Lars

Seanachai, if you have the time to declare jihad on the TNT terrorists, the time to attempt to instruct AJ in proper posting etiquette {I'm not sure which is the more pointless endeavor}, and all in addition to the time it took to defeat the evil MSN Butterfly {who said Berli couldn't create?}, YOU HAVE THE TIME TO SEND ME THE SODDING SURRENDER!!! P.S. – get any mail lately? SSN Hint Of The Day: Prevaricate, obfuscate and complicate. Now sod off.

I thought you liked the guy...err, girl...err, whatever...

Best of luck for you and your Mom, Leeo, hope it turns out well.

Boo a pillow biter, who'd a thunk it. {not that there is anything wrong with that...}

10:35 is early to you? Go back to bed, say for a month or two, we don't mind.

Aww shoot, I was hoping for Kofi. SSN Hint Of The Day: Toss pants with tissues in the pockets into the washing machine. Now sod off.

This just in from the Front. Iskander has been defeated to the tune of 82 to 18 in the vile little scenario known as “Totenkopf”. Never has just sitting back and hitting the GO button been so rewarding. Well, not since “Jabos!” anyway...

Is he lifting his leg on that flag? Inquiring minds want to know.

They’re not even going to play by Iskander Rules, how could anybody be envious?

No, the first one never really "counts". We just do it to keep the Justicar happy. {Welcome back BTW, my Liege, nice to have you back on the beat}

Not bad, not bad at all. Took a whole 5 posts before some fluffy idjit showed up...

This way to the egress

How long will Peng be allowed to flout the will of the international community? When will Inspectors be sent? And where would we ever find willing Inspectors? Or will Hans Blix have to institute a draft? And where do you suppose Peng hid the goods? Do we really want to know? All right then, THE RESOLUTIONS: Res 688) Go away. Res 699) Go even further away. Res 706) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. Res 707) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. Res 712) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. Res 715) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. Res 986) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). P.S. – No inspecting the Ladies of the Pool. They are far above your lowly station and protected by the Security Council and a No-SSN Zone.

That about sums Hortlund up. Looks like it's time to move on here.

Sigh, always having to instruct a Squire is soooo tedious... ***BOOT*** Never give them an opening, Hortlund. {edited to add the ***BOOT***, my Liege taught me to never forget the ***BOOT***, and how right he was...} [ February 24, 2003, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

GAMEY UPDATE: Dalem: He's the virus, I'm the penicillin. His Germans are laying all over the field like hacked up lung cookies. Iskander: A day late and a dollar short. It is one of Andreas' scenarios so it's not like he ever had a chance. When picking which side to play Iskander, it might be wise to remember his old nick of Germanboy. Aussie Jeff: I blame rune for this. Who ever heard of Fanatic Romanians? And Fanatic Romanians with Big Guns? In Trenches? Never fear lads, I will bury AJ in those trenches. Lt. Hortlund: Even though there's no flag there, he's trying to overrun my last position just for something to do. Crack Italian spotters, sheesh. Bastiche. Leeo: I have a tank left, he has none. Nuff said? Speedy: Enemy sighted. Massed firepower to be unleashed soonest. MrSpkr: Has splattered every one of my armored Russian taxicabs with the 20mm Gun O' Doom. Really Hortlund, how did you manage to lose one of these? A more interesting rematch to begin soon. Don't say I didn't give you anything for your B-Day, MrSpkr. Your choice of setup {hey, it was cheaper than a card...}. SSN Hint Of The Day: Flaunt it. Now sod off.

Really missing the wife, eh?

Well, he is a Lawyer. Excellent work, BTW Hortlund. If Snarker doesn’t show up the above idjit would probably fall for it...err, I mean, help you complete your Quest. SSN Hint of the Day: Eat produce at the market, don't buy it. Now sod off

Strangely enough, that's what they say in Mexico instead of "CHEESE" when they take your picture. Me, I just replied "Sure!". </font>

Strangely enough, that's what they say in Mexico instead of "CHEESE" when they take your picture. Me, I just replied "Sure!".

Speaking of Squires... HORTLUND!!!! Front and Center!!! Report!!! {oops, almost forgot} ***BOOT*** SSN Hint Of The Day: Pass the buck. Now sod off.

We've never asked him to think. Never suspected he could, really.

Robert E. Lee

Non-Gamey Update: {In fact, lets just call this one a non-game update} Seanachai: Send a turn. Agua Perdido: Send a turn. Papa Kahn: Send a turn. Goanna: Send a turn. Gaylord: Send a turn. SSN Hint Of The Day: Threaten lawsuits. Now sod off.

Uh oh Hiram, she's married to Nigel Powers.