Snarker

You need to get Penn and Teller's "How to Play with your Food". There's something similar with a Valentines Day heart shaped jello, and a ton of other fun stuff.

:mad: Still waiting... :mad:

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Who's a maggot? ANYONE WHO HAS NOT GRACED MY INBOX WITH THEIR LATEST LAME ATTEMPT AT BEATING ME, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: If that includes you, then get on the stick you non-TNT chuckin' maggots!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

And I believe the 'lower' level is an abstraction of the first two floors; 'upper' is third and fourth floors.

Rune, I'd love to, but no turn back from Becky. ps Don't help Boo with tactics. Survival of the fittest and all. Hmm, maybe you should give him snipers in low visibility scenarios. Then watch him go crazy trying to get HQ's to spot for them... :mad: :mad:

Not as much as if he caught you.

Great. WallyBob is laying the first of the seven Southern plagues on us. Maggot. :mad: How much puss could a puss-munch munch if a puss-munch could munch puss? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Feh. Slur away. Some Forehead Gumby or sumfink said, "Stupid is as stupid does."

We're only here a little over a year. Many are hoping all these nudniks get tired of a 2 hr commute (one way) and move back out.

No Daniel Boones, this lot. Residents who embellish and are prone to hysterics, we have. Problem bears and bobcats we don't. A bear walked through the neighborhood a few times last year, and even then it was at the fringe of the occupied houses. Problem bear it is not. No damage, no leaning on windows, no knocking over garbage on garbage day, etc. It didn't even eat the blueberries in my front yard. Have not seen it since the development filled in. Bobcats have never been seen, but the slickers just know they're here. If they are here, bobcats are not mountain lions. Hardly going to bother with dogs when there are plenty of mice, squirrels, etc. to eat. Dogs are a risky proposition as they fight back. Bears tend to shy away from dogs also. And 'hybernation' of bears is half myth - they tend to just slow up a lot, but are out. Bobcats remain fully active in the winter.

Hehehe. RTS click-fest maggots. :mad:

I'm going to go out just after dusk wearing a big, furry brown coat to shake the idjits up. :mad:

From a war game news group: Probably not our kind of game...

Sadly, yes. A bunch of pushy, clueless, impatient NY City area folk who think the sun shines out their arse. A gaggle of them actually went to a town meeting with a signed petition and demanded a county wide property reassessment so everyone could pay more taxes to pay for Whispering Woods' road take over. Claimed they represented all the homeowners here. They made a lot of friends that night... Fortunately my immediate neighbors are very normal.

More. Note the immediate implied threat of 'calling the authorities' rather than talking to the neighbor. It's not illegal to keep a dog outside, especially since this dog has a house. It's a fur thing... I did like his reference to ' FURY FRIENDS'. Spell check, anyone? Yup, won't personally talk to the neighbor to resolve the problem, but wants to meet everyone. This last prompted another looney posting: Now the founder of the group finally had enough. Note the above poster was a woman, unknown to the originator of the Yahoo group: His personal message to group members: I live surrounded by maggots!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ok then. My neighborhood: It's a new community, not finished yet; roads not dedicated to the town because of the on going construction. Town will take over the roads on 30 April. School buses by law cannot travel on private roads for liability reasons. Setup: This person has done nothing but moan and groan about everything since moving here about a year ago. Called the newspapers when she found out these roads were still private and would not be taken over by the town. Wants the bus to stop right in front of her house. Current bus stop is about 1/2 mile from her house. Has not shut up about this for the entire year. Her reply to someone finding out about a local tax: Same person. It's always something. Mind you we are on acre lots set back 80 feet from the road / drainage ditch: My reply after a year of this crap :mad: :

Hey maggots!!!!! I bet you thought I was kidding about my nitwit NY City and the Boroughs thereof neighbors, didn't cha? Anybody want me to post some of what was forwarded to me recently so you can see why everybody rightfully hates New York City folk? :mad: :mad: The maggots.

Fiefdom's up.

That's what I do. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Bah! Smope screwed the pooch courtesy of the designer. Three AC's padlocked in sight of my armor... I felt sorry for him and considered not firing at the ACs. But the first brew up brought a screeching halt to that non TNT chuckin', pansy thought. Gameyness is not for the faint of heart! :mad: :mad:

Hehehehhehehehehehehehehehe {Splat!!!!} {KABLOOOEY!!!!}

Yupper! I have your turn riiiiiiiight here. It's a nice turn; very well behaved and a pleasure to have around. I think I'll keep it for a bit. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Don't worry guys. The maggot that taught Axe the gamey POW tactics captured a cowpie load of his guys and will use them for cover shortly. :mad: It really is fun to do. And gamey. Did I mention gamey?

Yeah, but how does that apply to maggots as opposed to men? :mad: :mad: :mad: