Seanachai

Aren't you just going to kill them all anyway? </font>

Hmm. It's beginning to be: 'Don't poke the Dutch guy with a stick anymore...' Congratulations on a truly disturbing image...

I see that 'enclosed trucks' are still on the list. Is this something that could simply be handled by Modders? Has this not been done because modding trucks isn't as dramatic as tanks? Also, Eichenbaum, is your interest in the enclosed trucks thing simply the look of the thing, or is the intent for transport that would make it harder under fog of war to tell whether they were carrying troops? [ August 15, 2003, 11:14 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

Touché, you little monster.

You're remarkably cogent for a Texas drunkard... Carry on.

Ah. And how are all the Lost Boys tonight, eh? Settling in? Getting on with each other? Having your little bit of a smirk, a quick turn to the side to hide your expression, and a laugh at the old lot? Good. You are never alone, Dave H We are always with you.

He's still crying about the three spoons you stuck in your pockets when everyone else was distracted by the noise. Very clever. </font>

My God! You poor, poor benighted game orphan. How was I to know?! Probably the best way to mark this passage to game manhood is to cut off the tip of the little finger of your off-hand, and send it to Grog Dorosh, Somewhere in Canada, via Fed-Ex. Don't worry over much about the exact address. They're pretty much used to this sort of package showing up in Manitoba, eh?

I'm not that fond of horses. </font>

Oh, very good. Have the game, now, do we, and are feeling all grogish? ROIGHT, THEN! CALL YOURSELF A GROG, DO YOU, FELLOW ME LAD?! YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN! WHEN YOU CAN READ YOUR 20TH REXFORD POST WITHOUT P*SSING YOURSELF IN CONFUSED ANXIETY OVER WHAT'S BEING DISCUSSED, AND CAN ACTUALLY MAKE AN INTELLIGENT REMARK TO INDICATE YOU'VE FOLLOWED WHAT'S BEING DISCUSSED, YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A GROG, LADY! Until then, you're just another happy gamer. Welcome to Combat Mission.

Well, obviously I'm doing something wrong since I can't get the buggers to wash...

Hmm. First double post in a while [ August 14, 2003, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

I didn't say you were a giant, Boo, but you are freakishly large. I've seen pictures of you, and you are much taller than serves any real purpose. I imagine that, like the Irish elk, you are destined to become an evolutionary dead-end. And don't feel alone. Bauhaus is freakishly large, as well. [ August 14, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

Amazing. The 'I want horsies' crowd is at it again. No matter how many times the uselessness of horses in actual combat is explained, the fact that these valuable transport elements were generally moved out of harms way once the shooting began, and the fact that modeling them in the game would be, if not impossible, at least ridiculous, the demand for them is unending. I can only imagine the childhood traumas and disappointments of 'no pony under the Xmas tree' that have given rise to this enduring, if wrong-headed, demand.

So are you refusing to buff my boots with your tongue? I just want to be clear on this.

I love it. It's even more hilarious if you knew all the background behind Dalem's "I'm comfortable with that" philosophy.

Well, he's right, Boo. My veriest whim should be scripture to you. However, Berli, do I have to, er...be wearing the boots while Boo is working on them? Because I have to tell you it would make me feel distinctly uncomfortable to be standing around while a large Ohioan crouches down and licks my feet. Could I slip them off and have him go crouch in a corner to work on them? I don't mind standing around barefoot for a while, perhaps singing a jolly tune under my breath, while Boo gives the boots a high-gloss Ohio tongue bath. Nor am I adverse to Boo kneeling down and kissing my boots as a mark of total subservience. But having to stand there while he takes tongue to leather in earnest seems to me to lack dignity, which might impair my status as a role model to today's youth. A bit too Hanns-like, if you take my meaning.

Bah! Putting knowledge and facts in the Goodale thread would be like putting Michelangelo's David in a dog kennel. After they found they couldn't eat it or fight with it, they'd simply lift their legs on it. The Peng Thread, on the other hand, appreciates knowledge and facts.

Your game with him is unimportant. Shaw's efforts are currently focused on freeing the 'Ohio Two'. Until 'Muffin' and 'Las Vegas Timmy' have rejoined the world community, games with gun-toting AOL lackeys must take a back seat. Tell me you're comfortable with that. You know you want to.

You touch yourself while you write this stuff, don't you?

Actually, I assumed that the wheels had long since been rendered useless by the ankle deep layer of broken whiskey bottles, crushed beer cans and empty crisp packs I envision filling your apartment from wall to wall.

Well, really, Joe. It was just Boo, after all. It's not like I was issuing orders hither and yon, infringing the freedoms of lackwits everywhere and trampling their ancient rights and prerogatives. I thought it might help Boo if his freakishly large size could be put to serve some social good, like thumping people who annoy me. I mean, otherwise he just sits there stroking a piece of velvet and asking me to tell him about the rabbits again. [ August 13, 2003, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

Lackwit. A Knight to and Olde One is as a Squire to a Knight. Do his bidding and shut your gob </font>

Beware, Mousekins. Stir not the ire of a man who got a Windows PC simply to be able to play CMBB and design for CMAK and now has it shutting down whenever he goes online.

Well, Boo, this isn't really 'Squire' territory, this is more 'Evil Henchman' territory, or, in your case, 'Evil Henchcreature'. And as for 'what's in it for you', well, I wasn't aware that you 'most lying slaves, whom stripes may move, not kindness!' had unionized. Hmm. Well, I could promise to speak well of you in front of the Fair Emma? Or I could ask Berli to stop posting your email address, bank account numbers, and credit cards on spam sites?