Update from the Front:
Shaw – Losing.
Speedy – Losing.
Dalem – Losing.
Malakivski – Slightly winning.
Papa Kahn – Losing.
Boo – perhaps a draw.
{sheesh, these things take a long time to write…If you didn’t see your name here, it’s cuz you owe me a turn}
Ppppptht!!!! to all you lowly sods.
I got the Queen the best present of all.
I organized a truly righteous kicking right square in the nads of the Crimson Brigade.
So there.
Boo and I are locked in a titanic battle to see who can waste the most uberkitties.
Boo has Soviet air support, I have none.
Boo has Soviet uberkitties, which are better than German uberkitties.
Boo is whining about lowly Panthers.
Draw your own conclusions...
No Lars, I'm not starving. My virtual peasants are. You do know this is just a game, right? There isn't some little pocket of the world where you are indeed a Baron or what have you and your subjects don't adore you. People DO NOT show you respect and you are not admired and feared for your wise and glorious rule.
The closest you might come to this is in you duties as slumlord to the misplaced Iowans who inhabit your gaggle of doublewides down by the levy.
And the fact that this is the nearest you will ever come to having a "fiefdom" -like life is proof enough for me that the universe is run by a kind and benevolent deity. </font>
Oh dear, this one needs a little more work...
***BOOT***
It's "Now Sod Off".
{and that "twat" better be referring to "The War Against Terror" or you'll have another...}
Hmm, Jabos might be even more fun in the desert.
Then again, Shaw would consider 500 flamethrower teams in tinder dry brush with a high wind fun too.
Wonder if Shaw is as good at ambush markers as he is with TRP's?