martiniman Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 TODAY ON COMAT MISSION THEATRE: Martiniman: Got a package today.... Yippee!!! It seems a little light. Hmmmm why its, its EMPTY!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Get back here you Blue gray pith helmet wearing civil servant. Letter Carrier: "No! please, sir please, don't make me use this" Martiniman: Nice Bermuda shorts there sparky. Grrrrr Letter Carrier: "No Im begging sir don't kill the messenger!" Martiniman: get over here! grrrrrrr Letter Carrier: I sorry sir you leave no other option >PPPHHHHHHHSSSSST< Martiniman: OW OW OW OW OW Dog repellent! it not just for canines anymore! Credit card charged + empty package + no response from BTS = ------------------ You can't say ot spell Martini without "mmmm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamo Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 You're kidding, right? You're not kidding? You got an EMPTY package? Dude...I'd loan you mine, but... Zamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phandaal Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 Me thinks the Gods are angry with you. Phandaal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martiniman Posted June 27, 2000 Author Share Posted June 27, 2000 god 'ee 'iz zee beegest beetch of all the Mole South Park Movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martiniman Posted June 27, 2000 Author Share Posted June 27, 2000 COMBAT MISSION THEATER A Quinn Martin Production Tonight's Episode: VOLCANO VAMP Martiniman: >whistling< "Hi Mrs. Jones mind I if borrow your 18 year old virgin daughter?" Mrs. Jones: "No sweat here you go" hands daughter to Martiniman Martiniman and daughter walk to volcano at end of block Martiniman throws virgin into volcano Volcano gods appeased Mariniman receives email from BTS. Apologizing for empty package and assuring I'll receive my copy of CM ASAP! WHOO WHOO! Credit Card Charged + Favorable BTS Response = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 "Throwing a virgin into the volcano." Is that what you kids call it these days, hmmm. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolguy101 Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 Were the hell are you going to find an 18 year old virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coolguy101: Were the hell are you going to find an 18 year old virgin <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not in the UK - but we don't have volcanoes either, unlike LA... ------------------ Andreas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schugger Posted June 27, 2000 Share Posted June 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: "Throwing a virgin into the volcano." Is that what you kids call it these days, hmmm. Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, at least it seems to work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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