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PawBroon

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  1. If we are to be touchy about historical accuracy I might as well chirp in.

    Being french I'm borderline offended by the last one.

    I know for a fact some french fought willingly with the SS on the eastern front.

    But most of those we fought there were called the "Malgré nous" which stand for "In spite of us".

    Those guys were from Alsace-Lorraine which Hitler considered as part of Germany and were drafted and sent there.

    I doubt it that more french died fighting for the Nazis rather than against it.

    If you're from a country which surrendered as soon as cheese was lacking, why would you die for some other moron?

    Beware of some comments.

    In any case, if I am wrong, which wouldn't surprise me that much since french history books wouldn't advertise the actual figures if they are true, then I am sorry too over react.

    If not then that last point was a lil' under the belt.

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  2. Now what are you testing pray tell?

    We couldn't have you doing those very unscientific try-outs without even stating what you are aiming to prove, how do you propose to proceed and the final analysis.

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    <FONT FACE="Forte">Can we much willing loonies be of any help?</FONT>

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  3. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Henri:

    Well, no, I meant it's a good thing for the WOMEN (and the war) that they aren't here -God know what these great unwashed masses on this hill would do... eek.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh boy!

    Can't you see it's the only reason why we french will be fighting with you?

    That's why you're better off when you're waring abroad because you do this unto some other women.

    Now if you can't plunder, rape or just mildly misbehave, why do you fight in the first place?

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 09-05-2000).]

  4. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy:

    Has my French let me down again? Is pork marmelade (that's how we call it) just 'Rillettes'?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Naah, you're french is so vastly superior to my german that I wouldn't dare making any such comments.

    Rillettes it is actually.

    You just can't have pork whatever after mixing some geese.

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    In any case that's irrelevent, what bugs me is the way BTS modelled the French Baguette Mortar in CM.

    I am a field tester in tube launched bread and I can assure you that the Baguette/L71 is grossly underrated.

    If I am to defend Hambergur Hill (a friggin' junk food reference moreover) I want to do it with a down and dirty OOB.

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  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by patboivin:

    Lucky bugger.

    It took a MONTH to crawl from the U.S. to Canada.

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    True enough Pat but you have to remember it went through Hong Kong first.

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    That horrendous post of you Cannucks wailing like Banshees was trully nerve racking.

    Long delivery and no Staghound make for some serious beer drinking indeed.

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  6. As in all good gathering you need either a Sausage'ina'Bun counter (Dwarf bread even) or a french cook in the tradition of Hogan's Heroes.

    So, I'm standing guard here too.

    We can't have Andreas feed us Pork marmelade done with goose paté.

    Tsstss...

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    BTW, me being french, haven't I read above that some of you were glad that there weren't women around?!

    What kind of war do you want to fight really...

    Next you'll want to do the sing song and walk the walk on Bud light.

    Eeek!

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    [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 09-05-2000).]

  7. A follow up to the "Slit in a bucket" post (which is a perfect exemple of why one should stay there and read the posts done by some of the guys I'd marry if I was a multithreaded woman).

    Now KIA, I did try that and I must confess it didn't improve my gaming experience.

    How do you model the difference in vision port size between, an M8 and a Jumbo for exemple?

    I tried to override that by having different sized slits cut out of the bucket.

    But the wacking was so accurate (my wife DO love your idea BTW) that the bucket keep spinning and I end up being transmogrified from Recon to AFV to something else entirely.

    That kind of undocumented fuzzy post will do nothing to allay Jäger concern even if the "Go for the slit, slut!" might trigger an overall changing of his love life.

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  8. If you start singing "Give peace a chance" we'll have to spank you.

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    The answer to your riddle is pretty straightforward, we can't get along because we all live in different time zones and aren't drunk at the same time.

    See?

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  9. Mwuaahaaa!

    None of the above...

    Eventhough I should say the Norwegian way of life has some appeal when your not a Penguins.

    Behold the Truth is that uncanny definition.

    If I am to believe the definition in "Ia Shubb Hamsteräht", Trolling is a sexual perversion with and not limited to Trolleys.

    If you're looking for Truth, do a SEARCH under "Caddying & Posting".

    I can't explain here what are those but here is a very graphical link.

    http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/007077.html

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  10. Seanachaï poor soul.

    That was a pathetic attempt to have us drool in front of your well groomed fur.

    We TRS80 users are actually speaking into a small device called "ĦǿΨзę" which you plug into some obscure back orrifice.

    Hence the nickname of that device, "Gut feeling" where the marketing was said to prefer an attempt along the "Trojan Hamster" line.

    That device is so "embedded" with the user that its use is pretty straightforward.

    No fancy key combo like you Mac users here, when you are actually trying to convey something meaningful in a forum, you just have to sit TIGHT and wince and what you are thinking is posted in the desired language.

    No to be truthful most of the time the post is just gibberish.

    We in the computer industry have diagnosed this and branded that behaviour: "Stop talking ****".

    Now on most posts it shouldn't matter much.

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  11. I hate it when I am about to do that...

    Ok pal you obviously lost it while trying to read the Mother of all threads in one go.

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    This is fake.

    Unless it's crossbreeding between hamsters and beavers.

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    Now, if you've been taught to recognize danger by the tendency to jump to ones nuts then you hit right on the nail with that one.

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  12. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Claytonious:

    Thanks for volunteering! Just post it as a reply to this message.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A bloody challenge!

    Ok, here is.

    How to use Search?

    Click on the search link on the upper right corner of your screen.

    If not there, stand still, get your bearings, check on the upper right corner nontheless.

    If all of the above failed, click here:

    http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/search.cgi?action=intro&default=1

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  13. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Strider 6:

    If you are a "junior member" how do you become a member?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ask that question 28 times and you'll see the light.

    Once a member, you have to start a thread about GerbilsJaeger or any irrelevant things as long as it is documented.

    Once that thread is "Bogged down" or "Immobilized" your status is no more member but Tormented.

    Welcome on board in any case.

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  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai:

    I am Seanachai! Tremble, rodents, for even the French speak my name!

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    You're doing good PR for Minnesota if you stand up for every country.

    Next time I'll make you an honorary french (CM ends up after the setup) biggrin.gif.

    None of you kiwi have had the balls to take up the gauntlet then?

    lol, OK Seanachai, lets fight some more combative lil' fury dudes.

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  15. Everybody worth is salt know the answer to that before hand.

    The best NZer around is Seanachai.

    He might not be a Kiwi but then he is not a canadian either...

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    When you All Blacks are done playing in your backyard drop us few french a line here so that we could see how we fair.

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  16. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ted:

    Of course I’m sure all the other Groups know what the A stands for in Group A wink.gif.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ted, that one is easy peasy.

    ASSIMILATED.

    After all we are all CM players.

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    In any case, are we supposed to play like we played when the SuperBrawl was first thought or should we play like we learned in between?

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  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gaffertape:

    Heck Pawboon, I don't like my chances of staying alive past the A group; if I don't get in a few taunts now there may never be another chance. Anyway, it was more of a 'tickle' than a taunt.

    See you on the field of battle, Sir.

    GAFF <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    As for the taunts.

    Not that I'm proud of my nick/handle but it's PawBROON to you.

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    Or at least make it PawGoon

    lol

    Don't get over anxious about your chance of survival.

    You are playing against a Finn, a Czech and a French.

    Surely that must be some kind of handicap for us...

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