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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    They're so cute when they growl and show their teeth aren't they? It makes the confused look on their stupid little faces all the more gratifying when you put the boot! into them all roight and proper loike.

    I mean. Watcher can't piss in his own boot without falling over it and sburke is so concerned with banging his tin drum whilst prancing around in front of the casket carrying his beloved ex-justacarrot that he hasn't noticed there's been a regime.

    Time to fawn at the feet of a new master, spurke.

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    How about a turn there....Orence of Arabia. Enough of the past, get back to the present.

    yeah, yeah, yeah...hold your horses there Sparky.

    Just re-installed CMBN all the way up to 3.11 again last night, things seem to be working properly in that I can see my troops again and your guys are more than black squares.

    Your dieing-alot-now will recommence shortly...

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    That's what I'm talking about! Why before ol' Croda made me a Kniggettt, I had to fight RLeete in Crodaburg (Brrrrrrrr... that was painful!) AND write an ode (an ODE fer cryin' out loud!) to the "beauty" of the scenario!

    THEN I had to fight AussieJeff in JABOS! (I think that even someone with your flattened brain pan can appreciate the pants-dampening horror of that!).

    AND THEN I had to fight Yeknod in some... fecking... abomination cooked up by Berli and I think it was Rune, saints preserve us, where I had green mountain troops climbing down snow-covered mountains at night to try to stop his panzers along a narrow road.

    I think the game ended before my troops even got down the freaking hills!

    [channeling Watcher] "Well goolley, Mr Radley sir, you sure had it tough in those days. Those Crodaburg and Jabos games are something i've only read about in the archived mystic tales of times long past (read slowly of course with help from a grown-up on the bigger words), you must really be a great guy, so pleased to have met you, may I brush your coat down or polish your boots while i'm here sir? Would sir be requiring the washroom at all sir? Please allow me to escort you sir, would sir prefer a shake or a tap? If sir is requiring a heavier duty bathroom visit I would point out I am familiar with both the 'scrunching' and 'folding' forms of managing the paperwork, as sir prefers...sir" [/channeling Watcher]

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    Not only CMx1 you gormless twit, the demo to Cmx1! Played a hundred times over (both scenarios) through foul weather, through thick and thin amidst the torment of pissweak computers and terminable dialup speeds. This is where us Olde Ones cut our teeth, learned the ropes and formed bonds of hatred that wet behind the ears, fresh from ROTC, johnnie come latelys such as yourself could never comprehend, let alone adapt to. This is why N00Bs like you wake up with frag grenades in your tent.

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    The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder

    in Combat Mission Red Thunder

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    ...something about fast-tracking his toy-boy into a corner office with keys to the executive toilet...

    Since when has a '5 minute squire' with only 2 wins to his name (against Watcher no less...talk about a gimme) get imminent elevation to the Kniiggetthood??

    Back in my day, a squire had not only to win practically campaigns-worth of battles BUT also post the AARs (screenshots included as proof) AND prove one's mettel in the 'parry and thrust' world of high level, heavy-duty taunting.

    I recall having to play Croda on a huge sized ME, at night, in heavy fog whilst raining. I had 150mm artillery and no FO or target markers and at one point our tanks passed each other going in opposite directions (easily enough done with only 15m of visibility).

    Now that is where a squire earns his stripes, not by bringing a shiny apple to teacher's desk every morning and being a supreme butt-sniffer.

    Now as for YOU, Watcher...I've had quite enough of your mewling, 'fair thee well met', honor in defeat odes to sburke. It's sburke fer feck's sake! He didn't beat you...you were cheated! No squire should ever admit defeat, it is the AI's fault, gaminess on the part of your opponent or your addiction to drugs/porn that is to blame. The Cesspool was built on hate...HATE godammitt and that is whats kept it going lo these years. Seanachai, (may he rest in peace) has only our hate to thank for keeping him from being consigned to a cardboard box in a pauper's grave. You'll never do well to be nice to your opponent, oh no...

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