bauhaus
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Is the end result a lepregnome or gnomechaun?Originally posted by J Ruddy:The gnome shortage has led to a number of leprechaun / gnome encounters. These affairs are normally quite short, leprechauns aren't known for significant attention spans - long term relationships are a tall order for them.
Fecking leprechauns, I hate the little bastards.
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You haven't heard? There is a crisis in Ireland. Shortage of gnomes. I think they are looking at Seanachai to "head-up" the gnome reproduction program (GRP). In other words, Seanachai is going to be a gnome stud. I think it will be a bit like trying to get the pandas to mate in China where they had to break out the panda porn. They'll probably have to break out the gnome porn.Originally posted by Lars:I'm still trying to figure out why, if they finally got peace in Ireland, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to send Seanachai over.
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Hey now! You leave my monkey alone!Originally posted by Nidan1:That is a picture of bauhaus' escort at the last Illinois State Fair. She won the tallest Tranny contest.
I have been told that bauhaus still treasures his six foot, purple, stuffed orangutan , which was the first prize.
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Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Look what Santa brought me:
Hookers?
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Don't forget the hookers, he always travels with hookers.Originally posted by Boo Radley:The odor of borscht and cheap vodka sort of gave them away.
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It's just the wind blowing up your AUSSIE?!?!?!? huh?Originally posted by Nidan1:Wait a minute!!! Did someone say something....?...no it's just the wind blowing, or an AUSSIE!!!
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In this case, wouldn't it be serfette?Originally posted by Joe Shaw:HE'S STILL A SERF!
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But if it's a girl, it technically counts. You didn't specify species. Now stop it you lot, it's been documented that I am married, to a woman, who blessed my children enough to leave out the bad genes that I've incorporated........for the most part. And yes, they are my children. We were on an episode of "Maury" having their DNA tested.Originally posted by Seanachai:I figure most of you new lot are living in your parent's basement and have practiced kissing with your family's spaniel.
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Glad to see you are embracing your new role of Mr. Fancy Pants of the MBT. Now stop with the contortionist act and get the feck out!Originally posted by SturmSebber:I'm serving myself how much more delicious can it get?
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Face the facts man/woman, whatever the feck you are. You are nothing and you do an admirable job at being nothing, in a thread that spews forth a lot of nothingness. Embrace your role and be happy that you are the poster-child for mediocrity.Originally posted by SturmSebber:Man! Now even I am so confused i don't know who or what i am anymore. This is so puberty all over again!
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What's next? Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Animal Farm? SUUUPER!
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Joe Shaw, I've edited my post above to reflect that the muckity-muck that was being spouted about was from the mouths of Joe Shaw and Boo Radley, sitting in a tree, K-I-SS-I-N-G, first comes love..............
Let it be said that I am a man of honor and blah, blah, blah, blah-blah.
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Why don't you play your little trivia game via email, like a PBEM. That way you don't have to subject the lot of us to your little husband-wife spat and kiss and make up in private. Then you could subject us to an AAR when your little game is over and save us from having to listen to your he said, she said diatribes. Seriously, are you two doing a little "Broke Back" action on the side? Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?Originally posted by Joe Shaw to respond to a bunch of tripe posted by Boo Radley which was in response to even more crap spouted by Joe Shaw responding to spewings of Boo Radley.You, Sir, are a petty man with no honour.
Joe
[ February 22, 2007, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: bauhaus ]
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Is that WHY we are here? To sling insults.Originally posted by flammenwerfer:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
He was here and slinging insults far better than YOU ever have...
Insults refined to an artform.
Dodgeball with a running commentary; a SCREAMing, shape-shifting calamity, barreling on to the horizon?
That wasn't in the fecking BROCHURE, Mr. Shaw . </font>
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But we came back for the good of the community. We came back for the good of the game. But we really came back for the good of BFC. We wanted BFC to feel the love of the community, to feel wanted, to feel needed. We wanted BFC to well.....ummm....feel.....for lack of a better description. And for your information, I AM sitting down!!!!!Originally posted by Nidan1:Yeah TWO twits that signed onto the forum in the early times, and then just thankfully stopped posting. Oh.....but if the pattern could only repeat itself.
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Does a creature exist that is "way denser (sic-should be more dense, but I understand the play on words. Sorry, I've been dealing with 7th grade LA waaaay too much) than Joe? I think not.Originally posted by Boo Radley:Or are you competing against Joe in the "Hey, I'm Way Denser Than Lead" competition?
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Gotta love playing "the member number" card.Originally posted by Moriarty:And someone with a much lower member number than thee.
Nuff, said.
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You sir ARE an idiot!Originally posted by flammenwerfer:Who ARE you?
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Bauhaus????Originally posted by Moriarty:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
blather, blather and more infernal blather.
And I thought you clowns had standards around here </font>
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You promised me we'd skip the #13 and go straight to #14. You also promised me that you would serve no brown M&Ms.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:Your PODCAST IS DONE!
But what is up with the skipping thing in the middle all about? Leave it to you to butcher the editing. But, at least you didn't break this podcast.
I must say for the 30th time around, it's very, very....well....average. I even fell asleep.
[ February 19, 2007, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: bauhaus ]
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Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Oh, Boo your words ring so true. I really have no great comeback, not that I've ever had one before. But, oh great imperial wizard, when you answer the same questions over and over and over again, things tend to be, well......repetitive. Kind of like most of your posts.I really believe that Joe has some sort of sick man crush on me since he insists on continually "losing" the interviews. I can't help it he finds me desirable. Not that I'm the least bit interested anyway. I mean, the Mrs. is ten times more interesting than either Joe or I put together. Add the fact that she's a female and Joe just doesn't stand a chance.
But don't worry Joe, I'm sure Sir 37mm would be more than willing to romp around with you.
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Yes, how true because we now know how good you are with microphones and recording devices, in general.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:My versificationisms deserve the spotlight. I'm amenable to that ... spotlights are fine as long as there's no MICROPHONES.
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I'm sorry, did you say something? I seemed to have dozed off in the middle of your post. </font>Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
You miss a lot.
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He lost the interview AGAIN!!!!!Originally posted by stikkypixie:So, where is the podcast?
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