Sancho Panza

"Pathetic" gives it away........you must be Panzer Leader. </font>

**Thinks that the only thing keeping his pants unsoiled at this moment is the donkey's rump pressed so firmly agaist his buttocks**

Woops!

Eden, that is the best idea I've heard yet for potential rewrite stuff. The mods, terrain featurs, whateve, could somehow be embedded in the scenario itself! I wonder if that goes counter to BFCs position of not allowing modification of the underlying models? Hmm. I always liked Clubfoot's D-Day mod set and wished for a type of CMMOS utility to easily switch between scenario-specific mods. There's really nothing to prevent such a feature with the current engine. Take a look at the new CMMOS preview and think "scenario" listed on the right column. Click that scenario and all required mods are installed, schwing! As far as adding a stream to wet ground goes, that sounds great except wouldn't it have to have an 'outlet' on all 4 sides, or would the bmps be able to match with the current number?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: The Ronin squire need not have the acceptance of the fat, dumb, happy theocracy to go off slaying dragons, or arguing philosphy by Rashomon Gate. It fact, you pud like wind mills, it is the honor of tilting without the reward of reverance that makes life worth living. In addition, the more of you I piss off, the higher my score goes on Pengatron.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sir, I know Don Quixote and you are NO Don Quixote.

SO how about this: we combine this latest mod utility or whatever it is with something like "Barbie Dress-up". That way we can begin the game by having a fashion show. After our soldiers are "dressed to kill" so to speak, complete with stuning accessories and the hottest vehicles we proceed onto the show-room floor, where it is tested for survivability as well as good looks while under fire.

Leeo you rubber chicken. I was not copy-catting you, rather I was taking your beginnings of inspiration and adding depth and wisdom to your prattling. There was a nugget of truth, albeit a rather chunky and hard-to-swallow nugget, in your words. What they lacked however was a dash of wit and a spoonful of intelligence. I thought you should be proud to have pointed the direction for those with the means to accomplish what was only a fleeting half-formed thought in your smoky head. And Seanachai it is funny you should mention that, and shows your usual eye for truth. A female friend of mine (never dated her though my wife gets jealous and I think at one point this friend had a very pubescent sort of crush ) anyway she keeps this book where she writes down funny things people say. Of course, I am never in there, and always am I upset that she passes over my humour, for indeed I crack people up regularly. Anyhow, she tells me that my sense of humour was "conceptual" rather than quotable. SO therefore, I find it... interesting... that you should be able, over the difficult medium of a message board, able to have the insight of a pubescent love-struck girl who's known me for YEARS! Oh ho ho.

One thing is definitely for sure: Peng is greater than the sum of its parts. AlsoPeng can best be observed out at sea at dawn. He is the green flash that strikes an instant before the sun rises above the wavetops. Pengcan be heard somethimes while a campsite is attacked by bears. It is a keening wail, or perhaps a drunken slur. Peng can be sometimes smelled the instant nerve gas enters your lungs. Some say it is fresh mown grass, others say it is the distinctive beer-sweat of Peng. Of course, I don't know how anyone says anything, since they just sniffed nerve gas. Peng can be felt clutching at that third clasp on your high-school girlfriend's wonder-bra. He never let go...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMplayer: ...you squawk the chicken squawk, BWAWK Bwakbwakbwak BWAAAAWK! --Rett<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now THAT was funny, little buddy.

Thanks, but... no thanks.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: As Mouse appears to have left the MBT for a few days, perhaps you remaining exiles would like to come feast on the carcass of his heretical thread.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I hate you more everyday. You drew this out of the depths to which it has sunk just to boast that I, I, will be gone for a bit?!?! Mrspkr you have gone too far. Actually you went to far a while back, now you are just WAY too far. Go start up a private thread between you and Gaeiour and stop the sophomoric tattling, prattling, snickering, and lip-licking. Better yet, go ruin a tournament somewhere. Oh, and as for courtesy, have a SWELL day. Oh, I see your head has already swelled. [ 08-16-2001: Edited to include obligatory niceties] [ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: Sancho Panza ]

That's just gay.

Would anyone care to partake in a slice of battle with me. I am fond of PBEM's against opponents of the most gracious and noble sort. I am especially fond of playing Swedes, and would be most obliged if a Swede would respond and we could set up a game. Or just shoot a set-up to my email. Thanx! Hugs and kisses! Losers

Why, Mr.Morse, I was under the impression that my brutal spanking of your forces -- in the manner of TOTAL VICTORY as a defneder against the assault, for anyone who missed that epic triumph -- I was under the impression you had had enough. Ah, I guess it is true that lawyers, like vampires, cannot be slain by ordinary methods. Perhaps we should turn the tables, and you can defend with your choice Jerries and I will bumble over the hills with my best pasty-faced gits? Send a set-up mon ami! In other news, I am now on turn two of a Berli mini-battle, or battelle, as I like to call it. I have a sniper, and Dalem seems to have a jeep. A bullet through the radiator, so what do we do for the NEXT 9 rounds? Who knows! I have set up my meagre forces in another DvA with CMplayer. I hope his name has meaning. Anyway, I will continue to call him My Buddy until he proves he actually CAN play the game. My Buddy, this is one area where you might be best served in NOT taking instruction from Seanachai. Geier! I am looking for you! Oh, and finally, Mrspkr have you always been an 11 year old girl or is this something new? Why don't you just stick it out in the Polite PBEM gathering circle of jerks, eh? (notice the polite side-stepping of crudity, while at the same time injecting a bit of insult to him and his minions?) Finally, I seem to be playing Sir Seanachai but who can tell? I am also sweeping up (now on turn 15 or something) after a furious 2 turn battle with Dame Achin'. Am I playing anyone else. Ah yes, I have a double-feature going with the Aryan Aussie. I am dying a-lot, and I hope he is too. Its those damn un-limbered guns, I tell ya! Gamey, like venison, it is. I asked him if he had transport for them guns and he said "Yep, two wheels and six sets of feet." Okay.

Uh ha ha ha, oh ho ho ho, uh hee hee, uhhhhh...