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CommC huh ... sounds suspiciously like CommieSee if you ask me ... that'd be just like the Commies, they'd LIKE to see the FREEDOM LOVING Peng Challenge Thread done away with.Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by CommC:
Can't the forum moderators shut these kinds of threads down? Please.
It's ALL PART OF THE CONSIPIRACY TO POLLUTE THE PURITY OF OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!
Joe
p.s. No, it's been tried before by MUCH better men than you. We're an institution that goes back, literally, for more than seven years. For more than seven years there has always been one incarnation or another of the Peng Challenge Thread on the BFC forum. YOU'VE been around for ... oh my ... one month! </font>
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And I would be happy to take free drinks from you. Hopefully my 15 hour days teaching and planning will narrow to a more manageable 10-12 hour day.Originally posted by MrPeng:I will be in Chi-town for a few days. I'd be happy to buy the first round, and maybe the last, for any Chicago Poolers.
More about that later.
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What the hell are you rambling about? I just wanted a purty picture of the purty castle. And the time stamp is indeed unfortunate. </font>Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:
Hmmm, nice shot. The foreground could use a bit sharper focus and you need to correct the camera tilt to bring the horizon back to level (a tilted horizon is a sure sign of an incompetent photographer). And those numbers! Eeeeeeeew! Get them out of there and keep them out! Otherwise, not bad. For a Goobernational, I mean.
Michael
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Originally posted by Abbott:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
I say the point goes to Abbott.
This is like being interrogated by good idiot/bad idiot. </font>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:Point to Abbott?
Joe
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And..ahem...what is it we have here? Eh, Numbnuts?Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
It's not a very effective tool in nature/scenic-based photography.
Michael </font>
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Here's one I took myself of that castle:Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**:
Nice one... Got any pics Stikky?
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Speaking of not so bright:Originally posted by Abbott:Hiya Steve you not so bright COLLAGE boy glad you found some interest.
Collage:a technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a single surface various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.
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Umm, wow! Do you really expect me to let the "Seanachai is my tool" comment go? Na, must.....let.....go.....Let me beat you all to it.....Sit down bauhaus!Originally posted by Michael Emrys:I BLAME SEANACHAI! Now you be nice to Seanachai. He has been my tool.
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Yeh but you're obviously the type to enjoy bondage, S&M and beating yourself about the head with a hammer as well. </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
Funny thing is, I'm loving it!
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Puhlease, stop with the glory hole references.Originally posted by Nidan1:Say.....didn't we meet in another stall......er thread?
Good news. I made it through my first week of teaching eighth graders. I'm loving the 5:30 a.m. wake up calls, staying at school til 6:00, and coming home to do another three hours of work. I think I'm making about a $1.05 an hour. Funny thing is, I'm loving it! Now I need to take a nap. It's Friday and after 6:00. I sleepy.
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You know what they say, "Crack Kills!"Originally posted by Mace:I'm sure he was referring to plumber's crack.
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Page SEVEN?Originally posted by Noba:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis:
Wankers.
You're slipping.
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At bloody fecking last!Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
I am pleased to announce that MrSpkr has FINALLY provided your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread with an acceptable photo.
Joe
Joe Shaw! Bring me: A SAMPO! </font>
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And here I thought you preferred to wear red pointy hats!Originally posted by Seanachai:I can piss on a soft toy kangaroo and wear it on my head like a fecking hat, for all that it matters.
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Not to get all mushy and stuff, but thanks.....now continue sodding off.Originally posted by Lars:Here you go.
http://www.eaglegames.net/products/ATT/att.shtml
Buy one for yourself, crib it off into a teaching unit. Sheesh, they taught you nothing in college...
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Page 2? Come on people! Slacking off again. Don't you have anything better to do than work. Speaking of which, I best start planning for the school year. Any ideas for eighth graders for a WWII unit? Keep it clean and stay away from any "unit" references. That type of potty humor is reserved for me.
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For the love of God and all that is good and pure, go. Leave now and forever and let us be. You bundrip, have turned out to be nothing more than a zit on the "butt" of a big fat sweaty man. Now take your furry little buns and hop the heck out of here before you proceed to make more of mess of things.Originally posted by Bunyip:Ok that's it demote all the Justiciars.
Without the rules this cesspool will turn into a muddy puddle!
Some may claim that'd be an improvement but they can SOD OFF!
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That you, Bundrip, have impregnated. Have fun and give my best to the Mrs. BaaaaaaaOriginally posted by Lars:No, his bad side is when he pushes you in the back room to get your picture taken with a pregnant goat.....
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Hoooooold on a sec! Don't I get a say in this matter? I'm not so sure I want to have my time alone with Bundrips. Remember? Messy, messy, messy! </font>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune:
however, in the spirit of compromise, I'll allow bauhaus to have yipper of buns alone for a week. Will see if the lad has any backbone after that.
Rune
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Hoooooold on a sec! Don't I get a say in this matter? I'm not so sure I want to have my time alone with Bundrips. Remember? Messy, messy, messy!Originally posted by rune:however, in the spirit of compromise, I'll allow bauhaus to have yipper of buns alone for a week. Will see if the lad has any backbone after that.
Rune
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I had a terrible case of the bundrips once. Messy, messy, messy!Originally posted by Lars:You're right. Let's stick with bundrip. Fecal incontinence should be good enough for anybody and wouldn't want to start any nasty rumors, now would we?
Would we?
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Joe he might be one of those simpletons who believes we can see him over the internet....minus the webcam. Therefore, he might actually be showing us his "stick."Originally posted by Joe Shaw:Originally posted by Bunyip:
Hi,my name is Bunyip, and this is my stick.
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I already knew you were working at being able to not simply 'do', but also the much more difficult 'teach'. Will this be your first year teaching? Because if it's not your first year, then you're a whinging little big girl's blouse.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:
Plus I'm spending my summer vacation planning lessons, reading, and planning classroom management for the upcoming school year. That alone is going to take me the bulk of the summer.
Now piss off you lot!
But if it is your first year, you bugger, then good luck to you, and you probably will need the entire summer (what with having the whole 'family' baggage...).
And for anyone who hasn't played Bauhaus, he's a fiendishly stupid and yet successful opponent. I don't know how he does it. Every move he makes looks like idiocy. And then he wins. I still wake up screaming, sometimes.
As for anything else; well, let me just say this, Bauhaus. Stand up!
You're going to teach. I salute you. </font>
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I might......but then I'd realize Joe wrote it and I'd feel sorry for him. Occasionally, we need to grade to the student and not the test.Originally posted by Leeo:P.S. - Joe
You don't need both a comma and a period in your signature. I couldn't be bothered to care, but some ([cough]teacher bauhaus[/cough]) might.
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