Zaffod Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 Everybody just better back off of Elijha Meeks nice n easy like. He's the only philostopher on this forum, dontchya know? He's also a Jewish comedian on cable that has a rather unique routine with a baby seal and brass rings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 Yes, it apperas there is nothing more dangerous than an wounded Elijah Meeks backed into a corner. He has become aaaagitated. He is now more vicious than an African Black Mamba. Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 09-11-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted September 11, 2000 Author Share Posted September 11, 2000 Jeff, It is, of course, good to see how respectful you've become now that you realize the gravity of the situation. Your forces aren't merely in peril, they're all ready dead. The logic eluded you, of course, as you're the epitome of a by-the-books commander. I only wish I was at home so that I may continue butchering your forces. Oh, and Croda, you twit, there is no "us" until you send me a godforsaken turn! ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein [This message has been edited by Elijah Meeks (edited 09-11-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 I sent you a godforsaken test message. If you can handle the buttons on your email client, send back a message stating that we have made a connection. Then you have no excuse for dodging the turn I'll send. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Jeff, It is, of course, good to see how respectful you've become now that you realize the gravity of the situation. Your forces aren't merely in peril, they're all ready dead. The logic eluded you, of course, as you're the epitome of a by-the-books commander. I only wish I was at home so that I may continue butchering your forces. Oh, and Croda, you twit, there is no "us" until you send me a godforsaken turn! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> (Cackle) Ahhh... We shall see... We shall see... I have two opponents tonight, you and the cracked tiles in my shower. At this present moment I dread more the grouting I will be doing tonight than the crushing of your troops beneath my heal. "Now you will pay for your lack of vision!" Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 Har! Ya, I have crickets to kill. Much more annoying, and frightening, then Senor Meek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Yes, it apperas there is nothing more dangerous than an wounded Elijah Meeks backed into a corner. He has become aaaagitated. He is now more vicious than an African Black Mamba. Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 09-11-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmm, yes, this does seem to be getting out of hand. Croda, feel free to come over to the Peng Challenge thread and abuse Meeks there, if you like. The other Lads find that sort of thing vastly entertaining. And jshandorf, you might want to stop by too. Hmm, TC north suburbs—we'll put out some potpourri. MEEKS! This isn't a bloody franchise operation, you know! Gather up your friends and skitter back to the Cesspool where you belong. People are so tired of abusing Shaw he's started abusing himself just to keep things going. Don't want to go, eh? PENG, BRING THE BRICK...NO, SCRATCH THAT, BRING THE CINDERBLOCK AND THE STEPSTOOL. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 Yes, I think it is time we got this thread locked up and packed away neatly. This thread has been more addicting than crack. I gotta kick. I gotta... Later, Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted September 11, 2000 Share Posted September 11, 2000 To the Cesspool, then! It's a shame to see a thread with my name in the title get locked up, but if you think it's best, See'n'Say, then I guess we'll all go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted September 11, 2000 Author Share Posted September 11, 2000 Poor Jeff, there will be noone to lock up our battle when I start slaughtering you pathetic soldiers. ------------------ Did someone compare this to the Ealing comedies? I've shot people for less. -David Edelstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted September 12, 2000 Share Posted September 12, 2000 I could not understand the tension (funny/frendly be it) between Croda and Meeks then I looked at the profile yes now I know! Network Administrator vs. Programmer yup its like us Designers gainst Project managers..heh..oooh let the cannons roar! dakka dakka dakka... oh and Peng … and hehe.. *poof* and I'm gone. -------- "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -Military magazine review of M203 grenade launcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted September 12, 2000 Share Posted September 12, 2000 For those of you (both of you) who are following this breathtaking exchange and wondering where things stand...well, Meeks has received and returned the pbem. Turn 1 about to take place this evening. If that doesn't get your blood flowing, there's a Punky Brewster marathon on TV tonight also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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