Sergei Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 In an alternative universe, Finns are celebrating today the 70th anniversary of their liberation from dictator Vihtori Kosola's fascist yoke by the Workers' and Peasants' Red Army led by Generalissimus Trotsky. This followed the unprovoked fascist aggression of bombing the Soviet garrison in Mainila, after which Finnish workers started an uprising in Terijoki. In commemorative events all around the People's Republic comrades are watching military parades while revolutionary songs like the following are played on radio: Curly pine-trees stand on slopes Making narrow site at the border Meet us Suomi-beauty Decorated with transparent lakes Tanks are crashing through the forests Planes barraging in the sky Low autumn sun Is shining on our bayonets We are used to victories And again we are at fight Under the red star We go by the roads of our grandfathers Lots of lies were told during these years To fool the Finnish people. But now please open to us Your wide gates Clowns and papergreasers would not Fool you any more Too often your Motherland was taken off from you We came to return it to you We are coming to help you to punish To return back your disgrace manyfolded Meet us Suomi-beauty Decorated with transparent lakes To listen to the song go here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Sergei, your babelfish needs a spell at the Betty Ford Centre. "To return back your disgrace manyfolded" ? A secondhand Newscorp paper? A moth-eaten counterpane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandur Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Meet us Suomi-beauty Decorated with transparent lakes hehe that makes me think of blonde and naked females i possibly should read up on freud, maybe he can tell me why i do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 hehe that makes me think of blonde and naked females i possibly should read up on freud, maybe he can tell me why i do... Well, you know, sometimes a cigar is just a transparent lake. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandur Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ...ah good old cigars! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 She does that rather well, don't you think? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandur Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 rather well? i say she does it perfectly! smokeing the cigar i mean...while poping her tits out like that...oh boy thats naughty, i start to sweat when i look at...them and it should be perfectly fine for US moral consideration...no nippls to be seen ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Boys, boys... let's not get sidetracked, this is a serious matter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandur Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 i cant help myself...since i posted that pic above i come in here regualy and just look at her and her cigar. i wonder if it is cuban. btw. Sergei, where you have that comic strip from? are there more where this one is comming from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tagge Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Looks like a comic by Juho Juntunen. I think Sergei himself has made the translation from finnish to english. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Actually it's a strip from Fingerpori (formerly known as Karl-Barks-Stadt) by Pertti Jarla and yes, I translated it for your pleasure. Here's another one: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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