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Lars

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  1. A terrifying encounter with sobriety turned it prematurely brown/white. Still got the baby blues though.
  2. Hah! Proof I'm genetically uber! Scientists study 'blue-eyed' booze gene
  3. Funny, Mace never mentioned that he loaned out his sheep... Quite out of character for him... </font>
  4. Hmm, almost 90 degrees. Think I'll go out on the lake with three lovely ladies...
  5. You almost spelled it right. Here, let me help you.
  6. This does sort of explain why you're still single...
  7. I ain't doing it. Green it is and green it shall stay. {Spruce Shade, it comes off a friggin tree, what the hell did she expect? I mean, really...grumble, grumble...}
  8. I would say the shotgun (use #1 shot) and a corporate suit. Maybe a nice three piece. Spend some money and look sharp. After all, you want to send a message. And that message is to all corporate VP's that anybody in the office could flip out and kill them all. Not just the low level flunkies that can be stopped by security. Make every evil moneygrubber in the country start eyeballing the guy in the next office and wondering, "If I do the backstabbing takeover of his part of the organization, will he...?". Besides, AK and camo is has been done to death.
  9. Every Christmas is a challenge for the Pod I imagine. But I bet he doesn't remember what side of the bathtub his toy boats were on that year. Or this year. Or any year for that matter. THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).
  10. Maybe this will help. Revenge Really Is Sweet, Study Shows See? It's hardwired into us. I blame Berli.
  11. Maybe a simple AI switch where the US would build a real navy instead of sailing to their doom would solve the problem. Or have them transferred in from the Pacific at some point (sort of like the Siberians for the Russians). By 44 the naval war was pretty much over in the Pacific. And a fleet roaming up and down the coast of Europe would probably give the Axis player real fits.
  12. That is in their defense? Let's see: the vehicle was disabled. Why not just evacuate the area and wait until he gets thirsty and gives himself up? You canonly sit in a bulldozer/tank for so long before you calm down and realize you aren't going anywhere. Typical US police. The police ought to charged with murder. They KILLED this guy and all he did was wreck some property. </font>
  13. Mortal Enemy? Pah! The man wants to send you on vacation! Not much of a travel partner, but what the heck, you were going to drink heavily anyway...
  14. [watches the paddock pond with deep suspicion to see if dalem emerges like Venus or...] *twitches the tail with a particularly arresting thought* [...Ursula Andrews] </font>
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