Snarker

Ok, tell you what. March your Captain Kitty unit over to the easternmost victory flag. Hauptmann Dorosh will meet you there on Turn 20. No other forces involved, mano a mano. Let the best combatant win! Move your unit 100 metres directly south of the flag on turn 19. I'll move 100 metres to the north. In the turn 20 orders phase, we both set covered arcs directly ahead 5m, then ASSAULT move to the base of the flag. Death With Honour! </font>

Kitty!!! Smope!!!! Granted Kitty doesn't have "nads" or "stones" Smope, but when she's finished burning you up she'll own your set. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Not so sure about bringing more Penguins in. I mean can you imagine how hard it would be to read Alliance Messages if Seanachi was posting? Everyone would get about a third of the way through then quit from boredom. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty </font>

No! *runs around the room twice, pausing once to work claws into the carpet. Twitches tail aggitatedly and hops sideways towards Becket with ears back, fur standing on end . . . notices a nice sofa in the corner. ATTACK!!! Shreds side of sofa with claws then, jumping on the couch, grabs an expensive pillow with front paws, flips over and scratches it up with hind legs. Looks around excitedly, runs under the bed and hides* :mad: Kitty </font>

More angry than Inferno?</font>

Hehe. It is very "work friendly" isn't it? Especially with once an hour turns.

Dear Lurker, He who goes by the name MasterGoodale perished in an unfortunate accident in his New Hampshire home while trying to rid it once and for all of mold, ants and mice. His solution was copious amounts of TNT. No remains were ever found. Actually, he posted less and less after he got Call of Duty. His last post said he may return someday. Keep your fingers crossed it never comes to that. But you know what they say about bad pennies.... </font>

When has a member of the Mutha Beautiful ever done anything for one of you cheesy waffles You owe ME a setup. Bloody canucks, what're they good for. No wonder your considered the official Last Place On Earth by the postal service. </font>

En oh. :mad: :mad:

Any maggots currently beating / gettting beaten by me have my latest turns? My inbox is unbelievably quiet tonight.

GARRRARRGHGHHRGHARGH!!!!!! Don't sneak up on a lit TNT holding maggot like that and tap 'im on the shoulder!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

GRARGHRGHGH you ISP dumping whooooooer!!!! Messing up maggots minds left and right you are. Not that it's hard to do. :mad: :mad:

Language grog! Kettle and black and all that, eh, wot you Inferno developing maggot?! Send turn so I can continue ricocheting useless effn' 'sppoldies off yer stoat covered hide. :mad:

Hhahahaha, u SUCK! :mad: :mad: :mad: Check out MINE, now thats a waffle worhty crest. ale, ants, maggots, TNT all in a field fo waffles. </font>

GRRARGH!!!!!! Fiefdom: I just slapped Mickey Mouse around. Something about that giant eff'n rat has always bothered me... :mad: I feel much better now. Joe Boggs Billy Ray Vaughn stole all my flags and somehow they are nuetered - uh, nuetral. Maggot Tildes are worth TNT spit for area control!!!! :mad: :mad:

LOL What have I done?!?!?! It let me in as Gaylord Foker!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooooo! And it won't let me create another fiefdom!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE GAYLORD FOKER!!!!!!!! HELP! You're sure there's no Kitty on the list? :eek: Kitty </font>

Buahhaaaahaaa!!!! Marvel at my coat of arms in Feifdom, maggots!!! Now that I'm in charge of my own kingdom on line, it seemed fitting to break it out. Maggots will burn and cry in pain as I pour molten metal and oil to crisp there lips. :mad: :mad: :mad:

What can we say? Everybody has something in his past that sometimes surfaces in the present. I'm guessing Dave (the maggot) was pecked mercilessly and left for dead in the penguin exhibit or was a product of the Catholic schools... :mad: :mad:

Weinermobile. And you look good in front of it.

You all suck like Hoovers. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Grrraaaaaaargh!!!!!! Better be pretty angry, molten TNT chucking penguins getting lost in here!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I'll send you a setup. I'll be Axis since I'm already Axis playing against DaveH. THis way nothing is ruined.

Since SticksittoPixies doesn't live in Canada he should get it fairly quickly if he orders it from BFC.

See that? A 'Mercan will do anything for a good bonfire.

What? Trawling for someone you may be able to beat??? :mad: :mad: :mad: