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I don't know, are the ladies allowed to visit Coventry? It's a city full of priggish outcasts, after all, maybe for their own good we should protect them. I fester daily at the thought of you lot fighting and killing each other while I, poor, simple king that I am (Of all the 'Pool, including the crystal {Not glass, Joe, you peasant} Cess Treatment Plant #1) still have yet to play CMBB against a real, live opponent. Well, thank God February ends in a 'y' and Yom Kippur ain't anytime soon.

I just wanted to note that MrSpkr is an anti-French bigot. I wasn't aware of this until recently and wanted to make sure you, my loyal subjects (and Joe Shaw, Justicar and Traitor) were aware. All I can say is I'm shocked, shocked, to discover that MrSpkr has anything ill to say about that unwashed, cowardly, cretinous race of frogs, a people so morally degenerate that they produced Pawbroon.

Oh my God. I didn't even believe in gods (or generals) until I read this post and now... Oh my God. We need to put together some rites of succession, because when I go, this Polish person shall be king.

As a note, I'd like to point out the Revolving Justicar post is moot. There will also be no Outlaw Revolving Justicars. Thank you, have a nice day. Oh, and because Shaw has pushed through some sort of Cess version of the Magne Carta, we'll have a referendum on the proper term for chaps like that fellow sunning himself in beautiful Coventry.

Well, considering you stole my sandwich, I'd say you take that theme song, roll it up real tight, and, oh, wait, we're reconciling, yeah, well, as I've said, I'm a big fan of the theme song, maybe with some Smokey and the Bandit 3, Smokey is the Bandit kind of adaptation, it would still work.

Oh, about that, I got tired of waiting and took a cue from ol' Napoleon. Look Scenic Overlook #3 You are standing on a well-accoutred overlook, carved into the ledge by the hands of a dozen doomed fluffies. From here you can see all of the lower Cesspool, as it flows into the Great Underground Ocean. The path continues east to west and there is a precarious climb down to the shore. Oops, sorry, I mean Inventory You are carrying: a brass lantern (providing light) a brown paper bag inside the brown paper bag is: a clove of garlic a hot-pepper sandwich a book of matches labeled "visit beautiful Flood Control Dam #3" a jeweled monkey wrench an elvish sword of great antiquity you are wearing the gaudy crown of Lord Dimwit Flathead the 8th See, I'm all ready the king. But no more apostasy, I promise.

God, bloody-- would you stop that!

You know, I once bombed coventry once, just to prove to the allies that they hadn't cracked my uncrackable code. Turns out I was smokin' crack. Regardless of such actions, I can see that, again, we've illusioned and subsequently disillusioned another poor sot. I wonder, why do so many lost souls end up in this cursed place. Don't they know that they can find porn or liberal commentary with a couple deft clicks of the mouse? Why here, and why do they always effect such disappointment and bemused distance? Could it be we're the unwitting functional representation of spiritual fulfillment? In sight, unattainable, true perfection but requiring more than a physical journey to reach? Oh yes, I like that, yes, I think I will cultivate this particular genus of egomania. Oh, and I'm still here OGSF, you rotter.

Don't correct me, you're drunk! Mulcher, chipper, scenic overlook, whatever! Gonna give me a complex, Christ.

Hortlund!!! Stop whacking off while you post!!! Wipe up, take a shower and throw yourself in the mulcher!!!

All right, dammit, this pasty, albino gangsta moron is still here, and my mammy always said, you want to fight a moron, you need a moron. And it's a crisis, isn't it. Well, so, what would it take, Joe Shaw, for you to accept the return to the office of Justicar? My abdication? My renunciation? My utter banishment?

Oh keep it down, the next thing you know someone'll call for the creation of a Cesspool EPA. Hey, I haven't passed the Revolving Justicarship lately, not that you'll get it. Wait a minute! Wizard of Oz moment! The Revolving Justicar is a law enforcement position, so you've got to keep your ears open, right, for villainy and such, so maybe it's represented by a pair of silver ears and who needs a pair of ears like that poor little dog, Dalem! Congrats old dog, you're the Revolving Justicar, abuse as necessary! Looks like I scared off that cracker-rapper worshipping spaz, so I expect piles of plaudits from my thankful subjects. Yeah, it's good to be the king. Hail to the king, baby.

I think I figured it out, when I told security to send any chicks with big boobs on through the barricades, they must've thought this guy, being a tremendously large boob, fit the criteria. Oh, and I've doffed my Holmesian cap and deductive reasoning and discovered how and why this sot is still bothering us. It seems, as usual, that it's Seanachai's fault: Notice the use of the smilie and the term 'rat bastard', an expression I not only originated and made popular, but also patented (It's in between the on-line shopping cart process and the solid-state hologramatic storage assembly). Let's all have a long round of applause for our dear Seanachai and his constant attempts at attracting headless chimpanzees.

He's a groupie! My god, he's probably got posters of mace on his closet door! I've never seen anything like it, look at the amount of postings he's made. And here we are talking to him, it must be his dream. I'll bet he's got Seanachai's rants shaved into his cranium. My God, that's freakish. Now where's that damned Joe Shaw?

Oh God! You mean that's it! We're not contributing!!! So you're not a utilitarian, you're just a run-of-the-mill communist. Great, I'll get my rake, don't you worry, we'll have this little CMBB forum running in tip-top shape in no time. Yessiree! You can depend on us, comrade!

Oh thank the ghost of John Stuart Mill, the utilitarian police are here! There they are, all running about, especially that one chap with the nanny-goat fixation! Get them, get them, they're not contributing to the betterment of society!!!! Oh, you kind, rolling-smilie-eye using fellow, thank the gods you've come to deliver us from the ills of acting in an amusing manner. Oh, you're the light of heaven shining upon our pit of festering heresy. Thank you, thank you, and to think I, caught up as I was by the foul treachery of this place, had thoughts of making a joke, yeegods, you've saved me from a fate worse than death. Well, folks, I'm off to enroll in a vocational school, so that I, like this bird chap, can contribute to the greater happiness of mankind, instead of marching it down the path of dissipation. Whew!

Which pretty much sums up your entire existence, doesn't it. I'm happy when fluffies, especially of the gnarled and infested type like yourself, can provide such a functional demonstration of what, exactly, is this idiocy that we rail against with such fervor.

Yes, but with such a theme, how could I wait. This Polish person is like a pun gold mine. Now get moving! http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=005785#000000

All right, pack it in (Sit down, honorable Revolving Justicar Bauhaus) and get here, chop chop: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=005785#000000 [ February 07, 2003, 12:01 PM: Message edited by: Elijah Meeks ]

The ruler removed the rules, the edicts are as follows: On Challenging no idea what to say more.I feel like bacteria in cosmos,using that much brain, how its neccesary just to survive. probably good time to send me a turn On Decorum YOU BETTER KEEP BERLI OUT OF THIS.ITS ALL MY ONLY FAULT (some expert in english will help me :what name for somebody who trying to take advantage of somebody's else misfortune?) On Apostasy yes, you right ,a have complex of father On Justicarship ...God ,I went here like boy scout, seems that I'm going to come out like Hells Angel... On What We Like to Call the World at Large Its a Peasant Uprising so don't try to bribe me (hint ,hint) Don't you see :time of ,so call supremes is over Justicar, justicar, justicar! [ February 07, 2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: Elijah Meeks ]

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Well, Shaw, you said it yourself, you and all your fundamentalist, poolist buddies. The pool is not a logical construct, no sir, it is a relationship between human beings, and as such, it is subject to the fickle whimsy of the most human of those beings, the inestimable moi. Pray tell, what do you think the next step will be for the 'Pool, backward? No sir, it will grow ever more decadent, ever more experimental, ever more foppish and dandified, until you cannot tell where the Cess stops and the poesy begins. Oh my poor sheepherd, you are adrift on the most uncaring ocean of the world.

Step 1: http://xbox-linux.sourceforge.net/ Step 2: http://www.transgaming.com/gamepage.php?gameid=697 Step 3: Play.

Oi, look at this git gunslingr3 and what a tiffle he's in about defending himself against the title of a thread: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=005738;p=3 I wonder, is he Joe Shaw's long, lost booby? I also wonder, though not so much, is booby spelled 'booby' or 'boobie'? Oh, and I now declare Bauhaus to be the Revolving Justicar. Maybe he can stamp out this Shavian menace.

Joe, you, uh, forgot your theme song. Like everyone else, I hated it and the individual neurons that conceived it, at first. But, I'm ashamed to say, it's kind of catchy, it lulls me into a state of transcendental bliss. It's interesting writing a post in the 'Pool. You put together a general idea (Originally this post was merely the first line), then you spend some time explaining it, you try to effect adoration and haughty dismissal at the same time. Then, on the final edit, you change any expressions that may be too pedantic, as if sheer originality outweighs anything so silly as comprehendability. I wonder what The Courtier of the 'Pool would embody? What Rennaisance would affect the Dark Ages that are the 'Cess? What is Neo-Poolism and does it require sonnets to produce?