Wallybob

Don't make me open a can of whupass on ya. I'll get this fixed.

Ahh, time. That sucks. Kudos for the memories, then. My turns have been out for at least an hour. You are all non-turn sending sheep-snarkers.

Watson. CMAK or CMBB hokay. I'll take the side you don't have. GGGGRRRAARRGGGHHHHH! Turns out to all maggot-lips, puss-spewing, lame-lyric ranting, mold-encrusted, NON-TNT chuckin' fools. It's good to be back, after being the manual labor pool for my Dad for a couple of days. Thanks to my opponents for not being too cranky about my absences! Hey Kitty, do you still have any sort of links to the most amusing Hampstertroopen stuff? I miss the battle histories of the axis and allied rodents of doom. It wert most funny.

I'm BAAAAACCCKKK! Sorry folks. Watson, I'll deal with a PBEM. Send me a setup,O muse. Yeeha.

You got Trenchfoot! Yeeha.

Boo, if you notice, I done been here much longer than you, and I was lurking longer than that. Bugger off, or send a setup.

HEY! Salkin If you are here (and I doubt it) I CHALLENGE YOU! stoopid, grabastic, Non-TNT chuckin' Maggot-lips. How dare you? Send me a feckin' setup. GGGGRRAARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Bah.REMF. Leg. AG wannabe. Pogue. Many other terms of derision should be added, but escape me for the moment. Wallybob is waiting.

Braindead thread? I smack thee with a very large chunk of C-4, wrapped mightily in barbed wire. Then I shall command detonate it from a safe distance. Send me a setup, MAGGOT-Lips!

So....Nyahhhhhh.

Turns out to all Maggot-lips, puss-gobbing, wretched, angry, NON-TNT chucking,grabastic opponents. Bump.

Are you sure? PETA is pretty damned crazy. On the other hand, I enjoy Krispy kritters. ( Who remembers that Krystal resturants ad)

Don't know about goose. Chicken is hokay. PETA hates me. I love animals (they are tasty). Another simple sauce (named after an older gentleman at my church) is Sidney Sauce 1 big bottle of yellow mustard (16 oz) 2 sticks of butter 1 bottle of white vinegar (16 oz) red pepper flakes to taste (a lot in my case) simmer. baste on chicken or pork. Enjoy!

Just what can I say. Damned good BBQ, made my in-laws happy, made my friends (yes I have some) happy, If you don't like barbeque, go feck yourselves. I like the sauce. If you like commercial sauce, hokay. I think with a little (very little) effort you can make a sauce that is much better than just about anything you can find on the shelves. Local favorite: white sauce North Alabama has a funky sauce that is great on chicken 1 1/2 Cups mayo 1/3 cup cider vinegar 1/4 cup lemon juice 2 Tablespoons sugar 2 Tablespoons pepper 2 Tablespoons Worcestershire 1 teaspoon salt Whisk together. wierd but good. Add some molten TNT, and it would be great for this forum!

Duh, it thickens the sauce. Ain't no wimpy sauce.

Fergot to say, simmer until it reduces by about 1/2.

I usually double this, cause it's Sooooo good! 1 14 oz bottle of Ketchup 1 Cup apple cider 2 Tablespoons Worcestershire 1 Tablespoon molasses 1 Tablespoon cider vinegar 1 Tablespoon soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon liquid smoke (hickory) 1 1/2 Tablespoons dark brown sugar 1 teaspoon granulated sugar 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 teaspoon celery seed 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon ground cloves. Good stuff.

Turns out to ALL gamey maggot-lips persons. I am filled with the anger-management therapy of MasterGoodale. GGRRAARRGGHHHH! You all suck large amounts of Molten slathered TNT! Axe is daid Pseudo whupped my butt, and we are startin' a rematch Mike in New Zedland is gonna die Dave is a gamey bastich! I'm a gonna get somefink off the board. I'm slow smoking about 6 slabs of ribs, gonna take about 5 or 6 hours, have some great BBQ sauce I have made up (Store bought is...well...I don't wanna say). [ June 15, 2004, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Wallybob ]

Go gargle yourself! I enjoyed that last turn, watching all the hits on your tank! Turn out!

Bump action here. What was this doing, about to slip to page 2? MAGGOTS!

Yep! Thats' me! #$%&^ Tigers. %*&@$ Airstrikes. Nock Nock.

Buggering Tigers. Gamey Bastiches. I hate you all, Bagginses!

Pseudos' Danged Tiger done a job on my tanks. Su-prise! Pity his infantry seems to be jelly in my treads.

What the heck happened to my text? Dunno. Not a computer geek. Applications still proceeding as planned. Enjoy.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/images/captainamerica.jpg To link it (the actual code): <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com" target="_blank"> Bwaahaaaahaaaa! Suck it up, Maggots, I am De MAN! Who wants to be my sidekick, Bucky? I will now be taking applications. Happy Birfday, Kitty. Many returns, which is more than I can say for some PBEMaggots.

Wow, don't let Jamoomba hear you say that! Bad Mojo. More badness to all non-turn-sending-gits!