Bugged

*wanders in, all innocent and wide-eyed* EEP! *shudders* Come on you guys, this is the Peng Challenge Thread. You wanna make love, not war, go somewhere else. I feel so unclean. I wanna see some Hate.

Just concentrating on reading your request has taken up all of my ability to concentrate. I'm spent.

Well you've sure come back with a bang, eh?

Pretentious?

Too much time on your hands, Rother?

*sings* My baby, she's a Chippewa-aah, she's a one-of-a-kind...

Another piccy, Abbott? I think someone got a digital camera for his birthday...

Classic. "If I told you you have a great baa-aa-aa-dy, would you hold it against me?"

Hot air ballooning?

It's sentences like this that require, if not scream for, proper punctuation. No one here will be happy with "that Abbot".

So anyway, today, I went for dinner with my best friend. I had a beef dinner and it was a bit dry.

Trust me, if I'm singing it'll be you guys that will need the liquor to numb the pain. Nice to see you again, Seanachai.

*dusts cobwebs from the corners, runs the vacuum over the floor, hoses down the bathroom from its doorway, sets a vase of fresh flowers on the table in the foyer* *waits*

Apparently Seanachai will be back on the 10th. Maybe he'll return with a roar and give people something to talk about.

..and the cat just looked at the "woofing" dog and cooly wondered what the silly thing was all worked up about.

...somewhere within, oh, say, a meter or so, a cat meows...

Whoops, logged in under wrong account. *mad*

*sings* That fateful night, The car was stalled Upon the railroad tracks. I pulled you out and we were safe, But you went running back.

The correct answer to this of course is "yes". </font>

"A lunchtime parade of topless porn stars down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city has been given official approval, as no laws will be broken." "They also were told police had approved the parade and would be in attendance to ensure road safety." The whole damn force?

Hey, Joe, get on this one! I wanna hear Bugged speak. It was way cool the time I got to hear Emma. When you talk to Bugged use your massive intellect to come up with a way to make her say 'out and about' in a normal, conversational way. As for Pestilence, I think it's important that he be made to sing a song of some type. </font>

Heh. Those are my sentiments as well. Perhaps in the same way that only dogs hear dog whistles, only men respond positively to Kate Bush?

The night is still young. And it is Saturday. Maybe that knowledge will help you in your decision making?

You left your "mothering face" on for this? Exactly who did you learn your parenting skilz from?

You were in EDMONTON? I thought you chose to go to D.C. or something?