Lars

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Now that's artistry. See that, you SSN's, that's a properly constructed taunt, that is. But it occurs to me that, perhaps, Seanachai, the Antipods not being blessed with a nice, fresh, clean, snowfall, we could send them something else. How about today's freezing rain?

I'm waiting for a turn from you, ya chump!</font>

Don't forget to get a cheap arty FO. A little smoke can making flanking much easier and less costly.

And CMplayer, send a feckin turn.

Why am I not shocked that April Fool's Day is a public holiday in Australia? You want to know how we celebrate April Fool's Day in Minnesota? 3-5" of snow, that's how. Feh.

Getting screwed on rent by Tenant - $950 Getting screwed on electric bill by Tenant - $120 Watching Tenant’s car get repo’d right before they have to move - PRICELESS. {Ahhh…time for another Bourbon…}

You have, of course, contacted these guys. http://www.tigerdivision.com/ I imagine they could give you quite a few tips.

Pah!!! You'll have to do better than that. A little verve, a little wit, some style! Come on laddie, put some effort into it, this isn't usenet. But since you did show the proto-simian intelligence to point out that only half the pillocks around here are actual returning files these days, I shall wing a file of doom your way. Later tonight. When I'm drunk. MwuHahahahaha…ha…ha…he…he…{whew…now, where did I put that copy of "Jabo!"?…}

Pa-thet-ick. Just because it's raining where you are and you've been stuck inside all day and want someone to play with doesn't mean we want to listen to you. Challenge someone specific or go play in traffic. Now, before I start the weekend early and evaporate into the bars... Game Updates: Agua Perdido: Still thinking about Rees-am-Rhein. MrSpkr: Sent me Rees-am-Rhein. Great minds think alike. Try again. Iskander: Forget about the kid, send a turn. OGSF: The vast majority of his armor is now smoking wreckage. Only one thing left for him to do. Infantry charge! The Royal Regiment will soon be down to a half squad. CMplayer: Send a turn. Noba: It's his two PIV's vs my Greyhound and a company of Infantry hiding in the woods on top of the flags. Just marking time till his topplement. AussieJeff: Is getting ever closer to the flag. Come on, just a little closer… Hanns: Actually received a e-mail from Hanns today. Pity there wasn't a turn attached. ***BOOT***. Sock Monkey: Send a turn.

Just be gone before she gets home. Better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission. Better yet, invite Peng to your place. Hehehe…

Nice of you to forget to mention that the said Ronson spent dang near the entire game in the hull-down spot from heaven. If you had moved him an inch in any direction he would have been dead. At least I got someone over that bridge. [ March 22, 2002, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Great, just what this thread needed, another feckin minstrel…

And there lies your fatal mistake. Shaw was out the door first and obviously took off with Dear, Sweet, Fickle, NOW WE KNOW WHERE SHE WENT Allison. Rookie!!!

AussieJeff, quit playing with your crayons. True hatred is rendered in black and white.

Not to mention German punishment companies.

Mid April, eh? The lake ice should just be going out then. Hmm… Can you swim?

I suspect he's been self-medicating again.

There is something seriously wrong with this boy. I sleep better knowing that there is 3500 nm and several Customs agents between us.

Still swearing at printer configurations. But at least I’ve worked my way up from the HP430 to the Oce 9800. More progress than most of you lot will make in a millennia. Game Updates: Berli: Has thrashed my ubergamey KTs, Panthers, PIVs and Flak guns with good old American airpower. Lorak, you may scribe this one as a defeat for me. Iskander: In keeping with the theme, has also thrashed a wide collection of Shermans and Kangaroos. What he didn’t kill, he burned. The tie breaker match is to commence. Lorak, scribe this one likewise. Agua Perdido: Is still pondering the setup for Berli’s latest vision of hell, Rees-am-Rhein. OGSF: The little Hetzer of Death has been joined by the little Armored Car of Death. I’ve never been so outnumbered and had such a good time winning. MrSpkr: Random shelling. We’re both too beat to move much further. I predict a draw for this one. CMplayer: Send a turn. Noba: Your e-mail don’t work. AussieJeff: Your e-mail don’t work either. Hanns: Must be taking a matchbook correspondence course in how to fix computers. Sock Monkey: His flanking attack is not as cunning as mine. My flanking attack doesn’t have a enemy tank waiting right there…

“Naked” was one of the most twisted books I’ve ever read. Does the Cesspool have brown towels?

Seanachai, hang in there. Christmas is only a few months away. Now that Sedaris is a big time, successful writer, I hear that Macy’s needs a new Elf for Santaland For those of you who don’t know what Seanachai’s future life is going to be like you can find it here. Santaland Dairies - Real Audio Oh, and come do my driveway too. Also, do you put in docks? You know, now that I think about it, I have all kinds of odd jobs for you. [ March 15, 2002, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

O.K. AussieJeff and Noba, listen up! I can receive your mail but I can’t send to you. I’ve spoken with my ISP. They say your ISP is blocking the e-mail server for some reason. Here is the error message. Now go fix it!

I've sent your lastest emission off to Tech Support. I'm certainly not going to touch it.

Look you moron, the file you got was the only one that hasn't bounced in the last three days. Now try to stay with me on this and I'll lead you through it. You and Noba are the only two worthless pieces of humanity from Australia that I'm currently playing. You and Noba use the same e-mail server. Everybody else that I'm playing around the world is getting their files. Yours, however, bounces. Is this more than a coincidence? Could the problem be on your end? Hmm? Possibly? Now why don't you send me a test e-mail so we can try to trace the problem, pillock.