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Snarker

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  1. More fun with Penguins. Choose your poison, both games here have a high score screen. Penguin abuse
  2. Cakey - I sent a turn this morning - it's still not there?
  3. It goes without saying that you knows then, don't it old bean? :mad: :mad: :mad: To answer Mike's question, "So are the Canucks the White or the black??" After serious consideration I've come to the conclusion they are a very nondiscript, non-TNT chuckin', slithering, maggot infested shade of gray. Or grey. :mad: :mad:
  4. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Canadian armour... [ February 22, 2004, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  5. GGRRRRRAAArrghRARRR!!!! A turn is arriving now, malakas!!! Will it be the long awaited setup from Doping Opium? Or a turn from Cakey or Aches??? It's from Axe. That's three to your one, Cakehole, with Da Smope AWOL. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Some serious TNT chuckin' against the Free Frogs in Keke's game. Gibbering pixelated pansies!!!! :mad: :mad: In the other game, my gamey arch nemesis is doing a gamey rush with gamey armor. My heroes armor is made of cloth, and is unfortunately not TNT repellent. :mad: :mad:
  6. Who ever you are, get out of Axe's house and leave his computer alone! :mad: HapGen - thanks for this, I'm sure others will appreciate the effort.
  7. <big> MAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!</big> :mad: :mad: :mad: What is going on here? I come in here for BITTER, ANGRY TNT ON RYE and you non-TNT chucking maggot dingleberries are talking about ARRRGGRGG GAR ARGH AGRGH AR !!!!! GRGAAAARGHGHHGHGHHGGGHHH !!!!! EVERYTHING BUT BITTER, FURIOUS, KRAUT MANGLING TNT!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGRGG GAR ARGH AGRGH ARGHHGAR ARG !!!!! GRGAAAARGHGHHGHGHHGGGARGH !!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Well just blow me up, buttercup and strap daisies to my hairy butt while we waltz around gazing at art and sip bubbly out of flutes!!!!!!!! Now START CHUCKIN' GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY, GRIMEY GOPHER GUTS, MUTILATED MOKEY MEAT, DIRTY LITTLE BIRDIES FEET mechanically separated by 'splodies and manglies or shove off to the GF!!!!! Maggots. :mad: :mad: GRARGH!!!! [ February 20, 2004, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  8. I'm impressed, archnemesis. You can count to three. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  9. GGRRAAARRRGHHHHH!!!!!! What card were you? Good to have you back, maggot!!!!! Smope chickened out, the non-furious, ineffective TNT non-chucking slug track!!! :mad: :mad: So needless to say there's a slot open.
  10. {shrugs} It's Soddball. I never know what to expect. The maggot!!! :mad: :mad:
  11. It works. I still prefer to play with AA off and AF on. Everything looks clearer. 3dGuru also has the driver, but it's in some funky '7zip' or sumfink format that chokes winzip, so I do recommend getting it from NVPlanet. The comment from 3dGuru is just a warning for you FPS twitchies out there.
  12. FWIW from 3d Guru's site: Today NVIDIA should have released an official release of their ForceWare drivers. The release should have been 56.56 yet for whatever reason they are not live on nvidia.com; I think NVIDIA is delaying the release. Although WHQL certified these drivers had a bug with the Unreal Tournament 2004 Demo. Performance was really low and NVIDIA confirmed this bug yesterday, they want to fix this issue first I'm sure. I think that's the reason the driver release is pulled for today. The new drivers have serveral new options, among them (and I find this funny) a pop-up blocker. NVIDIA, what in Gods name is a popup-blocker doing in graphics card driver software ?! Really, spend time and resources on stable and faster drivers. Other enhancements are application/game profiles that allow GPU settings for things like antialiasing, texture filtering, vertical sync, and such to be saved in a profile. Some press documents we received also showed some improvements on performance over the GeForce FX range; NVIDIA states up to 108% better performance in F1 Challenge on the GeForce FX 5200 and 5900XT, 48% more FPS in Neverwinter Nights on a 5950 Ultra. Run to the store and get a GeForce FX 5200 now!! Joke joke ... ! Next to that driver has a better context system, this basically means better help & explanation in the form of mouse-over info -> You see something, you point your mouse at it, and a context balloon will pop up explaining the setting. Anyway; next to that some other new options can be found. We'll discuss them when the driver is actually released. If the driver indeed wil be delayed then it's likely it will still be send out to the manufacturers/partners and thus be on-line soon anyway. As always we'll keep you posted.
  13. FWIW - From 3d Guru's site - Today NVIDIA should have released an official release of their ForceWare drivers. The release should have been 56.56 yet for whatever reason they are not live on nvidia.com; I think NVIDIA is delaying the release. Although WHQL certified these drivers had a bug with the Unreal Tournament 2004 Demo. Performance was really low and NVIDIA confirmed this bug yesterday, they want to fix this issue first I'm sure. I think that's the reason the driver release is pulled for today. The new drivers have serveral new options, among them (and I find this funny) a pop-up blocker. NVIDIA, what in Gods name is a popup-blocker doing in graphics card driver software ?! Really, spend time and resources on stable and faster drivers. Other enhancements are application/game profiles that allow GPU settings for things like antialiasing, texture filtering, vertical sync, and such to be saved in a profile. Some press documents we received also showed some improvements on performance over the GeForce FX range; NVIDIA states up to 108% better performance in F1 Challenge on the GeForce FX 5200 and 5900XT, 48% more FPS in Neverwinter Nights on a 5950 Ultra. Run to the store and get a GeForce FX 5200 now!! Joke joke ... ! Next to that driver has a better context system, this basically means better help & explanation in the form of mouse-over info -> You see something, you point your mouse at it, and a context balloon will pop up explaining the setting. Anyway; next to that some other new options can be found. We'll discuss them when the driver is actually released. If the driver indeed wil be delayed then it's likely it will still be send out to the manufacturers/partners and thus be on-line soon anyway. As always we'll keep you posted.
  14. :mad: :mad: GRGAAAARRRRRGH!!!! Of course he's a Kiwi humper! You would be too if you lived in New Zealand, Dead Man's Hand!!! Now if you called him a sheep shagger, you would've insulted him AND made the Aussies jealous. :mad: :mad: Maggot.
  15. Red Bone's a maggot through and through. Knows how to eat bitter lead and TNT with the best of 'em. :mad: :mad: Just disappears for years at a stretch when the furious 'splodies blow him somewhere he can't quite find on a map. :mad: :mad:
  16. GRGRGAARGHGH maggots!!! Kewpi and me are gonna massacre some French, I tell ya! He's marching them up in this nasty operation, aand I'm gonna mow 'em down with TNT so furious it'll sear and charbroil 'em into pate du maggot!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Dave H, if you did not recieve a turn from me recently, please resend the last turn you have. I blew my PBEM folder to Kingdom Come. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  17. It was an angry, TNT filled battle maggot!!! You were flinging so much bitter lead that it collided in mid-air and missed me. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  18. Pestilence, You can maybe remove the "never ending ammo" bug for the sniper. It seems if you are too close (no minimum is listed in the unit description, however) the sniper team uses their defensive side arms to absolutely no effect while that deadly rifle goes unused. Kinda made sneaking into a good position useless in the scenario I was playing. Maybe the bug needs to be changed to "sniper won't use his main weapon if too close to the enemy". Or BFC could add the minimum range to the unit description like on board mortars have if this is planned. [ February 18, 2004, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  19. You forgot Mace and AJ, but I'm sure they'd opt for your retirement in northern Ohio.
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