve their goal... I'll keep you posted if it works.

    *burp*

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!

    I'll have some chocolates! Yum!

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