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    Oh The Challenge, My Heart Goes Peng for Thee

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Damn I am bored.

    I had finally found some small manor of escape in fiefdom while at work.. but now, even that is taken from me.

    I blame it all on Berli. Only someone as truly evil and cold hearted as he could do something as vile and twisted as this!

    Please Berli! Bring our fiefdom back. I'll even sell you a soul...not mine of course... but a soul none-the-less.

    Lorak

    [ February 17, 2004, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    Oh The Challenge, My Heart Goes Peng for Thee

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    I know it is a lot to ask...

    But what the hel is fiefdom?

    I've seen the link, but there is nothing there saying what the hell it is without signing up. Before I sign up, I'd like to have some damn clue what I am signing up for.

    Also, whats needed to play? Is it text based over the web, or what?

    I might be interested, not like I don't have 8 hours a night to kill sitting here.

    I was going to sigh up just to read the help pages I guess. but what in the hell should I choose for the options? Makes no sense to be choosing crap upon signup, if you have no clue what they are.

    Lorak

    [ February 12, 2004, 06:06 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    Why Does It Always Rain On Me, Is it Because I'm In The Peng Challenge Thread..

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

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    Oh, and I can't forget the most famous of Gnome songs.

    I want to tell you a story

    About a little man

    If I can.

    A gnome named Steven Pemble.

    And little gnomes stay in their homes.

    Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.

    He wore a scarlet tunic,

    A blue green hood,

    It looked quite good.

    He had a big adventure

    Amidst the grass

    Fresh air at last.

    Wining, dining, biding his time.

    And then one day - hooray!

    Another way for gnomes to say

    Oooooooooomray.

    Look at the sky, look at the river

    Isn't it good?

    Look at the sky, look at the river

    Isn't it good?

    Winding, finding places to go.

    And then one day - hooray!

    Another way for gnomes to say

    Oooooooooomray.

    Ooooooooooooooomray

    Lorak

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    Why Does It Always Rain On Me, Is it Because I'm In The Peng Challenge Thread..

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    ohh... a jolly sing-a-long... How about gnome songs?

    me and your garden gnome

    have set up shop outside your home

    and we've watched you come and go

    but you wouldn't notice us here down below

    me and your garden gnome

    we made friends a long time ago

    and we soak up the sun, we chill out in the snow

    we're sitting in your garden like a murder of crows

    and at the break of dawn

    if we could trouble you for just a moment

    if you'd leave your clock radio on

    he and I could dance a jig

    halfway across your lawn

    neither one of us likes your new guy

    and we couldn't really tell you why

    maybe it's because we don't stand as high

    or maybe it's because you quit noticing us when he walks by

    so I guess it seems a little bizarre

    that we poured sugar in the tank of his car

    we set off his antitheft

    and we smiled when you left

    because we knew you'd only get so far

    and at the break of dawn . . .

    envy and regret are ghosts

    that go together like tea and toast

    and the gnome and I debate

    that if we both suffocate

    which one of us you'd miss the most

    and this morning I was out of your sight

    and I smashed the gnome with all my might

    and it was hard to decide

    if those were tears in his eyes

    because someone had left your sprinklers on all night

    and at the break of dawn

    if we could trouble you for just a moment

    if you could leave your clock radio on

    he and I could dance one last jig

    halfway across your lawn

    and at the break of dawn

    you'll find me singing to the morning sun

    digging up your lawn

    trying to find where you've hid your secrets

    like a leprechaun

    Lorak

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    Cap'n Jack Peng and the Black Challenge

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak:

    yea, i would type more, but limited to onr arm makes it a bitch. Those are the basics, you really should hit netwings or one of the Flight sim sights to ask. Here is bad, because it takes nothing to play cm.

    myself,

    i run a p4 2.6 with a 9800 non-pro. Ihave no problems with anything out right now.

    lorak

    Good Me Almighty. Flight sims, football, and, finally, snowboarding.

    This is the most extraordinary pre-Mid-Life crisis I've ever encountered.

    I can't remember when I've been more perturbed. Oh, well, except for that period when Bauhaus was playing snowboard computer games. That was just unnatural.

    What has wrought this change?

    I'd like to think it was some sort of deep emotional trauma dating back to an incident in your past that you're trying to sublimate beneath a round of vulgar behaviours, rather than that you've become some sort of pillock.

    But I forgive you, in any case. You'll always be the Herald of the Cesspool to me. Even when I take you out behind the barn with a borrowed .22 rifle for that last hug and then your long, long journey to a better place, I'll always have a catch in my voice when I speak of you.

    Excuse me, everyone. There's something in my eye, and I must react. I'm off to buy some hollow-points. </font>

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    I beg Your Pardon, Madmatt Never Promised Us A Peng Challenge Garden

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak:

    ... and Sir Purr, What do you think about the Eagles?

    "mmm.... taste like chicken."

    Lorak

    Between the endless Air Sim remarks and now...American football remarks, you're dangerously close to being stripped of all Heraldic status.

    But we forgive you, because you mocked the insufferable Eagles, and thereby brought pain to Hiram. </font>

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    Imagine... Instant Karma In The MBT... Power To The Peng Challenge Thread.....

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    ummm....

    Empty beer bottles (check)

    Scotch bottles (check)

    Over filled smelly ashtray with cigar and cig butts. (check)

    Sitting in a darkend room (so you can see the monitor better), trying to fly with a Hotas,peddals,and using TIR. While a lot of other grown men from a wide assortment of countries, (not all of them english speaking), are trying to shout commands and scream curse words in broken english really loud through your speakers....

    (check)

    And one wife looking in, shaking her head sadly with pity in her eyes, and shutting the door.(check)

    yep.. all indications are that it indeed works.

    Lorak the loathed

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    Our Military backgrounds

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    Joined US Army in 1987 after screwing up 2 semesters in engineering college.

    Basic Training at Ft. Dix, NJ .Where I learned to blend in.

    Stationed at Ft. Sill, Oklahoma where I was a 13B (cannon crewman on 105 and 155's)

    Sent to Desert Storm where we became really good at shoot&scoot ;)

    After desert Storm I took EOD training. (long story, and basically falls to me being an idiot and looking for extra hazard duty pay).

    Then I proceeded to Ft. Benning and compleated jump school. And Was stationed at Ft. Bragg for a short while before leaving the Army.

    I was called back up after 9/11.

    Went to Afganistan where I was with the 82nd Airborne once again, until I broke my ankle and messed up my knee coming out of a helo.

    Guess thats about it.

    Lorak

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    Peng low, sweet chariot.....comin' for to challenge you all.

    in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps

    Posted

    What is a journey without a Seanachai to record its passing?

    Born to the false world the wanderer

    Storyteller the pied piper

    On a quest for immortality

    Gathering a troop to find the fantasy

    Lead by a maid queen of the night

    Voice of angel such a divine sight

    An amazon to fight and cure

    This reality with her feline lure

    Patriotic to the promised land

    Of never-waking dream

    Nightquest a quest not for the past

    But for tomorrow to make it last

    Simply the best way to walk this life

    Hand in hand with a dreamer's mind

    Enter the realm don't stay awake

    The dreams remain they only break

    Forget the task enjoy the ride

    And follow us into the night

    Cess-Lorak

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