Snarker

Gather 'round maggots!!!! Time for updates, both good and bad. Soddball's CMAK inferno comntinues to cook both Dave Aych's goose and me own. So far it's a blast, with plenty of flamey things and other flamey things and big things that throw large chunks of TNT. All at night, with very short LOS. It's not unlike a knife fight with nuclear weapons. GRGRAARRGH!!!! :mad: :mad: Boot Nadlies so far has. He commands big, thick tanks that ignore my bitter TNT. It's bitter TNT because it justifiably has an inferiority complex. Hell, it couldn't hurt itself if it fell from great heights onto sharp, pointy things. :mad: Kiwi Axe's pom-pom is chucking <font size=+1>very</font> disturbed TNT. More so because he's firing on the squad I captured and marched into the area he's targeting. I couldn't think of a more arch-nemesis thing to do than let him kill his own troops... Buahhaaahaaa! :mad: In our game of "Why are these stupid palm trees and rocks so feckin' important?", Soddball, that son of a camel humping hooer (may his coconuts forever swing lower than his grass skirt) dropped shells of a large pdr sterling on my now crispy skinned maggot men. Mean maggot! Mean. :mad: I'm still trying to get a feel for Wallybob's troops. They somehow stole the superior optics right out from under my tank commanders noses and used them on me. His halftracks are outshooting my armor. How angry is that? :mad: But I shot his Willey full of holes, so we're even. Poor Teddy. Kablooeey!!!!!! best describes the sound his armor is most proficient at making. :mad: Buahhaaaahaaa!!!! I captured half of Boggs army, and what's left chucks unbelievably hopeful TNT at my Tildes. And I return-chuck solid lumps of ineffectual metal at him. 'SPLODIE SHELLS!!!!! MY MAGGOTDOM FOR SOME 'SPLODIE SHELLS!!!! :mad:

That should have been fun for you - we scattered her ashes two years ago. </font>

Shh... Soddball thinks he's playing you in Championship Manager. Left his meds in the cabinet again. :mad: It can't wait 'til Monday. Maggots explode if they must wonder about such earth-shattering stuff for more than 8 hours. So either buy a new calander or drive back to the Publisher's Clearing House pronto! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Guys, I've got a PBEM going where an elite German sharpshooter has been firing on a position for about 6 turns and never expends ammo. Without getting into the specific scenario details, is this a bug or is it because he is too close to the target unit and is firing secondary arms? I never get a red targeting line when I click on the sharpshooter either - but he plinks away none the less. I've got the saved files if you want a look. Thanks

I'm betting it's one of those little Shriner cars. You know...like the one you were conceived in. </font>

July 30. Pray it's not a Pinto. :mad: :mad:

He now goes by the name Jenny Fieldman? :confused: </font>

I've found Seanachai

I've found out why no one recently has heard from Seanachai

Howdy do, deputy Festus?

I rode your mamma like the dog-meat knacker-fodder who lost the last Grand National. Scummonkey. :mad: :mad: </font>

Wallybob, who are you rooting for in the bowl games? Better check again in case you mix up your teams like you do waffle maggots! :mad: :mad: PS quit hiding your M3 whatevers and fight like a maggot! There's not room for two ultra gamey bastichews in the same game, and I call dibs right now! :mad: :mad:

Hangover free <big>Good Morning</big> to all you wonderful wafflers! It's a beautiful day outside and I'm really curious to see what the <small><small>penguins</small></small> had to say in over 150 posts since midnight. Not really, but I'm amazed at the sheer volume... :mad: :mad:

Happy New Year to all you maggots, TNT chucker wannabees and <small><small><small><small>penguins.

Snacks in the corner, feel free to help yourself to the TNT if Gaylord or whatever he's calling himself arrives. Just growl, light a stick and run like hell! :mad: :mad:

I am a dunce :mad:

Never mind that! WHAT ARE THE FECKIN' NUMBERS FOR TONIGHT'S $210,000,000 DRAWING???? I know you know, Mike. And don't go lecturing me on the virtues of hard work and the evil vices of gambling! :mad: :mad: NUMBERS!!!! I need the numbers, you living-in-tomorrow-so-you-know-the-answer maggot!! I also know NZ and AU can't buy in, what with knowing the proper numbers and all, but the lottery folks never took into account the brains of the brood. Yes, we figured out how to cheat the system! And don't try the ol' "everybody in tomorrow signed a NDA" either. :mad: :mad: [ December 31, 2003, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

It was all those years in zero gravity.

<font size=1>Penguins</font> would rejoice in that. Wafflers would toss in a lit match! :mad: :mad:

Do both or yer a penguin. :mad:

I've had worse AI forces. Actually, no I haven't. I think BFC sent you one of the special "let's drive this guy nuts" versions of CMAK. Seems to be working.

Yeah, but our idjits drive in mph, not km/h.

Hey, Snarker, run any transplanted New Jerseyites off the road lately? </font>

Damn penguins infected Dave. Posting lyrics... :mad: :mad: :mad:

You're asking The Brood for thoughts? GRGRGAARGHHHRGRARGH!!! "Put in angry TNT !" "Put in more angry TNT" "What's a dam?" :mad: :mad: :mad: