White4 Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Thanks guys! Its not as humorous as my usual stuff, but the old guys just didn't inspire much humor, just exasperation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 1, 2002 Share Posted March 1, 2002 Originally posted by White4: Thanks guys! Its not as humorous as my usual stuff, but the old guys just didn't inspire much humor, just exasperation.W4, Actually I found that Geritol and Viagra in the right proportions produces hilarious results from the old boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Rabbit's Foot will be ready this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White4 Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Ah...Rabbits Foot ready soon...so, Leta, we will soon see who's side the Rabbit is on.. (I have this overwhelming urge to quote Khan from ST II, but I can't make it make sense!) :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Originally posted by White4: Ah...Rabbits Foot ready soon...so, Leta, we will soon see who's side the Rabbit is on.. (I have this overwhelming urge to quote Khan from ST II, but I can't make it make sense!) :mad: I had to slaughter and feed all my rabbits to the old men in Give and Take. It didn't do them any good anyway. Rabbit's Foot is only going to be a way for me to close the gap so my overall loss isn't so pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Originally posted by Vader's Jester: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by White4: Ah...Rabbits Foot ready soon...so, Leta, we will soon see who's side the Rabbit is on.. (I have this overwhelming urge to quote Khan from ST II, but I can't make it make sense!) :mad: I had to slaughter and feed all my rabbits to the old men in Give and Take. It didn't do them any good anyway. Rabbit's Foot is only going to be a way for me to close the gap so my overall loss isn't so pathetic. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 [ March 02, 2002, 10:08 PM: Message edited by: Vader's Jester ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 VJ, It'll be our little secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 Rabbit's Foot will be rolling out the door in less than an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 We're finally in the home stretch of Round 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 So, where are all those AARs for "A Bridge Too Close?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 Originally posted by SuperTed: So, where are all those AARs for "A Bridge Too Close?"Ted, Don't some tournaments award points to players who take the time to write AARs? Or penalize players who don't? Have you considered doing something like adding a few points to the score of players who contribute AARs in the later rounds of the tournament? I suspect an incentive would increase the input from the players, and I know you are looking for comments from both sides on your scenarios. All of us players, no matter how newbie we were when this tournament started, are beginning at least our fifth PBEM scenario. We are all capable of briefly reporting what happened from our point of view. And selfishly, I really enjoy reading how differently other players have managed with the same units and terrain that I had, and also how others have handled the forces my opponent had. I suspect I may have even accidently learned a few things from the others who have written AARs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White4 Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 AAR for Rabbits Foot arrgh double post! [ March 05, 2002, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: White4 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White4 Posted March 4, 2002 Share Posted March 4, 2002 AAR for Rabbits Foot (done already!) spoilers below!! - - - - - When the flying monkeys drop on turn 7, be sure to use the tinman's oil on your halberds BEFORE you engage in hand to hand. In addition, that flamethrower must be put out, or you can get no better than a draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SuperTed: So, where are all those AARs for "A Bridge Too Close?"Ted, Don't some tournaments award points to players who take the time to write AARs? Or penalize players who don't? Have you considered doing something like adding a few points to the score of players who contribute AARs in the later rounds of the tournament? I suspect an incentive would increase the input from the players, and I know you are looking for comments from both sides on your scenarios. All of us players, no matter how newbie we were when this tournament started, are beginning at least our fifth PBEM scenario. We are all capable of briefly reporting what happened from our point of view. And selfishly, I really enjoy reading how differently other players have managed with the same units and terrain that I had, and also how others have handled the forces my opponent had. I suspect I may have even accidently learned a few things from the others who have written AARs.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 Originally posted by SuperTed: I thought about that, but decided against it. The main reason was because there will undoubtedly be instances where a player will submit two sentences as an AAR and expect "full credit." I've seen this firsthand in other tournaments and I really don't want to be in the grading business.Ted, I'll be more than happy to take the pressure off you and voluntarily grade all the AARs for the Newbie Tournament. I read them all anyway! I'll start with mine and Splash's. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 Dave H is a teacher's pet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 Originally posted by Vader's Jester: Dave H is a teacher's pet! VJ, If you would bring me a fresh apple every day, you would be too. [ March 05, 2002, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: SuperTed ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 All the results for Give & Take have been submitted! The results will be posted ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 6, 2002 Share Posted March 6, 2002 Results posted. Take at look at the first page of the Newbie thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Who left this here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTed Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 My knee reconstruction AAR: Until June 10, 2001, I played on and managed two men's soccer teams. We played outdoors in the spring, summer, and fall and indoors in the winter. Having the two teams allowed me to play in almost 100 games per year! June 10, 2001 Five minutes into the game, I planted my right leg while turning my upper body to move quickly to my left. Well, unfortunately my knee disagreed with my plan and buckled sideways. For those of you who have had serious knee injuries, I don't need to tell you about the horrible sound that it makes. For those of you who have never heard that sound, I hope you never do. It is what I remember most, despite the excruciating pain I felt. Well, after the shock set in and the endorphins began to work their magic, I was able to regain my composure enough to realize that my face was still planted in the grass that was muffling my screams of pain. Fortunately, my wife was at the game and drove the car onto the field and a few of the guys helped me into it. Unfortunately, we had our dog at the park, so he needed to be taken home before we could go to the hospital. Long before arriving at the hospital, the endorphins had been exhausted and I was reminded of just how painful my injury was. Every little bump in the road was amplified many times and carried up to my knee, causing waves of pain. Once we made it to the hospital, I was able to get into the emergency room almost immediately. By this time, the pain had started subsiding (or I was adjusting to it, or both), so I was able to relax to a certain extent. Then, they first doctor examined my knee and was convinced I had severely damaged it. So, he ordered x-rays to be sure there was no hard tissue damage (i.e. broken bones). The x-rays were negative, which was a relief. After being examined by three more doctors (one being the on-call orthopedic surgeon), the consensus was that I had completely torn my anterior cruciate ligament (ACL). (Note: for those of you who don't know, the ACL prevents the lower leg from sliding forward and away from the knee.) Before any of them had a chance to start explaining what my options were, I told them I was going to play soccer again. That narrowed it down to one option: knee reconstruction surgery and a long (6-12 month) recovery process. The next step was to have a magnetic resonance image (MRI) taken of my knee to determine the extent of the damage. June 18, 2001 The MRI was a lot easier than I expected. I was told that it was difficult to remain still inside the "tube" for so long, but I found that the time went quickly and it was over before I knew it. I imagine people who are claustrophobic would have some mild problems with the experience, but I was fortunate. Now we wait to hear the results. Note: a friend of mine blew out her ACL this very evening, so she and I have been sharing the process. It has been very helpful to have her along, especially since she is a physical therapist. June 26, 2001 I see the orthopedic surgeon that will be performing the knee reconstruction surgery. Sadly, he has very bad news for me. In examining my MRI results, he has confirmed that my ACL is completely torn, which comes as no surprise. What does come as a surprise, however, is the additional damage that was done to the knee. He has discovered that my lateral collateral ligament (LCL) is partially torn. (Note: the LCL runs from the upper leg to the lower leg on the outer side of the leg, preventing the leg from buckling outward.) Now, this will not require surgical repair, but will make the ACL rehabilitation more difficult. Also, it moves the timetable for recovery further from the 6-month mark and closer to the 12-month mark. As if that was not bad enough, it was also discovered that the lateral meniscus was damaged. (Note: the meniscus is the cartilage cushion between the upper leg and lower leg and the lateral portion is on the outer side of the leg, near the LCL.) Since the damage was on more than one plane, it could not be repaired. Instead, the damaged portion would have to be removed, leaving less cushioning for my knee joint. The surgeon explains that the surgery is fairly straightforward and has a very high success rate. As a matter of fact, he has performed more than 1,300 of these operations himself! That puts my mind at ease, but I still dread the long recovery process and missing all that soccer. (Yes, there are a few Americans who are as passionate about soccer as the rest of you in the world are.) Because my surgeon is considered one of the best in the nation, he is in high demand. As a result, the earliest I can get my surgery schedule is September 12, 2001. Well, I wanted to have it done sooner, but I also want it done right. July and August, 2001 My physical therapist friend has given me some exercises I can do to be better prepared for the surgery and initial recovery. I find these to be very helpful in giving me something to do instead of dreading the surgery. Other than that, I just carry on normally, continuing to manage my soccer teams and wish I was playing. September 11, 2001 I knew this would be a very tough day for me, knowing I would be in surgery the next day. Early in the day, I was hoping to find something to distract my attention from this. Unfortunately, my wish was granted in a way I never could have imagined. I have never been so deeply affected by images on television as I was on this day and I am not ashamed to admit I shed tears for those who lost their lives. The day's horror made me realize that, despite how difficult my personal experience was, it was a walk in the park compared to those that were personally affected by what happened in Washington, D.C. and New York. September 12, 2001 Well, the big day had finally come! After a night of poor sleep (I was thinking about my surgery and I found it impossible to get the images of the World Trade Center out of my head), my wife and I made our way to the hospital. I was definitely nervous, but I think the recent events provided a perspective that prevented me from getting too worked up about it. The surgery was scheduled for 11:00, but things went so well with the one before me that I was on my way to the operating room by 10:15. That was a relief, since it would mean less waiting and worrying. As far as I know, things went smoothly during the operation. However, there was an incident in the recovery room that I will likely never forget. The doctor injects a nerve block into the upper leg to reduce the pain for 12-24 hours. The nerve is sought by applying a low voltage current to the area where the nerve should be, resulting in the quadriceps (quad) muscle firing (contracting) when it is found. Well, once my quad started firing, it continued to fire for what felt like an hour, causing me to regain consciousness. I awoke to see four people over the bed, working on getting the nerve block injected while my quad continued to fire. The reason it is so painful is because the bottom of the quad is attached to the area that just underwent surgery. After the nerve block was successfully injected, I went back to anesthesia-induced state of unconsciousness. That was a relief. The next thing I remember was regaining consciousness in my room. Shortly after I came to, my surgeon stopped by to tell me the surgery was a complete success! The knee was rebuilt and he only needed to remove 10% of my meniscus! This was a great relief to me because that meant there would be no noticeable long-term effects from that aspect of the injury. After a few hours of resting and passing the "pee before you leave" test, I was on my way home. The easy part was over... September 13, 2001 First, the drain that was inserted in my knee after surgery had to be removed. Now, I had heard how horrible this was, causing an excruciating stinging sensation that was exceeded only by the injury itself. So, I decided to take 1 1/2 vicadin painkillers (Brett Favre got them for me...cheap) about 30 minutes before arriving at the clinic. Well, in addition to the wonderful feeling from the vicadin, the nerve block in my leg was still working very nicely. So, to my amazement, I felt no pain whatsoever when the drain tube was removed. My wife tells me there were six inches of that thing in my knee, but it may as well have been six feet for all I cared at the time. Next, the physical therapy was to begin! Yes, this was about 25 hours after the surgery, but there was no point in waiting. Surprisingly, things went well and I was greatly encouraged by the overall success of the day. October and November, 2001 I am meeting with my physical therapist two each week and working on exercises at home. Initially, some of the exercises make me feel like my leg is going to fall off, but I gradually improve to the point where my limp is almost gone. November 28, 2001 I receive a very special gift for my 36th birthday. According to my surgeon, the period for highest risk of re-injury is around nine weeks from the surgery date. Well, today marks the eleven-week anniversary and I am told I am officially out of the woods! Now, I can crank up the intensity of my PT without fear of doing more harm than good. For me, this was like passing the first test of many to come. December, 2001 and January, 2002 I continue working hard at getting my leg stronger. Also, I find my continued involvement with the soccer teams to be highly motivational. I have weekly reminders of why I am working so hard at PT. January 17, 2002 On the advice of my physical therapist, I obtain a three-month medical membership at a local health club. This marks another significant step in the recovery process because it means I am able to start weight-training and sport-specific exercises. I am anxious to start my program and get myself ready to play soccer again. January 24, 2002 I have my first strength test, a measure of how strong each leg is and how much difference there is between them. I am told that I should expect to be nowhere near the goals I need to reach before I can be cleared to play soccer again. Well, guess what? That's exactly what happened. Despite knowing in advance that I should not expect to do well, I must admit I was crushed when I saw the results. I thought I was doing so well that I would set new records for the fastest recovery ever, but my bubble was burst. I was feeling miserable until I saw my surgeon afterward. He asked why I was feeling so down and I told him I was very disappointed with my test results. He said I should be thrilled by the results. He explained that he had seen people in worse shape who were two months further into their recovery than I was! He said my expectations were unreasonably high, but my results were ahead of schedule! He told me to keep working hard and I may just be able to shorten the recovery time. That is all I needed to hear because it meant only one thing to me: more soccer! February, 2002 After hearing how well I was doing, I redoubled my efforts at PT and the health club. There were days when I did not want to go, but all I had to do was look at the results of the strength test and I soon found myself on the way to go work out. During this time, I can really start to feel my leg getting stronger, my knee regaining its stability, and my confidence in the entire set-up returning. February 25, 2002 Disaster strikes! While exercising, I feel a mild but noticeable twinge in my knee. I immediately stop and return home to rest and ice it. Over the next few days, I notice a pain on either side of my knee. I am very concerned that I did some damage, so I call my physical therapist to get his advice. He explains that I just overworked the leg and it will need to rest until the pain is gone. Dammit! This is not what I need! Things were going so well and now I have to stop and probably lose ground. Well, I guess I'll rest and let things run their course. Unfortunately, this rest period lasted nine days! March 7, 2002 Today, I have my second leg strength test. I am not very optimistic, since it has been so long since I last exercised. As expected, the test results were very disappointing. They were better than the first test, but again they were nowhere near where I wanted them to be. Well, as before I then consulted with my surgeon to review the test results. He said they could be better, but what he said next made me nearly fall off the table. According to the test results, I had passed the threshold for returning to playing soccer again! I couldn't believe it! I had to ask him to repeat that two or three times to be sure I hadn't imagined it. As he graciously repeated, I was officially cleared to play soccer again! There have been several significant events in my life, but this one ranks very close to the top. When I started this journey of recovery, I always expected to miss at least the 2002 spring session if not part of the 2002 summer session as well. Well, it looks like all my hard work paid dividends and I was able to recover in less than six months from a surgery that was expected to keep me sidelined for as long as 12 months. Next Tuesday, I plan to celebrate the 6-month anniversary of my surgery by playing soccer again! The Future Despite being cleared to play again, that does not mean my recovery is complete. I am going to continue working at it until I have exceeded 100% of all my goals. Then I can officially stop moving away from the injury and start moving toward becoming a good soccer player again. [ March 08, 2002, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: SuperTed ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Bill Wilder Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Been somewhat down that painful Knee road and recovery ST, on both of mine. I sympathize with you fully. Wonderful to know you are quickly (?) getting up to speed. Take care my friend. I wish you the best with it. Wild Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffsmith Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Legs?? They actually issued you legs ?? You Lucky S.O.B. They were out when I got the the Supply Sgt. Glad to hear your progress went so well Surgery & PT stinks this I can speak on with Authority But you posted this in the right thread, Newbie Smitty (Veteran of 25 orthopedic surgeries) ps has anyone ever told you you were "driven"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 8, 2002 Share Posted March 8, 2002 Congratulations SuperTed! I too have been down the knee surgery and PT road, and I appreciate what you've accomplished. I actually did the surgery part myself, slicing my knee open on an old piece of sheet metal. I thought it was a bad cut, but when the X-ray tech lifted the sheet to look and turned his face away I knew I was in trouble. He told me there had been a guy in earlier who slashed his leg with a chain saw, but my knee was worse, immediately raising my morale level hugely. One question. When you're back full-time into this "sokker" cult, will that be the end of the Newbie Tournament? Seems like your time has to be limited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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