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Read the post again. It was by my son. You know we both have our own copies of CM. Why have one, when you can have two at twice the price? Anyway, matt, dont be confused. Things are grand again, he ordered a new cd, and I am getting a replacement. So no, all you CM posters, Im not a fraud, or even a very hot chick who takes her clothes off, im only a poor CM player with a broken CD. I still love my dog though.

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CMplayer:

My son posted once under my handle too, but he mostly just banged at random on a bunch of keys. You should consider yourself lucky.<hr></blockquote>

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Cast of characters:

Smart peasant: Amidst_Void

Stupid peasant: Gunny Bunny

Guard Madmatt: Madmatt

He: CombatGeneral

Peasants: Grogs

Peasants: ...He's a witch, burn 'im!!

Guard: A male witch!? Can you prove this?

Stupid peasant: I...

Smarter peasant: He cursed my wife, made 'er ugly to look at... suppose she was always ugly to look at, she's uglier now sir!

Guard: If it's true he is a witch... we have to prove he is a witch by performing a test that proves he is a witch... which we have already concluded he is one...(?) [thinks to himself]

Peasants: [Mumbling to one another]

Stupid Peasant: Howil' we do that sir?

Guard: If he is a witch...[thinks], and a duck floats on water... and if he floats on water, then what?

Stupid peasant: He's a duck! Burn 'im!!!

Peasants: Burn 'im!!!

Guard: No no, if he floats on water... and a duck floats on water... and wood floats on water, and he floats... on the duck, then?

Smart peasant: He's made outta wood?

Guard: Good, and what do we do with wood?

Stupid peasant: ...We build a bridge outta 'it sir?

Guard: Yes... and what else?

Smart peasant: Do we burn it sir?

Guard: Good! So what does that mean?

Peasants: He's a witch!!! BURN 'IM!!!

Guard: But we haven't had the test... (ahhhhhhh) [was trampled to death]

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