Stuka
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PuckerMike does seem to be a bit er a lot slow on the ways of the Cesspool. The stupid is strong in this one.
Well, he is Dutch after all. They aren't known for being terribly quick on the uptake. I mean, just look at the goober-spelling of their so-called delicacies, a few more 'O's' and you'd be speaking in pure Oompa Loompa.
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So sad...so infantile...so oblivious of the rules of Cesspool behaviour...so clearly a newbie pretending to be of some standing within the forum...
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fine Dutch cuisine
A moronic ox if ever there was one.
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fries with mayonaisse, onions, and peanut sauce sounds intriguing.
Perhaps, except being a Dutchy he's no doubt be mopping it all up with a raw herring.
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Imposter !?! You've got a lot of nerve, you poop slinging primate. Hah!
Don't make me find my password for that old account, I just can't be bothered. I have no fetish for old accounts with ancient join dates (or a hamster infatuation for that matter) like some of the local weirdos here.
The night of the refreshing monkeys. Where was I..hmm. Ah yeah, I remember. I was at a cool party with all my cool friends, having a blast. The women were gorgeous, the music was great. What a night! I have a life you know, unlike you. Try getting out some time, there is whole nuther world outside that mouldy gaming room where you reside.
You know, I do not NEED to wear out my F5 key on my keyboard. I get to play with all the new goodies from BFC WAY, WAAAAY before you do. Yeah, that's right. Me and the boys at BFC HQ, we hang out dude. Making fun of you on the Inner Sanctum.
Dang! In your face!
As I figured, completely delusional sociopath...
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Be a good chap, Stukes, and hold the fort whilst I am away.
No wuck'in furries!
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Hmmm, this will take a little digging. Let's see. Ah, here it is:
http://www.battlefront.com/community/showpost.php?p=691060&postcount=1
Eons ago really.
Sooo, you dig back into the records and find the name of an earlier ne'er do well, steal that name, modify it a little and claim to be that person. Imposter!
Where were you during the night of the refreshing monkeys? Do you even know what that is? Answer now dagnabbit! Without searching the records...IF you can...
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I came to the BFC (or was it still BTS) forum in 1999 and never left.
Your join date is 2006 there Sparky, that makes you an SSN in every sense of the word.
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And mind the Germans, they keep popping over the fence and kicking your ass but I suppose by now you're used to that and maybe even like it a little.
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You cannot take a Serf unless you are a Knigggett of the Cesspool, and you...you Herring-munching twerp, are no Kniiggett.
Now run away (as best you can in clogs) and stick a tulip in a dyke, or sumfink.
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My liege was Moriarty, feck knows what house he was...
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Careful there Fred, you know how sburke gets all fired up and nasssty when his master is belittled. Gets all raised up on his little hind legs and bares his teeth and growls, so he does. Could give you a wee nip on the ankle if you're not careful.
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I thought of you and cried, run my little retard run.
Straight into a wall no doubt...
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Goobers and their turkeys...so sad, some cultures have abolished that kind of thing.
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Boy's gotta vacuum liplock on Justacretin Joe's butt that will take the jaws of life to separate.
Now that was somewhat amusing!
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I'm sure in 'Da Rules' there is a no Dutchy clause somewhere.
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Were it not for the presence of that Most Loyal and Trustworthy Squire sburke I'd have given up on ever having a meaningful contribution made by another SSN. Luckily he has restored my faith in humanity and proven, yet again, that my judgement in these matters is infallible.
You're only saying that because the sycophantic lick-spittle keeps your sphincter polished to a mirror-like appearance with frequent applications of his nose.
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"Thank you very much Boo Radley, undefeated champion of the 'I know you are but what am I?', 6th grade taunting challenge"
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Oh my days. After all these years there is STILL a Peng thread...
I haven't played this game or visited these pages in a decade and I already feel like I'm home.
In that case...SOD OFF!
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For your own sake sburke remove the plunger from the toilet before droppin a deuce, or at least cut the handle down
I figure he needs the handle full length in order to center himself over the bowl. Too many 'accidents' otherwise and nurse then has to rub his nose in it.
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my Liege Joe Shaw Knight Champion of the M.B.T., Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, Creator of the Peng Challenge Thread Podcast, CessPool Drain Commissioner and Founder of the Shavian House
Sounds like someone has a man-crush on their boss...hoping to sleep your way to mediocrity there, Sparky?
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I'm gonna have to ask my Liege Joe Shaw Knight Champion of the M.B.T., Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, Creator of the Peng Challenge Thread Podcast, CessPool Drain Commissioner and Founder of the Shavian House if we can obtain a report of sex offenders living in the area. I have my suspicions about a couple of you folk.
Why, you looking for some extra work after school?
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Yeah ladies and germs Stuka manages to find a scenario
I would wish to point out at this stage that the scenario in question was, in fact, chosen by Nidan1 himself.
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How about a turn there Fred? Last I saw, your commie hoards had gone very...very...veeery quiet.
Could it be something to do with all those nasty SP guns getting 'sploded into tiny bits of pre-frozen donkey gonad?
The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
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How would you know? Once you run out of fingers (at 11) you'd lose count.