Speedy Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Kitchen sink and Lavatory units are overrated. The true King of battle, the most feared weapon in the history of WWII has to have been the Frech Army Mobile Brothel units. Whenever these units were sent to the front German troops opposite them would drop their weapons and approach at the salute, only to find to their horror that the F.A.M.B. was manned by men and not women. Historical records show that 50% of the Germans confronted with this horrendous fact would immediately surrender ( some even today are still recieving psychological treatment for their trauma) , the other 50% would commit suicide. The only drawback of this weapon was that it could not be deployed in the vicinity of English troops. On all the occasions when this was done the French Army Mobile Brothel units were overrun by members of the English officer/ruling class wanting a good rogering. ------------------ IN VINO VERITAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 What about the 10% or so who would have been VERY happy to realise the FAMBs were guys? I think we need to ask Guachi about this. He's our "Forum Prophylaxis Expert". Jason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guachi Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Shhhh... Don't Ask, Don't Tell! Only heterosexuals can die for their country here in America! Jason An appropriate subject. Though I can't imagine any gay men who would actually WANT to bugger a kitchen sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by guachi: Though I can't imagine any gay men who would actually WANT to bugger a kitchen sink.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's only because your kitchen sinks are not as stylish and good-looking as the German ones. ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 OR as hairy. German "kitchen sinks" (and women for that matter) like to be a little too "natural" for my tastes . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gespenster Posted May 9, 2000 Share Posted May 9, 2000 Hey now ... watch it Fionn, My wife is German, from Mannheim, and is quite silky smooth. ~G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 10, 2000 Author Share Posted May 10, 2000 Must use a good conditioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 10, 2000 Share Posted May 10, 2000 Huh, what, who uses conditioner. LOL J/K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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