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    Hallowed is thy name Peng, as is thy challenge

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    Now piss off you lot! "Now piss off you lot!" Hmmm... Shouldn't it be, "Now, piss off, you lot!" Or, "Now piss off, you lot!"

    Or something like that?

    You're a teacher, right?

    (Says a lot for the public school system...)

    Says more for how much I really cared about grammar at the moment I wrote this. Now Boo, I'll confess on this one. You are absolutely correct on the grammar. I'm just far too lazy to care at this moment. I'm enjoying the first break I've had in two years. Next week, back to teacher mode. Until then, bite me!
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    Hallowed is thy name Peng, as is thy challenge

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Leeo, as much as you hate me, I'd have to say the feeling is mutual. My hatred for you is so high, I'm going to have to turn down your challenge. Call me chicken, yellow, or whatever name you may have in mind. I prefer to think of myself as lazy. Too lazy to reinstall the games. Plus I'm spending my summer vacation planning lessons, reading, and planning classroom management for the upcoming school year. That alone is going to take me the bulk of the summer.

    Rune, as much as I'd like to preview the game and drink all your expensive scotch, I have to deal with a soccer tournament in Iowa, of all places. My son's h.s. team is beginning it's summer workouts and they chose Iowa to open up training camp. Their playing a tournament with 12 of the top h.s. teams in the Midwest, so it should be interesting. Plus I hate you too much to want to deal with you in person. Thanks anyway.

    Now piss off you lot!

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    Hallowed is thy name Peng, as is thy challenge

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete:

    You waste oxygen and are a moron. Close enough. Or as close as you're ever likely to be.

    You see Berli this is EXACTLY what happens when we allow entrance to sub-standard material. Here we are engaged in a serious discussion of the role and future of the MBT and rleete takes advantage of the slim opportunity offered by my post to make derogatory remarks about the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread.

    It wasn't like that in the OLD POOL!

    Joe </font>

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    Hallowed is thy name Peng, as is thy challenge

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    One question though, when you state ... </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Come not unto our house and speak of thy tiny dangly bits, lest thy name is Bauhaus.

    ... does that mean that ONLY bauhaus may do so or that by so doing one would become as bauhaus?

    Pardon the theological question, but as I recall from the Book of Boggs XLI, verse 14:

    And it came to pass that bauhaus DID ... pass that is ... gas that is ... and it WAS unseemly in our nostrils and he WAS told to sit down.
    Could we survive yet another bauhaus or would that be a sign of the end times? It would clearly put an end to the argument for intelligent design.

    Or ... as another passage has it ...

    Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding read the sign of the beast: for it is the sign of a man; and his sign shall say "Hello, My Name Is Bauhaus." But it shall be upside down upon his breast.
    Joe </font>
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    HUMBLE REINCARNATION OF THE PENG CHALLENGED THREAD

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    Can you say Oxycodone? Really?

    I have tendonitis in my right elbow and all my doctor prescribed was ice and mild exercise.

    Stupid doctor.

    No kidding! I just tore the MCL in my knee, possibly my ACL and could also have torn the meniscus too. All I got prescribed was ice, Advil, an MRI, and a stinking knee brace. I got kicked so hard in my head during a soccer game that I tore up my knee (I'm a keeper). The head, well, it's bruised but otherwise undamaged. Not that there was much to damage.
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    HUMBLE REINCARNATION OF THE PENG CHALLENGED THREAD

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Leeo:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

    Oh yeah it's got a HEMI!

    Oh yeah, it's still just a hunk of metal. That you've shown us before. That we don't care about. That you apparently are WAY too attached to. That provides us an opportunity to butcher the English language. That proves the idiocy of repeated photos of one's "truck." That we still don't care about. </font>
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    HUMBLE REINCARNATION OF THE PENG CHALLENGED THREAD

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by **YK2**:

    Where's Berli these days?

    He's crawled in his hole and will come out of it in the near future. If he sees his shadow has horns, there will be no summer and we'll all rot in hell. If the shadow has no horns, we're all safe and we can all enjoy summer as we normally would.

    OK, forgive me for doing so. First I passed my teaching certification test. Now, I have landed a teaching job for next school year. The poor eighth-graders will subjected to my presence so they can learn about Language Arts and Social Studies. Question is, can I teach sitting down?

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    Will the Challenge Thread suffer from limited Peng types?

    in Combat Mission Shock Force 1

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    Originally posted by Abbott:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus:

    Woot, freekin' woot! Found out I passed my APT test today. This "certifies" me as a teacher in the state of Illinois (not the state of confusion, though my wife my think differently). Now I just need to get through student teaching and find a job!

    I'll watch for you on the news, one of those student/teacher sex scandals. Maybe some student will bend you over and you’ll have that same stupid look on your face. </font>
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