TODAY ON COMAT MISSION THEATRE:
Martiniman: Got a package today.... Yippee!!! It seems a little light. Hmmmm why its, its EMPTY!?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Get back here you Blue gray pith
helmet wearing civil servant.
Letter Carrier: "No! please, sir please, don't make me use this"
Martiniman: Nice Bermuda shorts there sparky. Grrrrr
Letter Carrier: "No Im begging sir don't kill the messenger!"
Martiniman: get over here! grrrrrrr
Letter Carrier: I sorry sir you leave no other option
>PPPHHHHHHHSSSSST<
Martiniman: OW OW OW OW OW Dog repellent! it not just for canines anymore!
Credit card charged + empty package + no response from BTS =
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You can't say ot spell Martini without "mmmm"