zappsweden Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 - Do you know what the multiple award-winning series "Everybody Loves Raymond" corresponds to in the SC award shows? - No? :confused: - "Everybody Beats Liam" - What is the only thing missing in the SC Forums now? - That Hubert post on forum: "Zapp.....Terif.......Rambo.....Kuniworth..... YOU HAVE ALL BEEN X-ed. Welcome to the Jamie Kennedy Experiment Show (Jamie takes of his Hubert mask)." Why do JerseyJohn's gameplay STINK? - He is from New Jersey Why does JerseyJohn's posting smell bad? -He IS from new Jersey? Question, Who is the SC person described here ? For 10 points: In his house, there are lots of lots of rooms. Every room has a sign. "Liam", "Rambo",... i.e one room for every SC player he ever played For 8 points: In every room there is a desk with a computer and alot of drawers. For 5 points: Every desk has one drawer for every game he played against that particular person. For 3 points: In every drawer there is a bunch of papers, each paper an essay describing one turn of the particular game. For 2 points In every room there is a special ON/OFF button but it is not for the screen and not for the computer... For 1 point Very often there is a dense fog around the house. [ April 29, 2004, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 "Why do JerseyJohn always stick up for ZappSweden? -- I dunno, he must be nuts from being in New Jersey!" "Why do JerseyJohn's gameplay stink -- I dunno, maybe because he don't play much and don't care about being a great player and he don't got his ego hung up in no stupid game, and maybe he said that from the start! So do I say something that stupid to the only American who said he's sorry I lost so fast to Rambo? I dunno, I just say things, don't gotta make sense." "Why do JerseyJohn's postings smell bad -- I said that? Hey what a stupid thing for me to say, I must have been on drugs or maybe my part of Sweden is as bad as New Jersey?!" [ April 29, 2004, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 "Why do JerseyJohn always stick up for ZappSweden? -- I dunno, he must be nuts from being in New Jersey!" "Why do JerseyJohn's gameplay stink -- I dunno, maybe because he don't play much and don't care about being a great player and he don't got his ego hung up in no stupid game, and maybe he said that from the start! So do I say something that stupid to the only American who said he's sorry I lost so fast to Rambo? I dunno, I just say things, don't gotta make sense." "Why do JerseyJohn's postings smell bad -- I said that? Hey what a stupid thing for me to say, I must have been on drugs or maybe my part of Sweden is as bad as New Jersey?!" [ April 29, 2004, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arngrim Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 First thread I've ever seen zapp and Terif laughing together! :eek: Keep it up guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arngrim Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 First thread I've ever seen zapp and Terif laughing together! :eek: Keep it up guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted September 6, 2004 Author Share Posted September 6, 2004 aaaand the special guest at the tonight show MISTER JIM CARREY!! (applause) Zapp - Hello Jim. What is the song you are gonna perform for us? Jim - You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane. In a little rocky mentory called gimme shelter about the rolling stones and their nine married eltomon. That night they opened chapter the hells angel had their way. Tonight... it's my turn... Somebody To Blame (The Terrible song) (Song; Jim Carrey - Somebody To Love) When the flaws are foound to beeeeeeeee fixed And all carrier strategiiiies will beeeee nichts Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame Wouldn't you love somebody to hate You better find somebody to blame When the newbie quarters, they aaaaaaaaaaaare gone, yes And (so) the Yoda classes has nothing goiiing on Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame I'd really like somebody to hate But it's hard to find somebody to blame Your league, I saw your rule, it looks like **** But in your head mr Green I'm afraid you don't know Sportmanship Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame Wouldn't you love somebody to hate You better find somebody to blame Sweat is running, running in yooooour bed Though your worshippers baby, they treat you like a King Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame I'd really like somebody to hate But it's hard to find somebody to blame [ September 06, 2004, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted September 6, 2004 Author Share Posted September 6, 2004 aaaand the special guest at the tonight show MISTER JIM CARREY!! (applause) Zapp - Hello Jim. What is the song you are gonna perform for us? Jim - You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane. In a little rocky mentory called gimme shelter about the rolling stones and their nine married eltomon. That night they opened chapter the hells angel had their way. Tonight... it's my turn... Somebody To Blame (The Terrible song) (Song; Jim Carrey - Somebody To Love) When the flaws are foound to beeeeeeeee fixed And all carrier strategiiiies will beeeee nichts Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame Wouldn't you love somebody to hate You better find somebody to blame When the newbie quarters, they aaaaaaaaaaaare gone, yes And (so) the Yoda classes has nothing goiiing on Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame I'd really like somebody to hate But it's hard to find somebody to blame Your league, I saw your rule, it looks like **** But in your head mr Green I'm afraid you don't know Sportmanship Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame Wouldn't you love somebody to hate You better find somebody to blame Sweat is running, running in yooooour bed Though your worshippers baby, they treat you like a King Don't you want somebody to blame Don't you need somebody to blame I'd really like somebody to hate But it's hard to find somebody to blame [ September 06, 2004, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Born down in a Boise's town The first tech roll i took was when i hit the ground You end up like a Icon that's been beat too much Till you spend half your life just smacking up Born in the u.s.a., i was born in the u.s.a. I was born in the u.s.a., born in the u.s.a. Got in a R.A.C.K hometown jam So they put a mouse in my hand Sent me off to a SC land To go and kill the green man Born in the u.s..a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Born down in a Boise's town The first tech roll i took was when i hit the ground You end up like a Icon that's been beat too much Till you spend half your life just smacking up Born in the u.s.a., i was born in the u.s.a. I was born in the u.s.a., born in the u.s.a. Got in a R.A.C.K hometown jam So they put a mouse in my hand Sent me off to a SC land To go and kill the green man Born in the u.s..a.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Viewers tune in from all over the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Viewers tune in from all over the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted November 14, 2004 Author Share Posted November 14, 2004 Oh, here is a new single coming out, a remake of an old song from 1984. Soundtrack : FOWbusters (2004) FOWbusters… If there's somethin' strange in your combat rolls Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) If it's somethin' weird an the tech wont come Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) I ain't afraid a no fog I ain't afraid a no fog If you're seein' corps runnin' thru your land Who can you call (FOWbusters) An' invisible ship parking by your coast Oh who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) I ain't afraid a no fog I ain't afraid a no fog Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) If your Mine is bombed pick up the phone An call (FOWbusters) I ain't afraid a no fog I hear it likes the girls I ain't afraid a no fog Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Mm…if you've had a dose Of a freaky FOW sniffer You better call FOWbusters SC makes me feel good I ain't afraid a no fog I ain't afraid a no fog Don't get sniffed alone oh no…FOWbusters When he snipes your HQ Unless you've just got some air I think you better call FOWbusters Ooh... who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Ah, I think you better call (FOWbusters) I can't hear you…(FOWbusters) Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Louder FOWBUSTERS! Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Who can you call (FOWbusters) Who you gonna call FOWbusters… Who can you call (FOWbusters) [ November 16, 2004, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted November 14, 2004 Author Share Posted November 14, 2004 Oh, here is a new single coming out, a remake of an old song from 1984. Soundtrack : FOWbusters (2004) FOWbusters… If there's somethin' strange in your combat rolls Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) If it's somethin' weird an the tech wont come Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) I ain't afraid a no fog I ain't afraid a no fog If you're seein' corps runnin' thru your land Who can you call (FOWbusters) An' invisible ship parking by your coast Oh who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) I ain't afraid a no fog I ain't afraid a no fog Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters) If your Mine is bombed pick up the phone An call (FOWbusters) I ain't afraid a no fog I hear it likes the girls I ain't afraid a no fog Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Mm…if you've had a dose Of a freaky FOW sniffer You better call FOWbusters SC makes me feel good I ain't afraid a no fog I ain't afraid a no fog Don't get sniffed alone oh no…FOWbusters When he snipes your HQ Unless you've just got some air I think you better call FOWbusters Ooh... who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Ah, I think you better call (FOWbusters) I can't hear you…(FOWbusters) Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Louder FOWBUSTERS! Who you gonna call (FOWbusters) Who can you call (FOWbusters) Who you gonna call FOWbusters… Who can you call (FOWbusters) [ November 16, 2004, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Too funny !!! That's good Getting sniffed, sucks, well, unless it's a hottie smelling your cologne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Too funny !!! That's good Getting sniffed, sucks, well, unless it's a hottie smelling your cologne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Zapp Leno have been following the discussion about new features in SC2 and feels that some things are STILL missing... The Top-3 List of "Features that are still missing" Number 3) A Lie Detector (This requires both players to have a Microphone): The software detects when someone is lying and reports to Battlefront. Player A "How did you afford Manstein turn one?" Player B "Eeehhhh, I sort of.... sold some chitsss... Computer: BEEEEP! He is lying! :mad: Number 2) Psychological warfare: Automaticaly sending out chat messages whenever opponent get +1 roll. For example would the sentences i) "What A Joke!" ii) "Dam Baaaaad Battle Rolls!" iii) "Something is fishy here..." be on the list. Finally... Number 1) A NAME Fog Of War: If someone play and not wanna reveal his identity (for whatever reason) the software randomly changes his name. For example, we could get battles with the following fictional names (without anyone having a clue what real players are behind behind them...) Europe -> SnapWeedEm (Axis) vs Sheriff (Allies) North America -> Bamboo (Axis) vs Liar (Allies) [ April 14, 2005, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Zapp Leno have been following the discussion about new features in SC2 and feels that some things are STILL missing... The Top-3 List of "Features that are still missing" Number 3) A Lie Detector (This requires both players to have a Microphone): The software detects when someone is lying and reports to Battlefront. Player A "How did you afford Manstein turn one?" Player B "Eeehhhh, I sort of.... sold some chitsss... Computer: BEEEEP! He is lying! :mad: Number 2) Psychological warfare: Automaticaly sending out chat messages whenever opponent get +1 roll. For example would the sentences i) "What A Joke!" ii) "Dam Baaaaad Battle Rolls!" iii) "Something is fishy here..." be on the list. Finally... Number 1) A NAME Fog Of War: If someone play and not wanna reveal his identity (for whatever reason) the software randomly changes his name. For example, we could get battles with the following fictional names (without anyone having a clue what real players are behind behind them...) Europe -> SnapWeedEm (Axis) vs Sheriff (Allies) North America -> Bamboo (Axis) vs Liar (Allies) [ April 14, 2005, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 JIM BOGGS posted the following in this thread, Time for the ol' checklist: 1) Thread is SC related....Check 2) Thread is humorous....Check 3) Les is grumpy ol' Canadian...Check Seems to pass the requirements there Zapp""" Hehehe, I had a great laugh at the time on that one. Will sure miss Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 JIM BOGGS posted the following in this thread, Time for the ol' checklist: 1) Thread is SC related....Check 2) Thread is humorous....Check 3) Les is grumpy ol' Canadian...Check Seems to pass the requirements there Zapp""" Hehehe, I had a great laugh at the time on that one. Will sure miss Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 True, only Jim would have come with something like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 True, only Jim would have come with something like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Zapp, Considering the tragic news we received about Jim I guess it's natural enough that your two latest ZappLeno posts were glossed over. But they're both funny as hell! I finally joined everyone else and have been playing IP instead of PBEM because with all the talk about reloads I always feel like every good move is in question (not that I make that many of them). The weird thing is I think PBEM actually runs faster but there's something to be said for knowing your opponent is actually there at the same time you are (in whatever time zone). Anyway, great posts. I think they're two of the funniest and best so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Zapp, Considering the tragic news we received about Jim I guess it's natural enough that your two latest ZappLeno posts were glossed over. But they're both funny as hell! I finally joined everyone else and have been playing IP instead of PBEM because with all the talk about reloads I always feel like every good move is in question (not that I make that many of them). The weird thing is I think PBEM actually runs faster but there's something to be said for knowing your opponent is actually there at the same time you are (in whatever time zone). Anyway, great posts. I think they're two of the funniest and best so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by JerseyJohn: Zapp, The weird thing is I think PBEM actually runs faster TCP/IP games take much time since SC (like chess) is very dynamic. One mistake at the wrong time, can cause your opponent to take over (sometimes completely) the game. Spending insane amount of time on a game and make one mistake to lose it is frustrating. So, why does not PBEM players need to worry about making a deciding mistake...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by JerseyJohn: Zapp, The weird thing is I think PBEM actually runs faster TCP/IP games take much time since SC (like chess) is very dynamic. One mistake at the wrong time, can cause your opponent to take over (sometimes completely) the game. Spending insane amount of time on a game and make one mistake to lose it is frustrating. So, why does not PBEM players need to worry about making a deciding mistake...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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