Dave H

Axe, you're a reporter, right? Did you know that not everybody lives on top of a glacier? There are other places to live besides the Great White North. You need to move at least a few hundred miles south, where the birds are singing, the crabgrass and dandelions are beginning to grow, and we don't have to put on snowshoes before going out the door.

Why thank you Snarker. My Allied troops did whip your Axis maggots to within an inch of your life, didn't they? I had already blocked out the gamey Soddball's never-ending Inferno scenario until you mentioned it. Turns? You say I owe all of you turns? You have to understand this is the weekend for college basketball. The last few days have been all NCAA tournament, all the time. Congratulations, Axe, your Orangemen held on for a tough win over Maryland this evening. I'll bet it's almost good enough to blot out the eternal woes of the Red Sox.

Do any of them have 100 posts yet? If not, I don't think we're seeing the return of Gaylord. Nope, I'm guessing these new members are really all officers in the Cuban military. They probably wanted to check on the political climate in the US, so what better place to research it than the General Forum?

I'm always finding people to look up to for one reason or another. Sadly, not one of them has ever posted here.

Personally I found their exchanges to have all the emotional impact of paint drying. The intellectual level of their conversation was about at the "He looked at me!" "Did not!" "Did so!" "Did not!" stage of particularly slow kindergarten students. PLEASE don't ask me for any adjudications. I've already convinced some of the forum members in the GF that I'm a raving lunatic. Don't make me have to prove it here, too. :eek:

<font size=6>Cue ARETHA!!</font size=6> (oo) What you want (oo) Baby, I got (oo) What you need (oo) Do you know I got it? (oo) All I'm askin? (oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit) Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) mister (just a little bit) I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo) All I'm askin' (oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit) Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit) I'm about to give you all of my money And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my profits When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a) Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a) When you get home (just a little bit) Yeah (just a little bit) - instrumental break - Ooo, your kisses (oo) Sweeter than honey (oo) And guess what? (oo) So is my money (oo) All I want you to do (oo) for me Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re, re) Yeah baby (re, re, re, re) Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit) When you get home, now (just a little bit) R - E - S - P - E - C - T Find out what it means to me R - E - S - P - E - C - T Take care, TCB Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me, Sock it to me, sock it to me) A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me, Sock it to me, sock it to me) Whoa, babe (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit) I get tired (just a little bit) Keep on tryin' (just a little bit) You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit) And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit) (re, re, re, re) 'spect When you come home (re, re, re, re) Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit) And find out I'm gone (just a little bit) I got to have (just a little bit) A little respect (just a little bit) Feel better now, maggot? [ March 17, 2004, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

Hey Emma, and other residents of the UK, do people in England, Scotland, and Wales celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Are they arrested immediately?

Hell.. I'm good... I said that without moving my lips.... </font>

Okay, that's it. You've gone too far. Now I will have to relate the AAR of our last battle, the infamous "Trucks with Guns" quick battle. Axe, being the completely gamey maggot he is, selected the Axis side and purchased 5 or 6 flak trucks. Me, being the true blue good guy, purchased seven 2 lbr portees. The battlefield was about like the cross section of a trench - mountains on my side, a low plain, then more mountains on his side. The single VL was in the center of the plain. The setup was critical, and won the game for me. Axe set his flack trucks up facing me, and behind cover. I set up my portees facing away from him, so the guns were already in semi-hull down firing positions. The result was a slaughter. Each time one of Axe's flak trucks came out from behind cover, it began turning away to bring the gun to bear. In the meantime, my 2 lbrs ripped them to shreds. Final score - Allies 100, Axis nil. :eek: :eek: Ready for the rematch? I haven't been able to find a scenario with the conditions you requested. Want to stick with scenarios, or do you want a QB?

Turns out to all maggots last night. My pathetic company HQ and an equally pathetic platoon HQ both surrendered to Mike the Kiwi's glorious Kiwis in the same minute. GRARGHRAARGHRAR!! :mad: :mad: When we finish capturing Crete, those cowardly maggots will find themselves leading the attack on Moscow - or maybe Vladivostok. Lurkur's flock of Panthers seem to all be hull down, waiting for me to expose more Shermans. One thing I have discovered - by sending a single Sherman into view, it draws simultaneous fire from all of the Panthers. Maybe he will run out of AP ammunition before I run out of Canadians. I'm still hoping for some air support, or at least some artillery. We are at least making his Nashorns uncomfortable. The attorney maggot Becket (was that redundant?) continues to pummel the remnants of my infantry with his CS tanks and armored cars. I'm still pretty unhappy with the HMG crew that surrendered to him. All they were facing was a CS tank at about 150 meters, and they gave up! Shameful conduct. :eek: Keke and his recon platoon aren't making much progress. It looks like he is trying to outflank me with his Sherman. The ground is so steep that once he gets the tank up a hill, there's no telling where he'll have to come back down. Teddy Windsor and I are in the middle of the Spaghetti Western scenario. The forces on both sides are small enough to make every unit irreplaceable. Naturally, the priceless armor on both sides is taking a beating. Good fun in the snow. Nevermind seems to have disappeared. Anyone seen the low life? Just as my Soviets are ready to cut down his Germans in the swamp, he ducks out of the game. Or maybe I owe him a turn. I can't remember. Axe, glad your migraine is better today. Are you sure you weren't out celebrating St. Patrick's Eve last night? Too much Guinness, maybe? Brilliant!

You know Axe, I'm completely prepared to accept the blame (and/or credit) for you still being at work. Somehow I think I'll get over any feelings of guilt in the very, very, very near future. Hmmm, wonder what's on TV right now!

Dear Queen Emma, as the true Cheery Waffle knows all too well, the only TNT that measures up to MasterGoodale's (the maggot) exacting standards is Russian, angry, occasionally psychotic, and always molten! So you'll want to be careful about both grabbing a handful and throwing a handful. We wouldn't want you burning your fingers. The correct usage is to chuck TNT; not that it ever did MasterGoodale (the maggot) much good. He always enjoyed the explosions, though.

We can all be very thankful there is only one MasterGoodale (the maggot). :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry about turns for the rest of you maggots. Taxes, taxes, and more taxes are the order of the day. TurboTax is currently living in my CD drive.

A mort? That doesn't sound good. :mad:

A mort? That doesn't sound good. :mad:

Autumn of what year? 2006? :mad: :mad:

Autumn of what year? 2006? :mad: :mad:

Q. What's the surest way to get rid of MasterGoodale (the maggot)? A. Start a PBEM with him. That guarantees you'll never hear from him again!

Q. What's the surest way to get rid of MasterGoodale (the maggot)? A. Start a PBEM with him. That guarantees you'll never hear from him again!

<font size=5>Good Morning, Maggots!</font size=5> Talk about a mixed blessing. MasterGoodale (the maggot) is like a cat that scratches up all the furniture and leaves hairballs and worse all over the house. Finally you get tired of him and put him in the car and drive well out into the country and leave him by the side of the road. Months later, he shows up at your front door. You're amazed to see him back, but you still remember why you didn't want him around in the first place. :eek: :eek: Were we planning a Cheery Waffle reunion? First mike_the_wino turns up, then MasterGoodale (the maggot)? Who's next, Abbott? The suave Teddy Windsor? :eek: :eek:

<font size=5>Good Morning, Maggots!</font size=5> Talk about a mixed blessing. MasterGoodale (the maggot) is like a cat that scratches up all the furniture and leaves hairballs and worse all over the house. Finally you get tired of him and put him in the car and drive well out into the country and leave him by the side of the road. Months later, he shows up at your front door. You're amazed to see him back, but you still remember why you didn't want him around in the first place. :eek: :eek: Were we planning a Cheery Waffle reunion? First mike_the_wino turns up, then MasterGoodale (the maggot)? Who's next, Abbott? The suave Teddy Windsor? :eek: :eek:

Hey, if you want to run the risk of having MasterGoodale (the maggot) return and take over the entire forum again, take your best shot. :eek: :eek:

Hey, if you want to run the risk of having MasterGoodale (the maggot) return and take over the entire forum again, take your best shot. :eek: :eek:

You'll go blind!!

You'll go blind!!