Thermopylae

Choppin Bit's gamey horde-o-tanks stands on the brink of overwhelming my brave, but not enitrely clever or well armed, infantrymen. The fact that those Infantry guns can't hit a damned stuart at 150m with three shots has something to do with this. That and the fact that there is literally a battallion of allied armor on the map. Albeit several of the clanky-shooty-doomcrushers have been downgraded to large marshmellow roasters, to the posthmous credit of some not-so-lucky troopers. Still not enough splodey! :mad:

Argghhh. Please, please, please use the English that 12 years of tax payer funded education gave you. Typos are acceptable, misspelling is Ok, and no one really cares about finer grammar points. However, such simple things as capitalization and punctuation do wonders for not making people's eyes bleed when they read your posts. Which generally generates more replies. Oh, and try combatmission.com's chat room.

Re: MG-42..can't be much different than 240 can it? If needed, I can do alright with the anti-tank rockets, so if the GF musters some AFVs, the waffle thread will stand.

Well, your colossal failure of an e-mail server must not have wanted you to see the results of this turn. Say good bye to Mr. Stuart, maggot :mad: . Of course you only have 137 more GRAAAAGGGH :mad:

Excellent, maybe all that nothingness still holds my turn...

So, basically..it doesn't freakin matter.

Much like Walled Robert weeps, so do my men. While their veritable arsenal of 5 panzerfausts seemed sufficient for anti tank work across a kilometer and a half of front, gamey Sharp wood splitting object 's artillery has removed the other two AT guns which were somewhat fundamental to this assumption. He now rolls billions and jillions of various sized vehicles in one big ball o' armor forward, hence the cause of weeping. Edited because it lacked a :mad: [ April 22, 2004, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Thermopylae ]

Total freedom....I think I'll take a nap.

I get all of Axe's e-mails. even if they do consist of paltry attempts at humor coupled with more tanks than saw service in Italy gunning for my "line" of musketeers reinforced by the odd HMG (for anti-tank work). Conclusion: Snarker is in denial about how badly he is being whumped, and doesn't see the e-mails. And both Axe and Snarker are horribly gamey maggots. :mad:

Speaking of non ruling maggot Axe :mad: , why haven't the mindless british imperialist dogs (plus colonial bootlickers) decided to keep advancing? You only have an Armored Corps, I realize, but surely thats not an excuse not to send a turn. GRAAARGGGGGH. :mad: Attention all maggots and lower forms of life occupying this thread; a message from your superior: This was a test GRAAARGGGGGH, in the event of a real GRAAARGGGGGH, it would have been much longer, followed something a bit more vitrolic, and had far more of these :mad: buggers.

Actually that sqaure bracket brent itself in disgust at the lot of you occupying the same page it did. Bootlickers. : :mad: :

Axe's {/B] cowardly scum are sending forward recon vehicles before madly charging my gun line. The gamey bastich. Of course, they seem to die nicely when you point machineguns at them.

KILL! Or in the Case of Axe 's troops, die. As they must have done in great quantities cause two turns after the big explosions, they refuse to do much more than creep forward.

MUWAHAHAHAHAAH! MY PAPER ON THE FAILURE OF THE VVS TO FULFILL ITS DESIGNATED DOCTRINAL ROLE (ADVANCED THOUGH IT WAS)IN 1941 IS COMPLETE! GARARAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! For those of you maggots who failed to understand what that has to do with you, its why you didn't get any turns recently and why I'm posting when I'm due to wake up in 4 hours.

Molten TNT has rained down from the high heavens and in great qauntities onto Axe's Gamey south african gits. Now if only the molten TNT landed in a controllable fashion...

Axe if you haven't started up that Rune scenario, I'd be happy to blow you to tiny bits like the scum of the earth that you are, and thereby save the world a considerable amount of wasted oxygen.

GARAAARGGHHHHHH!!!!! Because it sounds right.

Bah. Keke is just whining buecause his first wave of tanks is only half a battalion, with the rest of the division coming in thirty seconds....

I could take it rune, but the progress could be anywhere from fast to glacial.

Keke has recieved a set up of of invariable doom, with my brave italians and their somewhat limited AT assetts and some german "morle boosters" being aimed at what probably constitiutes a "Horde" of british tanks. Of course, he hasn't chosen to send anything back.

Bah. Whats the world coming too when you can't find a game in the waffle thread.

Keke, I dearly hope you meant to say nades, you perverted scum. You probably crawl in the muck in the outhouse just so you can look up and find some nads don't you boy? You look like you would. Hell, you look like you'd take pictures and use them later. ::Goodaleain invective off:: So, which sides and date?

Ahh, I see, the lack of reference to angry, and perhaps molten, TNT is preventing the denziens from accpeting a challenge well, rest assured: Molten TNT from the heavens shall rain down in a glorious orgy of death, smashing apart those who would dar eoppose me. Their troops shall be mashed into bloody pulps, their lands desecrated, and their women and children put to the sword. WE WILL SACRIFICE THE PRISONERS ON PAGAN ALTARS TO THE TNT GODS WHILE PAINTING OURSELVES WITH THE BLOOD SPURTING FROM THEIR STILL BEATING HEARTS! WE WILL LOVE THE DEATH AND THE VIOLENCE, AND LO, THE TNT SHALL PROVIDE US MORE OF IT. ONLY WHEN A GRIM PALL HAS SETTLED OVER THE FIELD, AND EVERY LIVING ENEMY BEEN EXTINGUISED IN A BLAZE OF DEATH THAT IS TORTOUROUS AND LONG SHALL MY TROOPS REST. Now surely thats worthy of a challenge.

I guess I'm complimented...

Ace pilot? you still out there? Oh: A grr for the masses. GRRAAAGGGHHHHHH!! Ace pilot hasn't sent anything back for a month or two now, so one of you pitiful sh*t eating maggots needs to line up for game now. Not ten minutes from now, not 30 seconds from now. NOW DAMMIT! MOVE WITH A PURPOSE YOU WORTHLESS SONS NEW DELHI WHORES! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS SLOWING YOU DOWN? YOU DON"T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT MOMMY AND DADDY AND YOUR GIRL FROM WEST BUMF*CK; YOU HESITATE, YOU DIE! I suppose thats in the spirit of things here, yes?