Stuka
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“I think the Town should be very pleased that they have officers of this caliber on their police department.”
It's common knowledge that ng Cav's head resembles a 155mm shell so that's that question answered.
I see they spelt 'calibre' wrong too...how dreadfully 'merkin.
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Well the sheep still haven't dared venture back so why should a Goanna?
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The ONLY person I want to play is Stuka.
Of course, you are only human (in the broadest possible sense).
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If it's disgusting fruitcakes you want, they're down the hall, second door on the left.
If you are too clueless to find your own way you can wait in the lobby for Emry's to guide you, he takes classes there every Tuesday and is getting quite good at it going by the nature of his posts.
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Ain't no dick like a Noo Yawk dick.
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I hope you averted your gaze at Boo's 'naughty' facebook photos.
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Poor Boo, he is to be mocked for his inability to patch to 1.10...or pitied. Perhaps pitied AND mocked?
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I don't get up early for kilt wearing cretins, especially on a windy day.
Noba.
Beans for dinner last night hey?
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Now theres a thought to disturb the soundest sleep...Nidan1 and Emrys in loincloths.
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Boo is not green! Thats just his many and varied fungal infections.
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Oh, you have Chlamydia too? Figures.
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Just for the record...I win...AGAIN!
Poor Buzzsaw, even playing one of his liege RuNe's gamey, hacked, evil scenarios he still tasted the bitter spice of defeat. One bright spark for the lad was that he was playing ME, hence defeat was unavoidable yet the honour of basking in the glow of my aura will be a memory he will long cherish.
Now cue Emrys with some piss-weak fau-taunt....over to you Michael.
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He skips the leap years. Got to save money on soap you know.
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Almost as much joy as when OGSF takes his bi-annual bath.
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Unlike some we could mention...
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I may beat it
I have no doubt you 'beat it' on a regular basis, have you no shame?
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I was thinking more about you
You really need to get a hobby.
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If you got it, flaunt it!
And I got it! Oooh yeah babee, I got it!*
*cue Emrys with some pathetic reference to STDs, HIV etc. (so sad the predictability of the lesser beings amongst us)
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I think the degenerative, slow collapsing sort of snuff it should suffice.
Anything else would be showing off.
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Not even remotely close to funny, witty or clever, Michael. I would petition you to try harder but I believe you are already operating far beyond your design capacity and frankly, you are found wanting.
Kindly crawl away under a rock and snuff it.
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Yes, I know I am repeating the blindingly obvious
Thats because of your dementia.
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I am monumentally retarded beyond all recognition and I want to apologise for my existence before the good members of the cesspool who actually play the game.
I in fact don't play the game as i'm not allowed things that get me into a 'state' and make nurse angry then it's the kerosene bath and raping with the broom handle which I don't generally like as a rule.
I prefer to dress as a little girl and sit at the communal computer and press keys with my good thumb while pretending to know what I am talking about (I also make up my own sig lines).
I live in awe of Joe Shaw who I truly admire for his snappy dress sense and charm with the ladies. I did kiss a lady once but then I was told your grandmother didn't count so back to square one I went.
I enjoy reading the posts of Boo Radley whose erudite linguistic twists leave me drooling more than usual as I try to figure out what the big words mean. I never can figure it out but just knowing Boo said them is enough for me.
So, once again, sorry for being me. Feel free to kick me in the fork at your convenience. It will hurt but any form of attention is better than none I always say.
PS. I also smell
Michael
I think you had a grammar error in your post too.
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I hope you are enjoying the halftrack turkey shoot that is going on right now. I am not.
As luck would have it I am rather enjoying it.
Blame RuNe for bringing a 1/2 dozen H/T's full of troops in as reinforcements for you in an open field. No doubt poor runE hadn't counted on my Uber military genius to have that field covered and inhabited by the whole damn US army at this point in the game.
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Similar to how Boo Radley is Ohioaioanan for squirrel fondler.
The Peng Challenge Thread...a re-birth.
in Combat Mission Battle for Normandy
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* sniff sniff*...I detect fresh meat.