Speedy
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Originally posted by OGSF:
"Alas poor Yorick; I knew him, Horatio ~"
At as mah pleasure tae announce a topplement, an' an mah favour too!
Lorak ye knuckle-dragging keeper o' tha Tome, mark at as follows:
OGSF - WIN
Speedy - LOSS
At were a Major Victory, 82 - 18, an' which Ah played as tha German's in Rune's excellent scenario - "Monty Advances". Nae too far as at turned oot.
Aye, at's good tae be me!
SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCD
Alas poor Lorak it is true.
That gamey bastard OGSF defeated me, of course it was in that totally unbalanced, pool table scenario 'Monty Advances', you know the one created by that gamey mongrel Rune. Also there is the fact that those bloody drongos at BTS have completely failed to model British troops at there full historical strength, this is proven by the fact that my only 2 losses to OGSF were when I had British troops, dammit BTS fix this or do somefink!!
On a totally different note, Lorak let be known throughout the pool that I Speedy the Great have defeated jdmorses in mortal combat. My glorious hamstertruppen totally routed jd's cowardly American troops.
It's all true, really. Don't believe anything he says, he is a lawyer afterall.
In other games:
Maces' mother is worried about the traffic and won't let him come out to play.
Marlow has realised he has no chance and has thus let his real life intrude in order to delay the final crushing blow.
Roborat is losing vehicles left, right and centre.
that is all for now.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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...Pengiopolis. There the penguins roamed, frollicked, recited poetry and made love in the endless twilight.....
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....bomb suffered a nervous breakdown and refused to work anymore, then....
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Originally posted by PawBroon:
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but you can see that this latest Marco Bergman's MOD even though a marvel of HiRes is quite inaccurate.
For example, why in Hell should he put a spare wheel on a bloody tracked tankette?!
Christ the French don't know any bloody thing about war, the tyre was obviously placed there to stop heat rounds from penetrating the armour and doing nasty things to the poor people inside.
And what's this senility wants another squire. Oooohhh you poor boy, brain hurting a bit from having to write your own speeches? Or is it a sore arm from having to polish your own armour?
If I could be bothered I would do a game update now, but I can't be bothered. I am winning every game except the ones I am losing.
Pfft
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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....then had a good cry and was subsequently jeered and laughed at by all and ......
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....SHEEP, SHEEP where are me bloody sheep! His gaze then fell on Mace who was.....
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
Oy, Oy, Oy
I have to work today, life sucks.
Ahhh bugger it, it's Australia day. I will just have to follow the great Australian tradition of having a sickie so I can go down to the beach with me eskie full of beer.
Ahhhhhh, aint life sweet.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Originally posted by Lorak:
... Afterwords the Templars (who had actualy started the "banking" process, by loaning money to other lords and kings), setteled down unknown in Sweeden. There, they took thier riches and founded the great banking kingdom. The only thing they really changed was thier red cross on a white standard, to a white cross on a red standard.....
WHAT, are you saying that the Swiss invaded and conquered Sweden? When did that happen? Was it on CNN?
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
....I realized I used to be a "she" and went through this change of pronoun within a couple of hours during the telling. My flamethrower now cleverly disguised as a bouquet of flowers that shot out deadly flaming...
.....Bananas in pyjamas that came.....
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....where the bloody hell had he been? She then said his dinner was in the garbage and that tonight he had to sleep........
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Originally posted by Joshik:
...once was a Captain from Kent...
.....who had a lovely little tent.....
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Worst I ever wasted my money on was "Wheel of Time"
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Originally posted by YK2:
kindler \Kin"dler\, n. One who, or that which, kindles, stirs up, or sets on fire. ``Kindlers of riot.'' --Gay.
All together now,
We shall, we shall not be moved
We shall, we shall not be moved
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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....disembowel Hiram Sedai because.....
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Originally posted by Forever Babra:
Tae A Fert:
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind.
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sancie face
Will have ye blawin' all ower the place.
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonnae have tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle,
It's like a bullet oot a rifle.
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek.
But aw yer efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me, a sonic boom!
God almighty it fairly reeks;
Hope I huvnae s--- ma breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry.
A'body roon aboot me chokin,
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.
Wis him! I shout with accusin glower,
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
I dinnae feel welcome any mair.
Where ere ye go let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job for me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty
Ower the sake o won wee ferty.
For some strange reason I thought babelfish might make this understandable. Translation to follow:
Only it stirs the wind which is enormous to respect, the ye from yer relative that place sits the doon between the sterts and when, sleekit the horrible beastie inside the yer belly efter the feastie Ohio which lurks. To the breeze pea Stert neeps which is gentle and the tatties and hu it will increase, hu to one workin which will increase but early the puddin wi sancie mask ye blawin ' will be all ower place. Even the ye examination will suffocate, hell ye dae A'body's gonnae tae grant to the Nae situation whit which when is an egg oot rifle which burns there is. The Hawd the yer it was unjust and the hard tae chair Tae examination leakin air abutment yersel frae cheek tae cheek Prae tae it doesnae reek which it will wear distant reminiscence. Um in boom and the asunder Oot where but aw yer effort by the thunder Ricochets applause comes together to aroon room Michty me it goes,! It is a process, reeks shoes almighty; Hope I huvnae S --- ma breeks Tae bog I well scurry Aw whit hell, ma anxiety. The A'body the roon aboot the chokin and the Wan or two goes out to me nearly and for a period Cannae help it recovers more and and it feels and but it is a bokin will raise a smile. Wis that! I shout too much lately in accusin glower and the Alas, him only the keeled filthy ower Ye they it commits sodomy it shouted and it sucked, the I dinnae it sees the illusion which it feels it is a what kind of mair, c. In the place the ye in Rabbie's perty Ower in me for only by the O for the yer which Whit riot non will make one gan sleeping expression fortune sound convenience the small ferty before the following which will go.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Bugger, we've moved again! Well looks like another week or two sleeping in the gutter because I can't find my way home from the pub. That bald one is bloody inconsiderate.
As for you Henri, you also forget us poor old fellas who tried to post during the original forum crash back in January? and had our profiles wiped.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Once upon a time there was a creature called Meeksssss............
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Just to keep things rolling I will put in a little game update:
OGSF and I are playing Runes' Monty Advances and all I can say is I want more reinforcements. It seems I have a jinx playing as the British against the damned illegible Scot.
Marlow is hurting, he is hurting real bad. Nearly all his armour is gone and his infantry is being slaughtered by mine in the woods. He has been reduced to claiming his 2 year old child has been putting in turns for him.
The lawyer formerly known as jdmorse has been reduced to name calling after my stug and jpz IV gangbashed his last TD. Now I just have to destroy his swarm of infantry.
Roborat has finally realised that he is supposed to go near those flag thingies, subsequently he is starting to suffer casualties.
I wont include Goanna and our OpLiz game as I don't want to embarras him.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Bugger....Allright then who threw this out with the rubbish, come on if the person who did it doesn't own up you will all be punished ............................. Mace go get your sheep suit will you, there's a good lad.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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Ok I got the map but what size are the forces supposed to be 2000 or 3000 pts?
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally whined by mensch:
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hise.
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Shouldn't that be hice.
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Who's Peter Carey?
Surely you mean Wayne Carey.
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Dammit Matt you can't let the Meeks inherit the pool.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus:
5) Daredevils of the Desert - Chapter 15 of the Young Indiana Jones series detailing the Charge of the Light Brigade on Beersheba that puts an Indy twist to the story. Uses some footage from the original movie. Probably one of the best in the series.
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Just a little nitpick Maximus, surprised it wasn't mentioned earlier. The Charge of the Light Brigade occurred during the Crimean war in the 1850's? . The famous charge at Beersheba on the 31st of October 1917 was conducted by the Australian 4th Light Horse Regiment.
Now someone earlier mentioned that they were looking for the ww2 documentry 'The Battle of San Pietro', I also am looking for this title and would appreciate any help in finding a copy.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
I have nothing else to say. Ya, quote that you rat bastards.
-Meeks
A Thousand Points of Peng, A Kindler, More Gentler Cess
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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Ahhh good old Mervan, here I was thining you were Chopper Reid.