Monty's Double Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Dear God, a Peng spillage. Vroop! Vroop! Stand back people, that stuff's corrosive; it could eat through your moral fibre in seconds. Specially trained teams of asbestos-clad lawyers are being parachuted in to clear it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Once opposing forces are in contact and shooting at each other, I spend half an hour to an hour on each turn of a 1000-point game, more or less evenly divided between watching the movie from the point of view of different units, both friendly and enemy, and plotting the next turn's moves. Not entirely realistic, I suppose, but that's how I like to do it. Michael Then how come you suck so much at the game? I suppose it's because at that turn rate you must get through 2 PBEM games a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Is this really Peng spillage as much as hard-up dweebs flocking like pidgeons because Kitty (if thats her real name) might be the only attractive female that they actually interact with? Me thinks that MrPeng is actually Kitty. Or Kitty is really MrPeng. Take yer pick. PS That Interested? response has scarred my memory for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: "Immortals of the Apocalypso" Famine, Is that like an all-star band that plays Carribean funeral music or a typo? =) Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: Is this really Peng spillage as much as hard-up dweebs flocking like pidgeons because Kitty (if thats her real name) might be the only attractive female that they actually interact with? Me thinks that MrPeng is actually Kitty. Or Kitty is really MrPeng. Take yer pick. PS That Interested? response has scarred my memory for life. Nope. My real name's Debbi. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Once opposing forces are in contact and shooting at each other, I spend half an hour to an hour on each turn of a 1000-point game, more or less evenly divided between watching the movie from the point of view of different units, both friendly and enemy, and plotting the next turn's moves. Not entirely realistic, I suppose, but that's how I like to do it. Michael Then how come you suck so much at the game? I suppose it's because at that turn rate you must get through 2 PBEM games a year. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: ...an all-star band that plays Carribean funeral music...Hmm, you've just given me an idea. Hold on... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 My all-time favorite calypso band was called Lord Invader and the Twelve Penetrators. I always thought that name showed a lot of class, as well as an acute insight into the world situation. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: My real name's Debbi."Debbi"? "Debbi"???!!! OMG. I shall have to open a fresh bottle of Olde Rotgut to try to erase the memory of that. Don't worry dear, your horrible secret is safe with me. I wouldn't dream of repeating that anywhere. [Debbi...?] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: My real name's Debbi."Debbi"? "Debbi"???!!! OMG. I shall have to open a fresh bottle of Olde Rotgut to try to erase the memory of that. Don't worry dear, your horrible secret is safe with me. I wouldn't dream of repeating that anywhere. [Debbi...?] Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I had a girlfriend named Debbi. She broke my heart. It still affects me. Even today, if I heard that stoats had eaten her alive, I'd dance a little jig of despair. And I would take more than a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: My real name's Debbi."Debbi"? "Debbi"???!!! OMG. I shall have to open a fresh bottle of Olde Rotgut to try to erase the memory of that. Don't worry dear, your horrible secret is safe with me. I wouldn't dream of repeating that anywhere. [Debbi...?] Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: My real name's Debbi."Debbi"? "Debbi"???!!! OMG. I shall have to open a fresh bottle of Olde Rotgut to try to erase the memory of that. Don't worry dear, your horrible secret is safe with me. I wouldn't dream of repeating that anywhere. [Debbi...?] Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I had a girlfriend named Debbi. She broke my heart.I too once knew a girl named Debbi long years ago. She had a magnificent pair of hooters and gave me a couple outstanding lays. But then, she was balling practically everybody at the time, so I don't know if that counts. I wonder if it could have been the same girl? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: "Eris", as in the Greek goddess of chaos seems appropriate. Duly noted. But not quite as musical as is called for I think. As long as we are in a classical mood, Hebe has some interesting implications, and sounds good as well. But let's have some more suggestions. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I had a girlfriend named Debbi. She broke my heart.I too once knew a girl named Debbi long years ago. She had a magnificent pair of hooters and gave me a couple outstanding lays. But then, she was balling practically everybody at the time, so I don't know if that counts. I wonder if it could have been the same girl? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Nope. My real name's Debbi. Kitty Oddly enough, so is Peng's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I like that movie 'Pengie does Dallas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: I like that movie 'Pengie does Dallas' The remake had no class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *flees*Tsk, tsk. I am very disappointed in you, Kitty. I had thought you were made of sterner stuff. Here I had visions of you strapping on your skis for 40 miles cross-country every morning before breakfast, your trusty Kragg-Jorgenson strapped across your shoulders in hopes of encountering a bear... I see I shall have to mail you a white feather. Sad, so sad. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: My goodness you're anal. Interested? Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Piddles, you really need to work on this envy thing you have or it will lead to the complete unraveling of the last pathetic shreds of intellect remaining to you after those marathon bouts of googlebation you indulge in. Buck up, lad. You can kick the habit if you really try. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 smoooooooth operator smooooooth operat-ah! I guess I am just jealous of your charming ways. You are a regular James Bond...{ahem, apologies to Sean Connery} "Well, Miss Moneypenny, Interested in some Anal are we?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 This thread is so over. Emrys, you watch yourself around a Lady of the 'Pool. You're a bit on the edge with me, lad. Mr Tittles, work out your post-neutering angst somewhere else. We would feel your pain if...no, wait, we wouldn't. I wish I had a wide-screen, Collector's Edition DVD of your pain. I'd watch it every Friday night, with refreshments to not exceed $4 for any given bottle and hotwings. Kitty...oh, well, do what you will. You will anyways. Moderators, please put a bullet in this bugger. The actual topic has already moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Grandma Seanachai. Has a nice ring to it. Or Granny Seanachai??... I think I like that better! Granny Seanachai: This thread is so over!! {I like when old people use youngish lingo. Funny.} Granny Seanachai: Wheres the BEEF?? Where's the Moderator??? Where's my TEETH???? [ December 18, 2003, 01:03 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Tittles ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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