Need facts for a new sc resource center - need help

[JerseyJohn]

Hueristic and disorder need to be in there too.

I'm starting to search through the threads they posted in.

If we include posts with images there would be a lot more good ones to work with, CvM posted some great ones last year.

I just noticed this opening gem from the Kuniworth-Disorder SC Match of the Century!

" posted August 10, 2003 06:47 PM

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"Live from the lair of disorder, the pbem-reload cave...tonight ladies(and we now there's a lot of you outthere) and gentlemen, we bring you a truely clash of titans!!! Two giants collides in a SC game to settle things straight. Is kuniworth really gay? Is Kuniworth a nazi-prison guard? Is Kuniworth insane? The stake is high...the loser will have to post a message from the winner in his sig for 100 posts.

...And in the blue corner and the hero of the people, the sollution to confusion the one and only;

Kuniworth Baaaaaaaaalboa!!!!

"and in the red corner, the notorious slander of Kuniworth, also known as the border of disorder or the chaos engine ....we bring ya

Diiiiisoooooooooorder!!!!"

-- Kuniworth, from the SC Match of the Century.

[ June 05, 2004, 10:26 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ]

[kurt88]

How's the new site coming Captain?

Or are you too busy playing EUII and posting on the Paradox forums?

[ July 22, 2004, 10:22 AM: Message edited by: kurt88 ]

[Kuniworth]

Hm I'm on vacation, will deal with this later.

Yes I'm into EU 2 now days. Hell of a game I tell ya.

[Kuniworth]

july 27th

"Have you been drinking again?

Or are you just another poor victim of the X-files?"

Roosevelt45(the 2nd)

[Kuniworth]

"I haven't been following the forum much lately so I assume this is some kind of joke thread, like the Peng threads or somefink?"

Bruce70 on a sc2 thread

[Kuniworth]

"If most people think it stinks, they keep their money and Hubert has to live on SPAM and generic soda until he makes a new and better game".

Steve Grammont, sc 2 discussions

[Kuniworth]

"Why does everyone who objects to a certain change get always flamed "anti-change"...Just because 1st-person 3D view works in Battlefield 1942 doesn't mean it would work in SC2"

Excel

[Kuniworth]

"This poor horse has been beaten into a can of SPAM"

JP Wagner getting angry

"Whether you like tiles or believe that hexes are sanctioned by God and to use otherwise risks burning in Hell, I don't really care."

Steve Grammont tiles/hexes discussion

"I am one of those monsters that eats good game designs for breakfast and ****s them out in hexes."

Holyman tiles/hexes discussion

"While I must say that there have been some interesting posts in this thread, the poor horse has been beaten into an unrecognizable pile of goo"

JP Wagner

"No horse is too dead to beat"

Bill Macon

[Kuniworth]

New ones...

"I am pretty sure that if i showed up (dressed as an environment activist) in Rambos home pub in Boise and triumphantly said "Hey guys. How can you even sit here watching American Football while there are so much more important to do in our world?" I am sure I would be met with "booooooooh!"

Zappsweden

"Now, looking at the history of your posts. It appears you like to post "one-line", with no substance. Hmmm, what do I see now? You're a liberal from Canada, that explains alot."

Rambo

"Hey Beverly Hills Member 90210 or whatever...So you want to make a mockery out of anyone with another opinion than yours. Arse!"

Zappsweden on respecting others

[Kuniworth]

new ones...

”A great thanks to Martin(Moon) and BF for paying the expenses at the sanatarium. I really feel rehabilitated now and my spamming-tendencies are long gone.”

Kuniworth returns from a banning

“Yeah yeah... now somebody wil have to pay for *my* expenses at the sanatorium. I think I'll charge Hubert.”

Moon

” Because you have no imagination, lad. Think back to that night, remember? Who banned us? The meanest moderator on the board. Who showed up the next day all sweet and humble? That same moderator. Know what? He was assimilated...BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

It's not Boggs/Jersey.

It's Boggs/Jersey/Moon....

BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[edit]-Oh yeah, I'll probably be back later to lock this one up.”

Jim Boggs

“They want to bring the Legend down. Why? I'm a very good looking guy who scores chicks, smart, head-cracks oppponents in SC, & can dance. I drive live somebody with a new licence in 1955, make money like Warren Buffett, score tang like Larry Flint/James Bond, entertain like Dean Martin, slapstick beside Jay Leno, play baseball better than Barry Bonds, speak better than Billy Graham”

Rambo

“and our next award....MOST SILLY PREDICTIONS BY SOMEONE FROM A NATION UNABLE TO DEFEND HERSELF......and the winner is: Kuniworth”

disorder

“regarding my post insinuating that you were all a bunch of lame old codgers about to die...i have to get that inflection that means "sarcasm" down in my typing. sorry, havent perfected that one yet”

disorder

“And what have we got now? Folks DEFENDING some supposed right to be immature in somebody else's store and being shocked that discipline is being imposed. Go into Sears or Walmart and have a vulgar shouting match and see what the owners of the business do to you.”

Bill Macon(pzgndr)

“Everyone, save certified Psychopaths, or NY Yankee Owners, should have another chance in Life, or SC forum activities”

Immer Etwas

[JerseyJohn]

Kuniworth

Excellent choices -- and particularly good to see our old friend disorder represented among them.

[Kuniworth]

"Kuni: How are things in Wonderland? Are you in the asylum or are you running it?"

Arax 3

[Kuniworth]

"You can't ban Rambo, my faith in humanity might return if you do"

Roosevelt45(the 2nd)

[kurt88]

The Roosevelt incident or how the Belgian Empire failed to rise once more :

Kuniworth, you fascist bastard, I'm seriously considering downloading the demo of CM

Roosevelt45

That's the spirit!

Stregnth Through Nonsense! It sounds nobler in Latin, I hope someone will do the translation.

JJ

Wrong, newbie arsholer!!!

Kuniworth

I've been here for over a year, almost a year and a half.

I don't know how much time you have to spent at a forum to get rid of the 'newbie' status

Roosevelt45

Puppy love

kurt88

The Two Towers or how Les turned to the dark side:

Les I will explain; Les Dorosh aint but sometimes acts like Sauron. This makes kwazydog Saruman. They are looking to control the middle earth(that would be the general forum) but they need the smack to do it. One smack to rule them all. One smack to find them and in the darkness bind them! But unfortunately for them we the brave hobbitts got the smack hidden in Rambo baggins. Now, we can't let them have our good ole' smack can we? Problem is we can't use smack on them like in the movies because the smack belongs to Seanachai, Dorosh etc so if we use it they can see where we are and what we are doing.

So like the fellowship we must reach mount doom and throw the smack into the fire destroying it for all time. To do that we must stick up for each other, unite and bring forth peace, love and understanding instead to change the attitude in the GF.

Question now is; do you want to be Gollum the treachous or Faramir the loyal brother?

it's up to you.

Kuniworth

[ October 16, 2004, 05:22 AM: Message edited by: kurt88 ]

[Kuniworth]

October 16th, 2004

"Everyone's gotten so bitchy about me saying a couple of words. It appears i've stirred up a hornets nest. "HE SAID A BAD WORD! BAN THAT NUMPTY!"

Col. Gen. Guderian

This board is like an alternate dimension from the music boards that I usually attend.

Col. Gen. Guderian

"First, I complement you and the moderators for keeping a very civil board."

Artos

"I'll take your heine and give you a good spanking! I'll take the 39 campaign on beginner level. Siberian transfer on, fog on, free french on, partisan on, entry for other countries random. No undo. If you are brave even to commit suicide of giving me two experience levels, I will take that too."

Aesop 123

"Playing you wouldn't violate my non-compete retirement pension bonus, more like an exhibition. I figure it won't take long."

Jon J Rambo

” I think weird is the wrong term to use, I say "most unique": Immer Etwas”

Comrade Trapp

“may 16th,

Blashy spotted in Counterstrike forum.

Thats treason! There can only be one punishment -

banning.”

Kuniworth

“Ok I just think everyone needs to cool off here. Things are getting out off hand and people are beginning to show signs of insanity. Some guys are running amoc hailing master reich killers and others are smoking pot. This is unhealthy.”

Kuniworth

” This TREAD is CLOSED ...or let´s say everybody answering from now is an idiot”

Dragonheart

“Man you are accusing you yourself fu.. now i m an idiot too”

Dragonheart

“Blashy what the hell is wrong with you? Why do you always have to tell everyone they are gay, loonies or dumbasses? You ask for a discussion and then you tell everyone to piss off”

Kuniworth

“ya know, karma is a grand thing. Ask either of my two women.

Ya I said 2. And the only reason it ain't 3 or more, is frankly I am not 20 any more hehe.”

Les the Sarge

“Les --- Yeah, we know. You're the most honest, a great guy, blah-blah-blah...”

Jon J Rambo

“Hmm, you know, I don't own a car, I don't have a gun, no credit card.

Never played sports at school so no lettered jacket.

Heck if I look in my shorts, it is in keeping with the fact I am also only 5'7" eh, less than the average”

Les the Sarge

“Let them delude themselves calling themselves hollow champions of nothingness. This is the problem that we have nowadays, instant gratification - no values, no work ethic, etc...etc... Look who we elected president, a drunkard, frat boy, who can't add simple fractions much less carry an intelligent conversation.”

Aesopo 123

“ASSmyPoo123 --- Suddenly I don't like you. I love George Bush. I was a frat boy too who likes to drink beer. It's better than a Christ-Rejector who burned the US Flag in England during 'Nam. George got saved in the mid-80's, led to the Lord by the Rev. Billy Graham, we are all sinners.”

Jon J Rambo

“Big man youre out! Kuni is in da house. Ya you know it's true wienerschnitzel-lova'”

Kuni sends a challenge to Rambo

“"Kuni in da house"? Are you Will Smith & Martin suddenly? Watching reruns of American T.V. will melt your mind, son. T.V. isn't real, role models like Beavis & Butthead is intelligence poisoning. The only house you're in is your mom's...you probably hear this being shouted into your messy room..."Puni, get off the computer, go get a job, being 27 years old & living with your mother is not how life is suppose to go. When are you going to clean this room, it's full of pop bottles, now hurry about before your dad gets home."”

Rambo

“THE REAL RAMBO(song; the eminem song about slim shady)

"looks like we're gonna have a problem here"

Ya'll act like you never seen a loud person before

Jaws on the floor likr Rambo and JJ just burst through the door.

I started whoopin' in ass worse then before.

they first were flankin, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Mister Rambo said... nothing you grognards!

Rambo's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Old Time gamers love CvM {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "CARL Manny, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around trashin this rambo foo

usin' his panzers on you," "Yeah, but he's so smart though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in Rambo's 'puter room.

Some times i just wanna get on the forum and let loose. But i cant, but its cool For Kuni to kill a dead Moose.

"My panzers on your flanks, My panzers on your flanks, and Im lucky i might just give ur Air fleet a little dank." And that the message he give to little kids and expect not to know what the Nazi party is.

Of course they gonna know what Barbarossa is by the time they hit 10th Grade they got the History Channel Dont they?

"We ain't nothing but grognards.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can flank dead panzer truppen and antelopes

then there's no reason that my industrial tech i cant develope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Otto wave your website round, sing the chorus and it sounds

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Jersey John don't gotta cuss in his posts to get attention

well I do, so flank him and flank you too!

You think I give a damn about that army?

Half of your airfleets can't even reach me, let alone hurt me

"But Ram, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to CvM?

DAmn, Comrades Trapp better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Hubert Cater and Madmatt

and hear 'em argue over who can delete that

Your little sub, robs me of MPP

"Yeah, he's tought, but I think his fleet is sunk , hee-hee!"

I should download this demo on BFC

and show the whole world how you gave CvM Victory {*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you little spammers and yammers, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a flank like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your Forum room

The only difference is I got the gual to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the thread and spit it

and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just kid it

better than ninety percent of you posters out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these games like dames

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the college Dorm gamin'

Kickin Krauts arses when I'm flankin round ur fortress

And I'm workin but this whole bag of Airfleets isn't working

And every single person is a Real Rambo lurkin

He could be workin at Best Buy, spittin on your SC9

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I just took France!"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Rambo please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?”

Carl von Mannerheim

“He doesn't spread hate, he just feels that if you aren't identical to his own religious beliefs you'll go to hell.”

Jersey, defending Rambo

“Zapp's song(Song; Eminem - Stan)

My game's gone cold I'm wondering why I..

got out of Poland at all

The strategic bombers clouds up my frontline..

and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

but one day you gotta fall

and it reminds me, that I'm not so bad,

I'm not so bad..

[Eminem as 'Zapp']

Dear Terif, I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two e-mails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem with the servers or somethin

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your airfleets?

My luftwaffe's level 3 too, this game’s bout to go even farther

If I get Rambo to a slaughter, guess what I'ma call me?

I'ma name myself Air-king

I read about the panzerliga gaming too I'm sorry

I had a tank kill himself over some hexes who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even read the spanish gambit **** that you did with Condor

I got a room full of your AAR:s and your tactics man

I like the **** you played with Dragon too, that **** was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Zapp

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Zapp']

Dear Terif, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's ****ED UP you don't challenge fans

If you didn't wanna play me cause’ you think Im a looney

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Kuni

That's my fellow swede man, he's only six years old

We waited in the latest AAR for you,

four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty ****ty man - you're like his ****in idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met at battlefront - you said if I'd play you

you would play me back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew Irish Guards neither;

he used to always cheat on fellow players and beat them

I can relate to what you're saying in your report

so when I have a ****ty day, I drift carriers away and put 'em in a port

cause I don't really got rockets else so that ship helps when I'm depressed

I even lose to Liam when I don’t get the rest

Sometimes I even spend myself to see how much fleets

It's like adrenaline, the mmp is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you type is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

Moon’s jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But he don't know you like I know you Terif, no one does

he don't know what it was like for people like us climbin the ratings’ up

You gotta play me man, I'll be the biggest foe you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Zapp -- P.S.

We should do an AAR together too

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Zapp']

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Play-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last save I ever send your ass

It's been six day and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two e-mails;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my save-game I'm sending you, I hope you analyze it

I'm in France right now, I'm doing 90 along the coastway

Hey Terif, I dow a bunch of minor, you dare me to a game?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

about that guy who coulda saved that newbie from spending mmp

but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found jets level 5?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from the carrier bug

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 rambo-game now, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was a fow-sniffer or a call

I hope you know I ripped ALL of your postings off the wall

I love you Terif, we coulda played together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Terif; {*screaming*} Shut up Jersey! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey Terif, that's Kurt88 screamin for a u-boat sunk

but I didn't slit his attack, I just tied him up in France, see I ain't like you

cause if he boggs down he'll suffer more, and then he'll surrender too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at barbarossa now

Oh ****, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this cookie-cutter out?

{*air-attacks squeal*} {*CRASH*}

.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

{Chorus: Dido}

[Terif]

Dear Zapp, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your Rambo game's going well, how far along is it?

Look, I'm really flattered you would call flank that

and here's an autograph for Kuni,

I wrote it in padlocked thread

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the AAR, I musta missed you

Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you

But what's this **** you said about you like to cut your IT-cost too?

I say that **** just clownin dogg,

c'mon - how ****ed up is you?

You got some issues Zapp, I think you need some counseling

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when air-fleets get down some

And what's this **** about us meant to play together?

That type of ****'ll make me not want us to play each other

I really think you and Rambo need each other

or maybe you just need to flank him better

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you lose the game, I think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Zapp

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy turns

I seen this one axis-**** in the forum a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude went amoc and sacrificed his tanks over some hex

and had his BB quickly sunk, and he was fooled by his foes bid

and in the thread they found a save, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

Damn!”

Kuniworth

THE TERIF SONG;

” Somebody To Blame (The Terrible song)

(Song; Jim Carrey - Somebody To Love)

When the flaws are found to be fixed

And all carrier strategies will be nichts

Don't you want somebody to blame

Don't you need somebody to blame

Wouldn't you love somebody to hate

You better find somebody to blame

When the newbie quarters, they are gone, yes

And (so) the Yoda classes has nothing going on

Don't you want somebody to blame

Don't you need somebody to blame

I'd really like somebody to hate

But it's hard to find somebody to blame

Your league, I saw your rule, it looks like ****

But in your head mr Green

I'm afraid you don't know Sportmanship

Don't you want somebody to blame

Don't you need somebody to blame

Wouldn't you love somebody to hate

You better find somebody to blame

Sweat is running, running in your bed

Though your worshippers baby, they treat you like a King

Don't you want somebody to blame

Don't you need somebody to blame

I'd really like somebody to hate

But it's hard to find somebody to blame”

Zappsweden

"I don't know how things get done in Canuck land, because I won't even go there, cause I don't want to bump into two guys holding hands & wearing wedding rings, nor do I want to visit any former American draft dodgers."

Jon J Rambo

"“Desert Dave --- YOU'VE got to be kidding me or you're brain lives in a desert, Desert Dave”

Jon J Rambo

THE RAMBO SONG;

"Born down in a Boise's town

The first tech roll i took was when i hit the ground

You end up like a Icon that's been beat too much

Till you spend half your life just smacking up

Born in the u.s.a., i was born in the u.s.a.

I was born in the u.s.a., born in the u.s.a.

Got in a R.A.C.K hometown jam

So they put a mouse in my hand

Sent me off to a SC land

To go and kill the green man

Born in the u.s..a.... "

Jon J Rambo

"Rise! Zebra lord of terror. I am Lucky Zebra but you will address me by the name of Herr Zebra. Understood?"

[Kuniworth]

"And some days I would like to lock the lot of you up with Mad Cow's Steakhouse and show you whiners what smack looks like."

Les the Sarge

“Desert Dave --- YOU'VE got to be kidding me or you're brain lives in a desert, Desert Dave”

Jon J Rambo

“You are a pussy. The real crusaders were outnumbered but still went to liberate the holy land. Now you say -"hey guys you know what. Combat mission is an awesome game so lets leave it be. Let those trolls have the place for themselves"

You gotta be some typical pacifist liberal who could'nt give a damn about suffering or equality. What if US and UK during world war 2 would have said -"-hey guys you know what. German occupation of Belgium is an awesome thing so lets leave it be. Let those SS murderers have the place for themselves"”

Kuniworth teaching Roosevelt45 a story

” Anyway, you attack people like some kind of Jason Vorhees from frday the 13th movies urging for this to be a slaughterhouse of insults while we try to not camp at Crystal lake in the first place. You see what I'm getting at? Then you try to literally dress up Jersey to be Mrs Vorhees and say that she I mean he is responsible for her sons actions but Jersey prtobably has not even seen all movies of that series!!! You see what I'm getting at??”

Kuniworth

” You flip flop more than John Kerry. For Kuni, against Kuni. Kuni is deranged, Kuni is a genious. Kuni masturbates, Kuni does'nt masturbate etc. Kuni this Kuni that.”

Kuniworth

[JerseyJohn]

Kuni & Kurt

Inspired selections -- a lot of those things actually make more sense out of context!

[Curry]

Kuni,

That one post may go into the record books as the longest post of all times.

[JerseyJohn]

Curry

There was a longer one by Wolfe two years or so back. It was one huge paragraph that went on forever.

A list of improvements he wanted Hubert to read.

Hundreds of them!

I found it -- It was consecutive posts, both gigantic. There were spaces between the paragraphs but I remembered it as a huge solid block -- if you read them you'll remember them that way too!

< Wolfe's Endless Dec 2002 Message, scroll to top of page >

[ October 15, 2004, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ]

[jon_j_rambo]

@Kuni --- How about adding a couple of more songs that I'm reminded of while playing SC.

Should I Stay or Should I Go, by The Clash (best played when you're the French)

Wolfgang you gotta let me know

Should i stay or should i go?

If Manstein says that you are on time

I'll be here making' the operand chime

Helmut you got to let know

Should i stay or should i go?

Always tanks tanks tanks

Fritz is happy when i'm on the run

One day is fine, next is black

So if you want me off your Cap

Well come on and let me know

Should i stay or should i go?

Should i stay or should i go now?

Should i stay or should i go now?

If i go there will be trouble

An' if i stay it will be double

So come on and let me know

[jon_j_rambo]

Of course, lets not forget this when I'm playing the Gerries:

London Calling, by the Clash

London calling to the faraway towns

Now that war is declared-and battle come down

London calling to the Luftwaffe

Come out of the transports, all you armies & corps

London calling, now don't FOW sniffer us

All that phoney smacklines has bitten the dust

London calling, see we ain't got no tech

'cept for the ring of that Jet plane mech

[JerseyJohn]

Brother Rambo,

Nothing like a little music -- or musik on the other side of the Channel. I like them. The Fench one really reminds me a lot of my games when I'm wondering about UK units in Brest or Bordeaux and whether it's okay to leave them one more turn ...

[Kuniworth]

"Oh, here is a new single coming out, a remake of an old song from 1984.

Soundtrack : FOWbusters (2004)

FOWbusters…

If there's somethin' strange in your combat rolls

Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters)

If it's somethin' weird an the tech wont come

Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters)

I ain't afraid a no fog

I ain't afraid a no fog

If you're seein' corps runnin' thru your land

Who can you call (FOWbusters)

An' invisible ship parking by your coast

Oh who ya gonna call (FOWbusters)

I ain't afraid a no fog

I ain't afraid a no fog

Who ya gonna call (FOWbusters)

If your Mine is bombed pick up the phone

An call (FOWbusters)

I ain't afraid a no fog

I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid a no fog

Who you gonna call (FOWbusters)

Mm…if you've had a dose

Of a freaky FOW sniffer

You better call FOWbusters

SC makes me feel good

I ain't afraid a no fog

I ain't afraid a no fog

Don't get sniffed alone oh no…FOWbusters

When he snipes your HQ

Unless you've just got some air

I think you better call FOWbusters

Ooh... who you gonna call (FOWbusters)

Who you gonna call (FOWbusters)

Ah, I think you better call (FOWbusters)

I can't hear you…(FOWbusters)

Who you gonna call (FOWbusters)

Louder FOWBUSTERS!

Who you gonna call (FOWbusters)

Who can you call (FOWbusters)

Who you gonna call FOWbusters…

Who can you call (FOWbusters)"

Zappsweden

"Why dont you 'slightly UNCONFUSE-YOURSELF!' and stick it where the Sun Don't Shine...I have had enough of your chronic B*tch*ng and complaining. If you were were i was i would shove a P*ke up Your Rear!"

Retributars verbal assault on Shaka

"did someone shove an Egg-Beater through your Ear and Scramble your Brains???"

Retributar

"Thanks Bill....I give up... no offense Chris but you must be a recent graduate of the US public school system. Sorry we let you down"

SeaMonkey

"SeaMonkey and pzgndr are way too nice to respond to the insult. Since I've already pissed of one person, another won't matter. So allow me.

"They will try to understand better, if you try to be smarter."

Shaka

"Rambutt,

Why the elitist smug rambling? This is a free society and in this forum, discourse is encouraged inspite of detractors and pinheads like you. Who made you King George?"

Aesopo

"I belive that Rambo is gay too - uncesored version of Rambo 1 shows us that he had dildo attached to his motorcycle(due to David Lynch this was censored) although I ve got some Bollywood conn so I got it"

Dalmatia

"Silence, newbie asholer!

The next time you speak out of line, you will be flogged before the entire forum!"

Comrade Trapp takes on Aesopo

"What reality are u living in? SC defines your whole life and self-worth? How sad. I have served in the army and sacrificed lofty career goals to help deprived and abused children (You and Rambutt are likely child molesters being so gender confused)"

Aesopo

"SeaFascist; Discussions are allowed. Seadonkey "

Kuniworth to SeaMonkey

"Commiemonkey;

You are hereby demoted from SeaDonkey to SeaHag."

Kuniworth

"Rambo chainsaw massacre mega slut;

You claim to be an american, yet you rather eat at pizza hut(pizza=italian) than mcdonalds. Commie!"

Kuniworth

"I don't eat at McDonalds or Pizza Hut. I prefer Outback Steakhouse, Texas Roadhouse, or Baha Fresh."

Rambo

"Texas was once mexican. You're not only a commie, you are traitor to the american people.

Rambo = not a patriot. Who would have thought that? commie"

Kuniworth

"Next issue which we must clean up due to Commieworth's & Jersey's crying about the life in America...Lets do some fact finding about GETTING A JOB!

Step #1: http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobseeker/jobsearch/search.html?advancedsearch=1

Step #2:

Click in where you live. I did New Jersey area & found all kind of jobs.

Conclusion: There is plenty of work in the United States. Work hard & good things happen. If you live in the United States, quit crying about opportunity. Be happy & glad for the United States of America, enjoy the freedom. Commieworth would rather steal your money with Big Unions, Big Government, tax you to death, control you, etc.

Rambo preaches Jesus Saves (He's Alive)

Rambo preaches Get a Job (They are out there)

Rambo preaches America Rocks (Greatest Country)"

Rambo

"Sodomy is against the Law in Idaho. Please keep your activities out of the State borders.

"Too great to hate" --- Idaho saying."

Rambo

"I am sitting here and reading the little red-red-riding hood.

And see the RRRH is eaten by the EVIL wolf, and see the hunter come and saves her form the wolfs gut. SEE A MIRACLE.

I will run out and form a church, the holy church of RRRH. It is written in the holý fairy tale by the big prophet HC Andersen. (i hope it is him, or was it the prophets Grim) It must be true. You better confess to the RRRH or else you will be damn to hell. (the wolfs belly)

And see its written that everybody must on every sunday go out the pick flowers to their grandma.

HALLELULJA ! !! !! !!!

And see the son is born from RRRH, the holy spirit made her pregnant and the messias i born to free of from the Wolfs....

It is written, it is true.......

Amen Hallelulja

Sing with my Halleluja......"

Kossuth, Ronald Reagan thread

[JerseyJohn]

Worthy Additions, Kaptain Kuni!

[aesopo]

Awesome quotes Kuni!

Too bad Rambutt is the butt of most of them!