Kuniworth Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Hey guys, I'm putting together a new website with all possible facts about the community as I want this period to live on. My old website is so buggy I can't change a bit so I need to do a new. And therefore I need some help from you... what I need... - All tourneys and leagues(and which dates they were played) along with winners and runners up - Classic bouts with short commentary of each. Prefarable written by Rambo, Zappsweden and Terif - The history of the community along with all the "incidents". Jersey you are up for it? - More smack talk ANyone outthere willing to help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Sure Kuni, I'll give you some facts on the Fall Blau Tourney and the PBEM league. Problem is that the forum history is quite gone, I mean the pages are dissapeared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Euh, just checked they are all back, this must be magic !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Let's start looking for good quotes ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 posted March 27, 2004 06:55 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This tournament is looking a little weak. When you ladies are done playing circle jerk with the rules & standings........then send me the so called winner. I'm that good. Rambo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 I like those recent ones... "Sorry, you're not a moderator and so I refuse to change my post. I'm not trying to be awkward, but people need to loosen up about bad language, most people here seem mature enough to handle it." Col Gen Guderian "Look kid, I said Cunt and **** once each (that makes it twice) and only 2 people have whined about it. Big deal, it's hardly like i'm using it in excess. Do you tell someone off in real life for using 'bad language'? Do you scorn films and music which have certain swear words in them? God, WHO CARES?" Col Gen Guderian "Your an azzhat, nuff said....." Comrade Trapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Trapp Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Originally posted by kurt88: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> posted March 27, 2004 06:55 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This tournament is looking a little weak. When you ladies are done playing circle jerk with the rules & standings........then send me the so called winner. I'm that good. Rambo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OUT </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Comrade Trapp : You created this thread to brag about your ability to beat the AI. We're telling you nicely that beating the AI on any level isn't that great of an achievement and that if you tried to use your tactics in a real game, you would have your ass handed to you rather quickly. By kurt88 Well Les, after you have bathed and entertained the wife for a while maybe you could find the time to send me your latest turn in our game you lazy #^~è`#.... By JJ This is one fantastic AAR! There was one post on page 3 that was really great. By Some God THis forum has went the wrong way. I used to like the bad version of the forum. Now everybody is going pnasy in here By Sombra It seems you are looking for a "flame war". Though please go to Libya and have a good time. By Iron Ranger Beer lots of beer - and quit playing PBEM. By JJ Yes, in medication I've always found the old fashioned natural methods, like swilling booz, to always be the bes By Curry I most likely should stay out of this. But since I work in Human Resources and am often drawn into conflict management I just cant help myself from commenting. By Terif I WITHDRAW FROM THE ZAPP-LEAGUE Hmm, unfortunately it is not possible to withdraw from the league after Zapps rule change... By CT Moon, can you lock this before it turns into another pissing match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 hehe good ones kurt. Maybe we should divide the search between a few people and assign time-spans to each? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 I'm starting to work my way forward from september 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 I'm going backward from today, let's meet at New Year's eve 2004 By kurt88 Du stinkt as well, why the hell do people post in German and Spanish here? Das ist gans verruckt !! By Rambo French dudes playing SC, how interesting (funny). Better make a new patch 1.09, and add the "we surrender" button. By Moon (going soft after reading your first website) Well, yeah, ok... there is some funny stuff there Some themes -Zapp/Terif arguments -CT kicking newbie butt -Our rally to lift Kuni's ban -Les constantly apologizing for being slow in sending turns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 By CT (after discovering a newbie post with already 4 guys ganging up on the newbie) Damn, tough crowd.......... Not saying your wrong, but you guys are getting worse then me. By ChinaWins999 (the newbie from previous) There were post about me being stupid and waste of time? you are wrong i play the ai because the ai has 9999 head start! i wouldn't say it a waste of time! By kurt88 Welcome to the forum, crack a joke, have a laugh, get to know people and you'll notice everyone is rather friendly overhere. But stop boasting you can beat tha AI with this or that setting. By JJ (after seeing ChinaWins999 being harassed for beating the AI) We should just be friendly with new guys. A little enthusiasm should be extended in response to those mavelous "God, I beat the AI!" adventure tales. By JJ (two minutes later) Okay, I've tried and unfortunately it didn't happen. Next ... ! By Dragonheart (just got up and sipping coffee before his monitor) What´s up? No dispute today? No smack ...everything quiet i cant believe it. I wanna have some action, some affront, some grumble here. Another thing...what is the range for a port to see units? Is it the same like for cities 2hexes? By YK2 (some guy with over 3000 posts) Is that you Leeo???? By ErrantRecce1 Oh yeah, my mom says that if you are going to be that fast next time, bring some friends, she was really at a loss of what to do for the last 59 minutes, when you pay for an hour, try to use the whole hour next time Zapp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 By Les (when everyone was thinking he was gonna leave agian) Everything gets old eventually, no joke can be retold to the same audience endlessly and remain funny. And THAT is the essence of our problem here. By JJ You may even have eaten an American or two? Okay, so that makes you an American! Next time be more careful with your junk food By JJ Titles, let's see ... I'm trying to remember which ones you get. I think it's Member after thirty and after 500 it was Member and after 1000 it was changed to Member and at 2000 it was, let me see, if memory serves me it was Member and then at 3000 I really became a Member -- Stay tuned, I'll let you know what it becomes at 5000. By Moon Actually this is a great opportunity for a preliminary padlock. By Some God Kuni are you a crackhead European whore? Thats what I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Kurt Love those quotes you've assembled and honored to be in so many of them. This is the post I was talking about on page 3, as you obviously realize. A gem! I nominate this one. I read it last night and laughed my butt off. Originally posted by Comrade Trapp: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by aesopo123: I think Trapp has lost heart and regrets challenging the great Master Reich Killer! what an idiot....... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Although this isn't from battlefront but from CT's website, I think it would add niceley to the Kuni saga. SCTV exploring "the Kuni state of mind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Kurt Yes! -- That's a classic for sure! Kuni Great Idea. If you want to put the new one on Invision a lot of have experience with their specs now. The good thing is it's a very easy system and reliable -- I mean, other that one time an entire website vanished without a trace! "- The history of the community along with all the "incidents". Jersey you are up for it?" Sure, but I'm a late arrival. If we make it in two parts is would be great. Let's say Bill Macon writes Part I up to Oct 02 and I'll take it from there, unless Bill wants to take it the rest of the way which would be fine with me. He's got a great way of saying things and an excellent sense of humor. Immer Etwas would also be a fine old timer to do this, but he seems to have wandered off. [ May 23, 2004, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 That would be great indeed, to have a history of the forum and community!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 By Rambo With a name like poots, somebody needs to beat your ass...And I'm not surprised it's a chick. By JJ (sucking up to the mods) I'm sure we're all on your side. Which happens to be our side as well. By Kuniworth (from his retirement post) I'am so frustrated with this game that it is making me mentally ill. In this forum I have tried to bring a positive influence and contribute the way I can. Hubert is circling like a God around here and like a God dont do ****. bye for now and hopefully forever By Some God (hearing about Kuni's retirement) You are gonna be back ... after all i came back after I fixed my monitor cuz i banged my head on it cuz i got so angry at this ga... but who cares By Moon (overjoyed) Good bye Kuniworth. Locking this. By kurt88 And they are all wargamers,... wargamers and they all manage to be funny! By Moon Off-topic, locking it. By Lucky Zorba Some dude...Comrade Trapp says I'm some guy...Lucky Zebro or something. Strange individual this mr Trapp. I just wanna play. By Kuni Lucky zorba, what does it mean? Zorba was a greek, are you greek? Are you lucky??? ugga brugga ragga By Serbian Hi, wonna play Z-league? By Moon Now that this important piece of news has been cleared, I am locking up the thread By Serbian (still looking for a game) Hey, wanna play for Z-league? I bet 115 1:8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 sep - dec 2003 quotes... ” don't expect me to refrain from jumping on your head in here if the situation warrants it (and no I don't post messages with foul language or wierd pictures, way to juvenile for a guy my age)” Les the Sarge “Regarding SC itself though, I do have some thoughts. What in the blazes is with all the league insanity? What is with all the postering? Are you guys wargamers or class clowns?” Les the Sarge “Les, I'm going to have to start charging you for each mention of Matrix Games or the other two websites they own on our forums if you don't watch out. Locking this thread, we all now know that you're back” Moon “It doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that this forum is intended for all ages...” JP Wagner “Why so stiff necked? The youngest I've known here was fourteen and I'm sure they know the word pornography; it isn't going to kill anybody.” JerseyJohn “Where do you get off insinuating I feel children sould look at pornography? What a twisting of words and deliberate distortion” JerseyJohn ” Puniworth, you're not going to Russia to meet your mail-order-bride are you?” Jon J Rambo “I'm sure this guy Masturbator had a good reason for choosing that name, it probably means something different in a foreign tongue and we shouldn't go by it's English meaning.” Curry “I understand you mean a masturbator is someone that rubs their skin??? You mean like rubbing on some sun lotion? Why is that funny?” Kuniworth “I attempted to do just what Moon is doing, keep a wargaming forum about wargaming. It wasn't well received.” Les the Sarge ” I've also seen many, many threads that I thought were good and interesting and certainly very specifically relevant to both WW II and SC being knocked back to page two or even three because some loser comes in and spams a dozen or so posts before being booted out on his bottom” JerseyJohn "Short-Teched" : When you've had 3 plus chits in jets for almost 2 years without an advance and your opponent reaches over, pulls your underwear down and shoves lvl 4 jets up your ass” Seamonkey “I'm not advocating a free-for-all where anything goes. The Lucky Elephant thing or whatever the hell his name was was completely unacceptable on any level. But surely there must be some middle ground between spam anarchy and absolute enforcement” CC Baxter “The old generation isn't gone yet; we just seem to be dropping like flies at the moment” Dragonheart “Ah, Mr Boggs... you have a certain way, like that amazing Blues Magician, John Lee Hooker, of saying a thing with... charming disarming folk melody” Immer Etwas “In January Jim Boggs and my self were mistaken as the same member and banned together. Comrade Trapp helped straighten things out from the inside while Boggs and myself proved we were separate entities from the outside. The episode has little significance except Kuniworth, an already flighty character, pretty much established himself as the guardian angel who had warned the forum that I was basic evil and had been proven correct” JerseyJohn “That Thread you're talking about was a riot indeed. My friend Gaylord was teasing me a bit and before I came online to say anything SeaWolf, Panzer and several other buddies had already torn him to shreds” JerseyJohn “quote: "Someone tell me, what have i missed?" Lets see...... 1) The SC Forum has been in civil unrest for the past 48 hours. 2) We are having some major disagreements with the moderators. 3) Kuniworth has been banned, this time it looks like for good. (Something that a lot of people don't agree with). 4) Terif has withdrawn for Z-League and the forum over a dispute with Zapp. 5) Rambo has retired again because of all the crap that has been going on. 6) The moderators are cracking down on the forum. 7) We're having some problems with Z-League. To get the whole story, start at page 4 of the archived threads and work your way up. I bet your glad to be back.” Comrade Trapp ” I want you to understand JJ I don't think of you as being an obnoxious poster, only interested in ranting endlessly about nothing other than the latest political hot topic” Les the Sarge “It seemed as if the Locked Thread started by Kuniworth and contributed to by several posters, along with the "Kuniworth to meet Sven Hassel" and "SC Forum Members to Go to Russia" were the final straw. But all this is against a background of the spam attack which took place just prior to these Kuniworth sponsored threads.” CC Baxter tries to analyze the banning of Kuniworth “I think the only real question here is if Jim Boggs can be traded to Cuba for a box of cigars” Gaylord Focker “Jordy my first impression of him wasn´t bad too...but then he goes grazy...spawning this forum full of silly treads.” Dragonheart on Lucky Zorba “I think Dragonheart just needs a hug” Comrade Trapp “Dragonheart, Lucky Zorba posted on this thread yesterday at 11:45 am! He was not banned until very recently. Lucky Elephant was banned well before that. So, Lucky Elephant was not retaliating for Lucky Zorbas banning. I still think you are getting peoples names mixed up. ” Jabbazilla(Jordy) “Well it apears that Castro found my offer unfair, perhaps Jim Boggs could be traded for a bag of oranges?” Gaylord Focker “Yes, indeed it was Lucky. Lucky Zorba had no Luck at all when he Unluckily chose a name similar to Lucky Zebra and so close to the Lucky Elephant fiasco. If his luck holds, he will continue to have no luck but bad luck. Lucky him.” Jabbazilla(Jordy) ” A lawyer and an officer eh? This guy needs to be skinned alive for decent folk everywhere” JerseyJohn “Maybe Arab martyrs are better paid but they have lousey retirement packages” Jim Cobb “In my latest game, LC never surrendered (not even several turns after LC surrendered). Zappsweden “I try not to scrutinize too closely what happens in a single hex during a single turn, because I invariably do not like what I see” Bill Macon “I do wish him well, but the kid didn't seem to break the code or get the hint. You don't tug on Superman's cape; You don't spit into the wind; You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger; And you don't mess around with Moon.” Bill Macon commeting on the banning of Kuniworth “Kuniworth needs to Repent & believe the Gospel. "And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission." Hebrews 9:22.” Rambo ” Who cares?! We all know you two are feuding but all this mud slinging is worse than a Louisiana political campaign. If it ever gets to the point that I am trying to translate another language in order to see if an SC opponet of mine is talking smack, than its just time for me to take a break and come back to the real world” Panzer39 “What nucklehead thought that you woudn't notice more than one French Air unit? Who is he, I've got to know! I know, he must be french, they have no honor!” Seawolf_48 “Brian --- Yeah, jump on the Band-Wagon. I'm a leader, you're a follower. You're always playing the "both sides of the fence card". That's why I live up to my name: Rambo. That's what my name is. And your name is "You're wanting".” Rambo adress BriantheWise “...Terif is most likely just enjoying baiting the crazy Euro, and with Zappsweden being that far from reality, who wouldn't enjoy rattling his cage to hear him go off about the 'bugs' and 'those damned ungrateful Zleaguers who don't just eat up Zappreality like it's cream and strawberries'.” Errantrecce1 “This is really amusing from a "look at the poor japanese tourists ripped apart from their first meeting with a Canadian Logging truck" kinda way. I think if we all grab on the big old Clue grippy thing and hold on tight, we'll make it through.” Errantrecce1 “Hey I just made my 20th ( now 21st) post!! Am I still a newbie? I think I should be promoted. I want to be ' grog, assistant to the assistant sword carrier', or something else clever like that.” Errantrecce1 on posting-ranks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 23, 2004 Author Share Posted May 23, 2004 Im laughing so hard right now ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Dragonheart, Lucky Zorba posted on this thread yesterday at 11:45 am! He was not banned until very recently. Lucky Elephant was banned well before that. So, Lucky Elephant was not retaliating for Lucky Zorbas banning. I still think you are getting peoples names mixed up. ” Hilarious Good work on the quotes Kuni ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Kuni & Kurt Funny as hell! I've read most of them twice and am still laughing. Thanks both of you for finding these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Man, I like reading everyone elses quotes, but sure dont like reading my own. Sure said some foolish things at times on these boards. However, glad I'm not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Trapp Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 I think we all remember this one : Posted by Moon (December 30, 2002 06:14): Anything off-topic outside of that will be moved or locked, and I am going to kick everybody out of these forums who continues to post nonsense. I'd rather be enjoying New Year celebrations, and since you guys force me to hang around here instead, I'm angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 By Rambo What's this "I got of be too early" stuff? Either your medication hasn't kicked in, or you need to consider an English writing course. I said it before and say it again : Rambo needs to get into rap, he's a natural! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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