Master Bates

It's amazing really, I use the name "Master Bates" on bungie net all the time and no one says anything except "lol" or "nice name!" Just seems a couple of people here have got worked up over an ordinary name. I happen to prefer Master Bates to Mr Bates or Sir Bates.

I haven't installed any of these MOD packs, since I play the game from the high and wide camera setting.

YES! YES! I have got BNBBook working and I am customising right now. This means that I can begin testing my site today.

I just can't find the right script. All of them only seem to allow simple text field entries, whereas I am needing dropmenus possibly driven by a customisable template html file. I'll look a bit longer, but then probably give up.

The answer is : there is no answer. It was just an unfortunate incident. I actually found the story to be amusing more than anything else.

I disagree.

Elijah! No! Any more of this and I will have to start a bandwagon to get you banned from these forums! Thankfully I am a gentleman and I am able to hold my temper: send me $800 - US of course, none of that other rubbish - and I will refrain from such actions.

David Aitken just bitches a lot.

The easily annoyed are irritated by my handle: this is surely a good thing!! In the meantime, I may be progressing on the CGI guestbook front. I have found an excellent one called, "BNBBook". When my Website is launched, I will deserve, and will receive, more respect. This thread is now closed!!

Maybe you're missing the point.

I like to get in marathon sessions myself.

Well, I would like to take this most opportune of opportunities to say that as Chief Principal Web Master of this new CM site, I shall have a "black book" of people who shan't be tolerated. But because I am a most generous person, this thread can serve as an online begging bowl for people who don't want to be banned from my forthcoming Web Extravaganza. I really can't stand for these unneccesary comments about my name, I just can't let this continue!

Look, David Aitken could have written nothing, but instead he just had to have a dig.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>What the Sassenachs don't know (and don't give the game away, just let them make a fool of themselves) is that Israel beat them by at least two thousand years.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> David, Israel was founded in 1948, not two thousands years ago. What you said is a bit offensive, so cut it out.

If you like, I won't publish my signature anymore. Anyways, if anyone knows of a brilliant guestbook script, let me know!!

OK, I have had a great idea for a Website related to CM, and it is a unique idea. Before I can launch, I need one last thing: A CGI script which can be customised with different inputs, such as drop down menus. Basically, I need a customisable Guestbook script. I have looked high and low for a suitable script, but without luck. Anything I have found, have not worked due to inexplicable errors. So... any help on this one, people?? ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

Hang on hang on. That wasn't an anti-Elijah post, it was a joke!! Ah I get it it, you are a *Senior Contributor*, who has been following the development of Combat Mission since 1979. In which case, dear sir, I shall doff my cap and bow, while uttering a sincere apology to everyone who has not taken a Stuart from behind with a King Tiger. ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

Elijah, you disappoint me. I propose a series of 10 different topics, with statements from senior CM board contributors which are of a condescending and lofty air, which condemn Elijah. Hopefully Elijah will then be provoked into posting an offensive picture, followed up by a *killer blow* of respected contributors pleading with BTS to ban him. Now, kids, I know that sounds like a tall and unlikely story. In such an incident I would of course be on Elijah's side, closely supported by Seaman Staines as well. ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines. [This message has been edited by Master Bates (edited 09-07-2000).]

Yes, I couldn't agree with you more. ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

I stand by my original statement. Also, Seaman Staines happens to be a very good friend of mine, he is an outstanding member of the Middlesex community. ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

Maybe an Elijah-free CM2 board is a good idea. ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

I had ten King Tigers hidden behind on top of to the left of this *big* hill. Suddenly, a Stuart half-tank comes along, then BOOM, it is gone! What are the chances of that happening!!! P.S. if anyone wants to see this happening, I can post a 200mb Quicktime file to the forum. ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

CM Borg = unfunny board in-joke ------------------ Quality, wholesome family viewing brought to you by Master Bates and Seaman Staines.

Anything by Sven Hassel is excellent. Read these especially: Wheels of Terror, Comrades of War, The Bloody Road to Death and O.G.P.U. Prison.

Lock this thread and ban Elijah Meeks please.