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    The 'What's so great about the Peng Challenge Thread' thread

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

    Goddamnit, I hate having to work in the morning...

    Must be getting on to three ayem your time, huh? Another day of feeling like crap, just so you can pay the gas bill. Important to pay the gas bill in case you feel like sticking your head in the oven.

    Michael </font>

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    I Love My Cigar, But Even the Peng Challenge Takes It Out of Its Mouth Now and Then..

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by dalem:

    Ahem.

    An Ode to Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Cheese Goldfish Crackers

    O little cracker

    Your taste is faked

    You are baked

    And by you my hunger is slaked

    O Little cracker

    You are like

    That Christian symbol

    Or that Darwin Symbol

    Only

    Instead of uglying up my car with a glued-on piece of paper

    Like a wanking fecktard

    I get to eat you

    O Little Cracker

    Your cheesetastic speckles

    Are raspy with flavor

    Kind of like I'd expect a cat's tongue to feel

    If I were into that sort of thing

    Thank you, good night!

    I like this versification of persiflagication. It made me laugh.

    Now when I eat goldfish crackers I'll feel like I'm eating Christians and Darwinians.

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    I Never Stopped Hating You: The Peng Challenge Thread Story

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Lars:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Patch:

    And now for a jolly winter singsong!

    What Power art thou,

    Who from below,

    Hast made me Rise,

    Unwillingly and slow,

    From beds of Everlasting Snow!

    See'st thou not how stiff,

    And wondrous old,

    Far unfit to bear the bitter Cold,

    I can scarcely move,

    Or draw my Breath,

    Let me, let me,

    Freeze again to Death.

    You were here in Minnesota last week? </font>
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    The Peng Challenge Thread....Drunken Shotgun of the Gods

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Leeo:

    Once upon a time in my misspent yokel-fied youth, I quite angrily dealt random violence and mayhem upon innocuous postal receptacles along dark country roads. Though the lens of time has made me regret many such youthfully misplaced outlets for teen angst, to this day I would happily, with abandon and a 2lb. hand sledge, forge a fecking speculum out of Boo's mail box with which to pry apart that massive noggin of his to finally make clear for all and sundry to see that a slug is at the helm of that endomorphic, protein puppet erstwhile known as Boo.

    Or sumfink like that.

    Can I egg his house?
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    It's a Man's Life in the Peng Challenge Thread!

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by MrPeng:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rammer4250:

    NOW we're discussing Coventry for stammer1984.

    Geez, do you guys work for the mainstream American media or something?

    Mr spluge has a nuclear meltdown, cryiong like a little bitch because he has to go through airport security (oh my god) and he gets a pass?

    And I get sent to Coventry?

    :mad:

    Yes, {sigh}, you've caught us out. We're really a cabal of HateAmericaFirsters who are out to force the nation to our will and introduce socialized medicine, gay marriage and Abortions While You Wait mall kiosks.

    It takes a man with a special talent for spotting these conspiracies to winkle us out. Clearly you've been spending your time on worthwhile pursuits such as watching Fox News and reading the Drudge Report to the exclusion of any possible contamination from the liberally biased "news" organizations.

    Oh and we're going to take your guns away too ...

    Joe </font>

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