_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: axe is falling......and I can't get up!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Gamey hoors that got turns: Snarker and Teddy Gamey hoors who owe me turns: Prinz Eugen, MasterGoodale, Dave H, and Soddball BTW, Soddball what have you got in the way of scenarios? I would like a go at "Cheery Waffle" and both Dave H and Axe2121 reviled "Kneiber Dam" so that might interesting to take for a spin as well. What ever became of your 22,000 point grand scenario? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Hey Nippy. I'll get to the Cheery Waffle setup tomorrow. Which for you is last week. Axe2121, time traveller. Hey Soddball. They're talking trash about you in the GF. Or are you really in love with Doug Beman? The truth is a good defense against libel. [ June 12, 2003, 10:23 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Hey Nippy. I'll get to the Cheery Waffle setup tomorrow. Which for you is last week. Axe2121, time traveller. And I thought the medication the Doctor gave me made me loopy. So... Axe2121 - Is time traveling into the past to tell his past self that, "no", she won't press charges. Robohn - Is not only very prompt with turns, but also managed to say out of my LOS during the setup phase. Shosties4th - You're buying forces, not the Crown Jewels. So make with the turn. More madness to be posted later. I'm off to work now. Edit: I'm baaccckkkk! :mad: [ June 13, 2003, 03:20 AM: Message edited by: Nippy ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Gamey hoors that got turns: Snarker and Teddy Gamey hoors who owe me turns: Prinz Eugen, MasterGoodale, Dave H, and Soddball BTW, Soddball what have you got in the way of scenarios? I would like a go at "Cheery Waffle" and both Dave H and Axe2121 reviled "Kneiber Dam" so that might interesting to take for a spin as well. What ever became of your 22,000 point grand scenario? My 22,000 point scenario, Alpine Summer, is looking for a pair of volunteers to suffer it. It's a Russian assault with regimental sized forces against a German force holed up in a valley. I had a blast playtesting it and left a trail of smouldering armour and heaps of artillerised bodies. I'm assembling another couple of scenarios but nothing to choose from apart from Forward Recon, (still being playtested, 1,000 points total), Inferno, Kneiber Dam and the beta version of Cheery Waffles. Take your pick. Turns out when I get a chance. I am being force-fed culture this evening so no beer and wanking for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Just started setting up Soddball's Cheery Waffle scenario against Nippy. All I can say is, "Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" [rubs hands together gleefully] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Sig test. Anyone want to show up at the Waring House Inn Sept. 13 at about, oh, three-ish, dressed as an elephant? I'll make it worth your while.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Is the groom developing cold feet? Your quote from Homer doesn't sound so thrilled about the idea of a wedding. Neither does asking us to show up dressed as elephants. I should have said BRIBING us to show up dressed as elephants! [ June 13, 2003, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Anyone want to show up at the Waring House Inn Sept. 13 at about, oh, three-ish, dressed as an elephant?Wow, they named a county after me. Don't you Canadians have any class or culture of your own? Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Anyone want to show up at the Waring House Inn Sept. 13 at about, oh, three-ish, dressed as an elephant?Wow, they named a county after me. Don't you Canadians have any class or culture of your own? Teddy </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Soddball, I agree with you. Those Canadians have been dimming our glory for far too long! Something must be done about this huge lurking menace to the north. It's high time we saw some "regime change" in Ottawa. Maybe an American invasion similar to the one so graphically portrayed in "Canadian Bacon". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Soddball, I agree with you. Those Canadians have been dimming our glory for far too long! Something must be done about this huge lurking menace to the north. It's high time we saw some "regime change" in Ottawa. Maybe an American invasion similar to the one so graphically portrayed in "Canadian Bacon". Cripes. The Canadian's don't have many military left after the recent governments - smaller than NYC's police force. Our Salvation Army could take them over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Besides, they're right next door to the Americans, whose only culture grows in vats. I'll have you know America has lots of culture! Things like: Pop music! Rap music! Pre torn and dirtied jeans! Fatty foods that give you heart attacks! Movies that aren't cluttered by stupid things like "plot" or "character development"! Pepsi! Date rape drugs! Binge drinking! Reality TV shows! ...on second thought, I'll take the stuff in the vats. [ June 13, 2003, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: Nippy ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Maybe an American invasion similar to the one so graphically portrayed in "Canadian Bacon". You mean there's actually an American who has seen that movie? :eek: Didn't Alan Alda make a compelling president? And as for the defense of our home and native land, two words -- rabid beavers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hubba Hubba! Let me invade your country's infestation of rabid beaver!! I'd always heard that American and Canadian girls get pretty hot for us well-spoken, sophisticated English gents. Now I know it's true, there's no stopping me. I must plan a Shagadelic American Holiday - without the wench finding out, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Sig test. Anyone want to show up at the Waring House Inn Sept. 13 at about, oh, three-ish, dressed as an elephant? I'll make it worth your while.... I would but the last time I tried to order a drink dressed as an elephant the authorities were called. Its a long story and might have had something to do with not wearing pants. Don't remember all the details as I was drunk at the time. Would I have to wear pants this time? :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I must plan a Shagadelic American Holiday.Aren't you worried about all the Yanks reminding you who saved your asses not once, but twice? Funniest scene in A Fish Called Wanda -- when Otto (Kevin Klein) is telling Archie (John Cleese) that without the Americans the British would all be singing "Deutschland uber alles." Archie's retort -- Oh yeah, what about Vietnam? You got your arse whupped real good there didn't ya? Otto -- We didn't lose Vietnam! It was a tie! Best scene though, was when Otto has Ken (Michael Pallin) the stutterer/animal lover tied up and is threatening to eat his fish if he doesn't give him information. Ken: "You ba-ba-ba-ba" Otto: "Better eat the green one?" Bwahahahahaha!!!!! Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I play hooky from "work" for what? One turn from snarker(loser). WTF?!? I am so bored I am tempted to go Gaylord Focker on this thread. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 During my PBEM hiatus I played "Island Attack" by JAck Ryan. Interesting scenario. German paratroopers versus a Russian island garrison. It recomended that you play first as the Germans and then as the Russians. Be warned, its like 70 tunrs or something, so set aside some time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 adding to Nippy's list of things great AND American: -Porn, don't forget the porn -Cheese. Cheese is like porn for your belly. -the Internet. Invented by none other than Al Gore, what a swell guy. -muscle cars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 If I keep this up one of you hoors is gonna have to start a new one of these. :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Sig test. Anyone want to show up at the Waring House Inn Sept. 13 at about, oh, three-ish, dressed as an elephant? I'll make it worth your while.... I would but the last time I tried to order a drink dressed as an elephant the authorities were called. Its a long story and might have had something to do with not wearing pants. Don't remember all the details as I was drunk at the time. Would I have to wear pants this time? :confused: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Oh, BTW maggots, it has been pointed out (quite correctly) that the sig lines are, well a breech of etiquette because of length. As is list of "Daddies" and "Biyatches" for similar reasons. There for and here for and any other for the lawyers like, I will aknowledge a victory with a post of the witticism of the victors choosing and will expect the same of my victims. Snarker this wouldn't have anything to do with your impending, over-feckin-whelming, all-consuming defeat would it? Even MasterGoodale has enough room in his sig for listing his daddies. Speaking of MG the maggot is sending the entire population of the Ukraine at my lines right now. Unfortunately he choose "The Valley of Death" approach. What fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Oh, BTW maggots, it has been pointed out (quite correctly) that the sig lines are, well a breech of etiquette because of length. Now what idjit would make you think that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 YEA, what he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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