Born to Kill pixeltruppen!

[WineCape]

Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?

Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.

Colonel: Where'd you get it?

Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.

Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?

Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.

Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

Private Joker: No, sir.

Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant s**t on you.

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.

Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

Colonel: The what!?

Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?

Private Joker: Our side, sir.

Colonel: Don't you love your country?

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my [troops] is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the [French], because inside every [Frenchman] there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

[dan/california]

What disturbs me is the preemptive suicides when they figure out who is in command. The notes all say something about not getting hot and sweaty first, at least in present company. I am starting to take it personally.

[Peregrine]

Is there a way frag your -2 Leader and hope the next guys is better?