Snarker

"Turn, beer, turn, beer", wrote Axemaggot. "Pace me." He better have bought a dozen kegs and counted each one as a beer, else HE DRINKS BEER LIKE A LIMP-WRISTED GIRLY MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

What maggot was driving the Hummer? He could have kept driving, it wouldn't flip!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

What other stuff? GRGRGAAAAAAARGHGHRRRARRGH!!!!? Puss? Angry, bitter TNT? SPIT IT OUT, YOU BUTTERY-BELLIED MAGGOT WANNABEE!!!!! :mad: :mad: With a war face like that you couldn't chuck TNT if a woodchuck could chuck wood! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I've started the alliance - use Smopes art as our symbol. if I've left anyone out, aske them to message me and I'll send an invite out to them. Our motto is "We'll go through you like a Denny's breakfast special". :mad: :mad:

Does this mean you're useless pixel puppets are prepping for "The Charge of the Louse Brigade"? :mad: Time to break out the highly unstable, bitterly explosive Brit Belly Busting ammo. Oh, yes, maggot!!! No mercy for your useless, belly crawling tubes of puss, Snakeballs!!!! :mad: :mad:

Get thee to Fiefdom, young Becket, and start us a great alliance! Oh, and give us the link to the waffle CoA, svp.

Actually, EM until the penguins decided to backup into this thread, it in no way looked or smelled like the 'cess. The thread originally housed one frothing at the mouth CM looney by the name of MasterGoodale who will undoubtedly reappear as suddenly as he disappeared, not unlike yourself. So enjoy your stay, growl and use smilies to your hearts content, and remember the only rule - there are no rules (excepting BFC's of course). Now maggot, GROWL LIKE YOUR PAIR IS CHAINED IN A VISE, THERE IS ANGRY, LIT TNT ON THE FLOOR WITH A 20 SECOND FUSE AND YOU HAVE A DULL BUTCHER KNIFE AND A HORRIBLE CHOICE TO MAKE!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

From May 22, 2003. Wolfe was wrong, you can go home again. Although that house may be filled with mice, ants and mold. </font>

Right. This thread is horrible. Piss off to your thread then, eh? And never darken our hand towels again. Non-TNT chuckin', no setup sending maggots. :mad: :mad:

I'm sure we'd be blinded, and hot, angry light sources would be coming in from 360 degrees. :mad: :mad:

What? You didn't like "Fort Apache, North Africa"? I just loved having non-'splodie chuckin' Tildes. Never, never drive those squiggley 'n' huggers.

GRAAARRGGAARGHGRHRRRRRRRARH!!!!! Please stop Axe! I can't stand watching your non-TNT chucking, limbless maggots slither around whining for mercy. :mad: :mad: Prep for your new sig line - "If my lips weren't so crispy, I'd sing Snarker's praises." :mad: :mad:

Well, I imagine that it's the first syllable because without it, the word would be "alysis"... Or were you mistakenly thinking of something else...AGAIN? </font>

Oodles of bottles. Truly more to the point, are you maggots finished with the group hug / analysis? You do know why the first two syllables of "analysis" are what they are, don't you?? Good. Now that everyone is in touch with his / her (choose one or many) misogynistic / feminine / assertive / passive / toffee nosed, malodorous pervert side can we get back to CHUCKIN' ANGRY 'SPLODIES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON???? :mad: :mad: [ January 21, 2004, 01:03 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

Actually, my Sothron maggot (as opposed to Axe, the Great White North maggot) Charl would like some people to play and rate his scenario, with feed back. He has promised six bootles of wine to one random person for every ten constructive posts. I'm planning on doing it for him. The wine is an interesting twist, since I do like sampling different wines but have limited resources for it.

If a man struck by a bullet "flys" backward, doesn't basic physics tell you the shooter (assuming equal weight) should pretty much "fly" backwards also? Pure Hollywood. Anyway, here's a nice, clinically graphic discussion on bullet size / weight / expandability etc for handgun rounds, which the .45 and 9mm being discussed here are. Here is the conclusion of the article, link to the full article follows: Conclusions Physiologically, no caliber or bullet is certain to incapacitate any individual unless the brain is hit. Psychologically, some individuals can be incapacitated by minor or small caliber wounds. Those individuals who are stimulated by fear, adrenaline, drugs, alcohol, and/or sheer will and survival determination may not be incapacitated even if mortally wounded. The will to survive and to fight despite horrific damage to the body is commonplace on the battlefield, and on the street. Barring a hit to the brain, the only way to force incapacitation is to cause sufficient blood loss that the subject can no longer function, and that takes time. Even if the heart is instantly destroyed, there is sufficient oxygen in the brain to support full and complete voluntary action for 10-15 seconds. Kinetic energy does not wound. Temporary cavity does not wound. The much discussed "shock" of bullet impact is a fable and "knock down" power is a myth. The critical element is penetration. The bullet must pass through the large, blood bearing organs and be of sufficient diameter to promote rapid bleeding. Penetration less than 12 inches is too little, and, in the words of two of the participants in the 1987 Wound Ballistics Workshop, "too little penetration will get you killed." Given desirable and reliable penetration, the only way to increase bullet effectiveness is to increase the severity of the wound by increasing the size of hole made by the bullet. Any bullet which will not penetrate through vital organs from less than optimal angles is not acceptable. Of those that will penetrate, the edge is always with the bigger bullet. Handgun Wounding Factors and Effectiveness My note: .45 cal does have the edge because it meets all the requirements and is larger.

PBEM says I am waiting. The odd thing is it says I'm waiting and have 093 as the latest turn. Even stranger, the last turn you sent to me is number 093. I'll try opening what I have and see what happens. :mad: :mad: Dad.

Crazy Glue. </font>

Some of us work more hours than is reasonable, and yet, are bright enough to get around that limitation </font>

This is my dog Demon. He has an awful case of gingivitis and I pissed him off on purpose so he would growl and show his swollen gums. :mad: :mad:

That's nice maggot. NOW GET YOUR TOUCHY-FEELY SELF SOME SERIOUSLY DISTURBED TNT AND CHUCK IT IN THE JAR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: GRRARGHRGHRHH!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: Oops. Forgot why I came here. Received tons of turns (many not CM related), will get them back to you loons later. :mad: [ January 20, 2004, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

Emma, your linking thingy problem is back.

Berli may actually send you turns, too! So you can slice his buttery-bellied maggots to shreads. :mad:

You misspelled rehab. :mad:

<big>Good morning maggots, ladies and the long lost lenakonrad!</big> Ah, a close one that. MaddMatt apparently hit the 'Emergency Broadcast System' and decided later that it was only a warning. Could you imagine the mayhem if it was an actual emergency and the Waffle was obliterated? Homeless maggots roaming the halls with naught but their TNT and smilies looking for a place to call home... Be careful what you wish, for it may come true - and as mighty Rome discovered, those barbarians you taunt come home to roost. I can see it clearly... Poolers turning the Waffle into another Peng... BFC holds to the promise of only one Peng thread... displaced Wafflers move to the MBT, following no rules. Bedlam, I dare say! The MBT would be changed forever, no living with the Goths, eh? Ah, yes. Could be the ruination of all we (you) hold dear - growling and puss would find a home in the MBT for lack of a proper playground. TNT chuckin' in the 'Cess, splattering all manner of flotsam on the walls, kannigits and (unfortunately) the ladies. Shame, really. Seems you lot control the fate of both threads. Heavy, heavy is the preccciousss. A honkin' big, wet sloppy kiss for all.