Soddball

I only have the last two. 18 months ago two of my four hard disks went belly-up (thanks IBM, you known-manufacturing-defect wankers) and I lost all my CMBO stuff and I haven't been bothered to reinstall.

Duh. :mad: We moved several hours ago. Get with the program , wench! :mad:

:mad: :mad: SCATMUNCHER! :mad: :mad: I have sent your turn to you so that I can kick your saggy, gnome-shaped arse. Learn to fear the power of The Brood and the Cheery Waffle! You stink! GARHAGRAHGRHAHRAHARAHGRAhgARH!!!! Let all know I do this for the honour of The Brood, and the crushing of the evil gnome from the Pegs Challenge will clear our way to universal domination! :mad: I plan to keep detailed AAR records of this one, and I hope Seanpoochie will too, so that this clash of the Tits will be remembered in posteriors! :mad: GRHARAHARHARAHRGARAGAARRRGHGH!!!! :mad:

SNOOKER!!!!!!!!!! Send me that damn file in normal format, you whore, and send it to me gotadsl address wot I sent it to you from! Winzip does NOT open .pbm files unless PBEM helper tells it how to, you FESCES SPEWING PUSS LIPPED MAGGOT GARGAHHAGRARAHARGHAGARAHG!!!! :mad:

Alllllllrighty you MAGGOTS! Why is it that of the five setups I sent out, only two of you stinking whores replied?! Why is it also that one of you - Snackmagnet - sent it in some wierd forn format? Genius software though the PBEM helper undoubtedly is, I don't use it because I'M NOT THICK AS PIG**** LIKE THE REST OF YOU MONGS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ December 10, 2003, 04:49 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

If I thought you had the ability to play CM:AK using that stick on your forehead, I'd challenge you to a harsh, but fair, beating. Are you another of the CM:AKless, like our lovely Axe?

Rune, me ole soapdish, me ole chumwizzler, I am due to smack the worthless Scanmunchai in a PBEM to prove the superiority of The Brood over that mongoloidal scrotum-lapping party in the cesspool. Is there any chance of you churning up something rancidly awfully spiteful and foul for our grudge match? It'd be much appreciatifiedicatidon. :mad: :mad:

10,000 points minimum????? Geez, have some mercy on us poor old souls who don't have Big Blue for a computer. </font>

10,000 points minimum????? Geez, have some mercy on us poor old souls who don't have Big Blue for a computer. </font>

I'll be producing some small scenarios aswell, yes. Probably as small as 10,000 points on a 4km square map. Or is that too small?

I wonder if there's a limit to the number of tiles included in the game and that's why we don't see the factory - it's been replaced by those town houses on pavement (which are great, by the way). However, I too would have liked to have seen the factories remain, along with the 'steppe' (renamed to something else of course) because it helped to break up the monotony of the rolling grassland in scenarios.

Yes, it's true. I've noticed more creative nastiness around here lately. Also, a dearth of "GGRRAAGGAARR'S". Perhaps with time and a bit of patience, you might yet become more than a thin shadow of the MBT (Long may it wave!) </font>

And I thought I was special. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>

Setups out to all Maggots.

And the terms? </font>

IIRC, the problem is that the blast from one of those weapons is enough to knock a man flat and make his ears bleed. Confinement of any kind (roof, walls) might be enough to kill him. I don't know what kind of walls you have where you live, but I don't imagine that pounding holes with a sledgehammer as you're rushing forward to take a quick zook at a passing Panzer is going to be a viable option. If the blast from these things is as bad as the users say it was, I think we should be seeing major suppression from the users whilst inside buildings and the blast should affect other units inside that building (assuming it's not a huge heavy 20m long building, obviously).

Who the hell is this pig-fisting dildo and what is he doing sullying the purity of THE BROOD ARARGHARHGARAHGARHHGARGARGAHRHGAR :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hey Berli, I've got a couple of scenarios in the pipeline. Can I ship them to Der Kessel for inspection and harsh mocking or do you only take historical stuff? :mad: :mad:

A once proud and well-spoken English gentleman, has been reduced to this by the attention and flattery that has been so cleverly foisted upon him by certain Ladies of the Pool. By attacking the CWT's weakest link, they have demonstrated the pure evil and vileness that can only come from the mind of a woman. I know what you're thinking: But Jim, Soddball always babbled incoherently! To this I reply: Hmmmm.....Good point! </font>

Axe0000001000000001 should read this sentence to learn the difference: The postman threw your copy of CM:AK in the bin instead of through your letterbox. You have no game to survive make your time. You are on the way to distraction. :mad: :mad: :mad: ALL YOUR GAME ARE BELONG TO UPS. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Yeah, smart move, make an operation that no one without a Cray 2 computer can play. </font>

I keep forgetting to play this game I'm getting stuck into the scenario editor in a way I never thought possible. :mad: :mad: I've started on a maximum size campaign in Italy, 1944. I have spent around 8 hours on the map so far, and I've finished about 8% of it. at 8km x 3.5km, it's a monster. The bits I've done look the dog's bollocks. I reckon I'll be pushing 50,000 points when it's finished and it's 15 battles at 40 turns apiece. :mad: :mad: I've also made a start on some tutorial scenarios and have begun to redevelop the delightful Inferno for CM:AK. So, turns and setups out when I get round to it. :mad: :mad: Tossbuckets.

The 'high hedge' bocage equivalent. It looks hideous.

*SIGH* You're even more handsome when you show your teeth.... *Sigh* I think I'm in love :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>

You have no idea. My headache is just shocking. Duh. I don't risk anything. I'm going to beat you like a spring rug. :mad: I picked your forefeit, you pick mine. :mad: :mad: