Nidan1 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Bin Laden was living at Abbott's house.!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Dare you venture into the Midwest? To the true Holy Land, Wisconsin? If so, I shall show you mall food courts to make your soul weep!!!!!! And give you the runs for a week! Go for it! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 What happens to drunken streakers at baseball games? Are they cheered and held up as fun loving opponents of tedium and bureaucracy, then invited to the dugouts for signed souvenirs? Absolutely. Give it a try. And when the cops—those fun loving rascals—show up to escort you to the banquet to be given in your honor, be sure to give each one a big hug and a kiss. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 What happens to drunken streakers at baseball games? Are they cheered and held up as fun loving opponents of tedium and bureaucracy, then invited to the dugouts for signed souvenirs? Well, er....no, not really....since 9/11 there are snipers posted in hidden areas of the Stadium. People who run out on the field, whether clothed or not, are immediately taken down. The crowd then has an opportunity to cheer as the body is dragged away by golf carts equipped with chains and meat hooks. Such is the state of things, since the War on Terror began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Well, er....no, not really....since 9/11 there are snipers posted in hidden areas of the Stadium. People who run out on the field, whether clothed or not, are immediately taken down. The crowd then has an opportunity to cheer as the body is dragged away by golf carts equipped with chains and meat hooks. Darn! Why did you have to go and tell him? You should have let him find out for himself, you dumb sod! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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